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I'm the guy asking everyone to put their emails in the chat to track attendance. This is very important.
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peep who asks highly specific questions about their personal situation during the generic hr benefits meeting
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May 27, 2022 01:37
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awful, change the title back
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May 27, 2022 01:41
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guys made of marshmallow and dusted with sugar
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May 27, 2022 01:45
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person who takes a phone call loudly during the meeting, doesn't go on mute
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May 27, 2022 05:20
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that person with a poo poo audio setup that constantly adds echo or feedback when unmuted
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May 27, 2022 05:46
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guy who is being such an rear end in a top hat that he gets muted by the court and found in contempt quote:
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May 27, 2022 05:57
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guy you @mentions you in a slack dm where you're the only other person
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May 27, 2022 06:12
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guy with elaborate SLR camera setup that is either constantly going in and out of focus or randomly cutting to black due to some problem with the adapter configuration
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May 27, 2022 06:25
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New guy who sounds exactly like Garrison Keillor and doesn't have a camera so you can't really be sure it's actually him or not
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May 27, 2022 07:55
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I'm the guy streaming his walk around his compound, mic unmuted to capture the wind chimes.
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May 27, 2022 16:05
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I'm the guy who declines the meeting. Hopefully nobody said that yet.
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May 27, 2022 16:10
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the guy who invites endless random people to your meeting and instead of four people making a decision you get a dozen people giving input to poo poo that doesn't involve them
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May 27, 2022 16:30
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the guy who leaves the meeting half way claiming that he has to join another meeting
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May 27, 2022 17:39
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nvrgrls posted:I'm the guy who declines the meeting. power.
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May 27, 2022 17:40
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i’m the most handsome, buff, and charming person in any meeting
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May 28, 2022 07:28
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Gentle Autist posted:i’m the most handsome, buff, and charming person in any meeting turn on your monitor
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May 28, 2022 08:28
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gently caress SNEEP posted:turn on your monitor 
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May 29, 2022 00:02
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:boomer who shows up, turns his camera off, and immediately afks for the rest of the meeting. living the dream
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May 29, 2022 01:00
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guy who keeps scheduling the same meeting with same agenda after the last 3 have failed to accomplish anything
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May 29, 2022 02:16
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guy who leaves their mic on and makes a bunch of noise that no one else calls out
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May 29, 2022 06:46
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at my old job back in 2008 before zoom calls we'd have a lot of conference calls where people would dial in and talk because we had a bunch of little offices and there was someone who had a parrot and we could never figure out who owned it or when or if the parrot would strike but every now & then there'd be just like the CFO talking about whatever and then BRAAAAAAWK and then we'd have to ask that whoever has the parrot please remember to mute and no one would ever admit to having the parrot.
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May 29, 2022 06:54
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neat, now this is a parroty thread
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Jonny 290 posted:neat, now this is a parroty thread im goin to bed
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rotor posted:at my old job back in 2008 before zoom calls we'd have a lot of conference calls where people would dial in and talk because we had a bunch of little offices and there was someone who had a parrot and we could never figure out who owned it or when or if the parrot would strike but every now & then there'd be just like the CFO talking about whatever and then BRAAAAAAWK and then we'd have to ask that whoever has the parrot please remember to mute and no one would ever admit to having the parrot. this is extremely cool and zoom or whoever should implement it in software to gently caress with people
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May 29, 2022 08:49
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rotor posted:at my old job back in 2008 before zoom calls we'd have a lot of conference calls where people would dial in and talk because we had a bunch of little offices and there was someone who had a parrot and we could never figure out who owned it or when or if the parrot would strike but every now & then there'd be just like the CFO talking about whatever and then BRAAAAAAWK and then we'd have to ask that whoever has the parrot please remember to mute and no one would ever admit to having the parrot. utterly disappointed that parrothaver has apparently never taught it neither swears nor comedic timing
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May 29, 2022 17:52
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maybe one of your coworkers was a bird and you never knew
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May 29, 2022 18:29
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well yes I don't own a bird...
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May 29, 2022 18:29
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no one truly owns a bird
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dioxazine posted:no one truly owns a bird false. all birds are robots owned by the cia.
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May 29, 2022 19:24
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Jonny 290 posted:neat, now this is a parroty thread
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May 29, 2022 23:12
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Jonny 290 posted:guy who fancies himself a 'power user' rdp'ing into the laptop that has zoom on it and screaming across the room with three seconds lag or takes a Teams call on VDI (in fairness, it really sucks being in multiple orgs) Captain Foo posted:peep who asks highly specific questions about their personal situation during the generic hr benefits meeting I just had this someone even came up with this request to be paid fortnightly rather than monthly, which hasn't ever been a thing
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May 30, 2022 07:35
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hmm i've never been paid monthly, only biweekly
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May 31, 2022 04:51
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qsvui posted:hmm i've never been paid monthly, only biweekly I’ve had both though biweekly was much more common
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May 31, 2022 18:27
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i was monthly in grad school. didn't love it
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May 31, 2022 21:45
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i am actually the guy that talks about gardening for several minutes making the meeting run late
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May 31, 2022 21:52
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I had a job that paid weekly for a few years
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May 31, 2022 22:38
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i've only ever been paid weekly lol (at my TWO jobs)
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May 31, 2022 22:40
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Progressive JPEG posted:i am actually the guy that talks about gardening for several minutes making the meeting run late this is an ok type of guy to be imo
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guy that complains about jira every time he screen shares using jira
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