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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
The Pale Blue Eye. period pieces almost always grab me but this one was special. it was a reminder of how British we Americans once were. If u like set pieces and wardrobe, watch this film on Netflix asap :haibrow:



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Finger Prince


Avatar 2.
Why do the bad guys resurrected as cat people clones have tattoos?
Why does one chew bubble gum? Imagine how much gum they'd need to fill their giant cat person gob.
Did the one bad guy with the sunglasses have them custom made to fit a cat person head? Or are they like novelty sized human sunglasses that just happened to fit perfectly?
Why does everyone have a different accent and why does that accent change situationally?
Why does the one girl have shaman like powers to control the glowy fish and stuff? Why does nobody comment on this despite the fish girl clearly being taken aback by it?
Why are there crab robots? Like, why crabs? Did the military procurement team have a brief to make the materiel setting appropriate?
Why do the man cat/fish people not have nipples, and how do the minute pieces of vegetation adhere so tenaciously to the woman cat/fish people nipples?
Why, in the distant future of mankind's rapacious destruction of exoplanets, using huge space ships and crab robots, are they still using "mags, stingers and RPGs"?
This and so many more questions occurred to me during the runtime of the movie.
That whale sure hosed poo poo up though.

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Jan 7, 2023

Quadramind

Steve Martin is highly valuable treasure. Love listening to him noodle on the banjo.

Watched The Banshees of Inisherin last night. I really, really liked it.

beer pal

tŠr

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Quadramind posted:

Steve Martin is highly valuable treasure. Love listening to him noodle on the banjo.

Watched The Banshees of Inisherin last night. I really, really liked it.

possibly the most Irish film I've ever watched. v good movie



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Twenty Four posted:

I've seen this movie at least a dozen times, couldn't say exactly how many, but I was flipping through the channel guide and The Jerk (1979) with Steve Martin happened to be on and I still maintain it is one of the funniest movies ever made. It's stupid humor but it just nails it, and Steve is perfect in it.

The first time I saw "The Jerk" was on broadcast TV. As a result, they changed the dog's name from "Shithead" to "Stupid."

This is one of those cases where I think the censored version is a lot funnier than the dirty one.


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Twenty Four posted:

I've seen this movie at least a dozen times, couldn't say exactly how many, but I was flipping through the channel guide and The Jerk (1979) with Steve Martin happened to be on and I still maintain it is one of the funniest movies ever made. It's stupid humor but it just nails it, and Steve is perfect in it.

whenever I'm leaving the house grabbing a few last things on the way out I always say in my mind "and that's all I need"

Finger Prince


The Running Man. Classic.
Arnie looks pretty good with a beard.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the adventures of ford fairlane



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watho posted:

the adventures of ford fairlane

Wow, that's a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I'm trying to remember it and the only thing I get is a vague sense that at the time, I was surprised it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be.

baka of lathspell

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Finger Prince posted:

Wow, that's a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I'm trying to remember it and the only thing I get is a vague sense that at the time, I was surprised it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be.

yeah itís not bad. not super good either but thereís some extremely solid jokes in there but not enough to completely carry it.



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Viginti Septem

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I watched like 80% of Heat

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Goons Are Gifts

oh I didn't see this thread before

just watch m3gan, avatar 2 yesterday as well as sicario and before that pale blue eye and so puss in boots and uhm I think I'm missing some more


Goons Are Gifts

who of you got Letterboxd, I need to add you and like your reviews and also I log everything I see at all times, including a movie that's running in the background of a screen on a plane and I'm barely able to listen, I'm gonna log and review it you better believe me!!


baka of lathspell

I refute these brazen allegations that half my anime reviews are based on watching them distracted or high or both & sometimes pacing in my room


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Grinches are Glowing posted:

who of you got Letterboxd, I need to add you and like your reviews and also I log everything I see at all times, including a movie that's running in the background of a screen on a plane and I'm barely able to listen, I'm gonna log and review it you better believe me!!

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Goons Are Gifts

Yes more goons to follow! I already got the entire Letterboxd thread of c/d https://boxd.it/3WPkv


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

me too what did u think of it

Robot Made of Meat

Areola Grande posted:

me too what did u think of it

I thought it was pretty soothing except for periodic glitches that seemed to show up with amazing regularity.


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beer pal

not great imo

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baka of lathspell

looks like bad movies are back on the menu


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Areola Grande

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beer pal posted:

not great imo

I bailed halfway thru when it started getting "good"

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Bullet Train. A good, dumb action flick that doesn't take itself at all seriously.
This movie is loving awesome.

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Jan 9, 2023

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baka fwocka fwame posted:

looks like bad movies are back on the menu

:rimshot:

biosterous




watched moonfall with spouse and it was incredible in how bad it was, and we very much enjoyed being baffled by the bad writing decisions

it kept surpassing itself in dumb, it was just utterly indescribable



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Robot Made of Meat posted:

The first time I saw "The Jerk" was on broadcast TV. As a result, they changed the dog's name from "Shithead" to "Stupid."

Hah I remember seeing it like that at least once before.


canyoneer posted:

whenever I'm leaving the house grabbing a few last things on the way out I always say in my mind "and that's all I need"

One of the best bits ever!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g&t=44s

It's all great, but two of the best parts of that scene is taking the remote control, just completely useless on its own, and saying "I don't need one other thing! Not one... *looks down* I need this!" just lmao

Emo Szyslak

I watched donít worry darling and it was not very good

cruft

Chess In Concert (2009)

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
I don't watch movies; movies watch me

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Robot Made of Meat

A Talking Cat !?! (Rifftrax edition)


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Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Puss in Boots in the theater, loved the new animation style and the plot was adorably charming

beer pal

the banshees of inisherin

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

beer pal posted:

the banshees of inisherin

great flick what did u think



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cruft

Robot Made of Meat posted:

A Talking Cat !?! (Rifftrax edition)

I hope they do the pony one now

beer pal

Areola Grande posted:

great flick what did u think

really good

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cruft

I'm currently watching a movie in which Jennifer Connelly investigates a murder scene with the help of a housefly.

Viginti Septem

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cruft posted:

I'm currently watching a movie in which Jennifer Connelly investigates a murder scene with the help of a housefly.

I have a secret crush on JC. Don't tell anyone

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cruft

Viginti Septem posted:

I have a secret crush on JC. Don't tell anyone

She's like 4 years older than I am. At no point in my life has she ever not been very pretty.

This movie is pretty hosed up, though. She just fell into a pool of decomposing bodies.

E: oh, here comes a swarm of flies to hang out on this little dude covered in latex.

EE: She's still very pretty.

cruft fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jan 11, 2023

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