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cowboy beepboop posted:
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person whose mic is picking up a lot of background noise, and they should just go on mute, but they're by far the most powerful person in the meeting, which is being held primarily for their benefit, so no one has the guts to even mention it
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May 19, 2025 18:45
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i had an old boss like that who would call into meetings while driving w his window down and I would simply mute him constantly
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dude who shares his screen with his own meeting video on it so you get a lovely version of the infinite television effect
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guy who told his boss he had to work from home because he had to take care of his toddler, but while sharing his screen a reminder for "hairdresser" popped up guy who logs in with a clearly overheating laptop and starts every meeting by spamming everyone with a sound similar to that of a fighter jet taking off
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May 20, 2025 16:53
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Greg
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if there isn't a greg in the meeting, you're the greg
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guy who wants everyone to turn their cameras on so we can see your beautiful faces
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who told his boss he had to work from home because he had to take care of his toddler, but while sharing his screen a reminder for "hairdresser" popped up guy who has a lovely loving job/employer
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May 20, 2025 21:19
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Guy that used the word "circumcise" instead of "excise" when talking about removing part of a report in a department meeting.
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May 21, 2025 02:04
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy that used the word "circumcise" instead of "excise" when talking about removing part of a report in a department meeting. guy that uses "excise" instead of "delete"
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May 21, 2025 07:46
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who told his boss he had to work from home because he had to take care of his toddler, but while sharing his screen a reminder for "hairdresser" popped up what idiot doesn't block these as a blank private meeting 
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May 21, 2025 12:30
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supervisor who asks question and continues responding to emails through the answer: i'm sorry can you repeat that
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person who gets progressively more annoyed until they ask a very polite yet precise question that undermines the entire premise of the meeting
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May 23, 2025 19:59
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duTrieux. posted:person who gets progressively more annoyed until they ask a very polite yet precise question that undermines the entire premise of the meeting love this type of peep unless it’s my meeting, at which time they are the Enemy
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May 23, 2025 20:23
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duTrieux. posted:person who gets progressively more annoyed until they ask a very polite yet precise question that undermines the entire premise of the meeting "Why are we here? Who are you people?"
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May 23, 2025 23:50
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Manzoon posted:"Why are we here? Who are you people?" “why are we here, just to suffer?!” the collective groan at my bullshit is so loud even muted folks are audible
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Jun 3, 2025 02:57
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person who just learned a new productivity buzzword and is trying to steer the direction of the meeting to talk about it
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Jun 3, 2025 02:59
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Person who just learned a new corporate buzzword and is trying to fit it into every sentence, even though they don't really know what it means and it never makes any sense.
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Jun 3, 2025 03:27
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dr_rat posted:Person who just learned a new corporate buzzword and is trying to fit it into every sentence, even though they don't really know what it means and it never makes any sense. 
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person whose relative positions of monitor and webcam makes them always look like they’re distracted even if they were paying attention (they’re not) person whose relative positions of monitor and webcam makes them always look like they’re giving a Kubrick stare (they are)
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Jun 11, 2025 16:15
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guy who is probably very insecure about his jawline and only ever shows the top 1/3 of his head (and has done so for the past 2 years)
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Jun 11, 2025 16:30
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who is probably very insecure about his jawline and only ever shows the top 1/3 of his head (and has done so for the past 2 years) 
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peep waiting in the meeting room that’s not gonna remind the other attendees still at their desks that there’s supposed to be a meeting right now because the peep hates this meeting
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Jul 1, 2025 02:09
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peep that will never join until there are at least 3 other people there so they don't get trapped in awkward small talk by a coworker that doesn't understand how to wait in silence
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Kempy posted:guy that uses "excise" instead of "delete" Guy that uses depreciate instead of deprecate. duTrieux. posted:person who gets progressively more annoyed until they ask a very polite yet precise question that undermines the entire premise of the meeting In one of the first meetings of my current contracting role I asked what the purpose of a meeting was, and now every meeting I get invited too the engineering lead explains the purpose of the meeting the first time I attend. I'm totally fine with this.
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Peeps waiting for someone else to join the meeting that nobody wants to attend because being the first to join will cause the quantum superposition to collapse into a real meeting that everyone joins
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Jul 1, 2025 10:47
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Kempy posted:guy that uses "excise" instead of "delete" bluemaxmb posted:Guy that uses depreciate instead of deprecate. guy that uses "utilize" instead of "use"
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Jul 1, 2025 11:04
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guy who doesn't know how to end the call when nobody else involved has anything to say and has just sat there on mute or only engaged to say "I hate this" and now we're all stuck in a Mexican stand offwell-read undead posted:peep that will never join until there are at least 3 other people there so they don't get trapped in awkward small talk by a coworker that doesn't understand how to wait in silence hello it's me, the guy that will fill this space if I know the other people
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guy in the meeting who has either a NZ or South African accent and it's killing me i can't tell which
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Lobok posted:guy in the meeting who has either a NZ or South African accent and it's killing me i can't tell which It's New Zealand
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Jul 2, 2025 22:21
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at least it wasn't a Boering answer
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Jul 2, 2025 22:53
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Lobok posted:guy in the meeting who has either a NZ or South African accent and it's killing me i can't tell which are they complaining about "the blecks" or "the blicks"?
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Jul 2, 2025 23:48
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Sweevo posted:are they complaining about "the blecks" or "the blicks"? or the "all blecks" or "all blicks'?
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Dark horse third option - they're from Adelaide
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