(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
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Tetramin posted:I’m pretty sure that’s what Jon Hamms doing here in my favorite thing I’ve seen from him lmfao
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| # ? Nov 15, 2025 18:53 |
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T Bowl posted:Just saw Stavros walking around Baltimore when I was on my bike. I'm in Wisconsin and also saw him.
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How did he smell? I bet he smells like baby oil and Vienna sausage water
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Tbf after attaining a certain circumference it becomes difficult to wipe one's rear end
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Cael posted:Adam should recreate the monologue that got Martin Lawrence banned from SNL I can hear it in his voice quote:I don’t know what it is a woman got to do to keep up the hygiene on the body I know, uh, I’m watching douche commercials on television, and I’m wonderin’ if some of you are reading the instructions. I don’t think so. Y’know, ’cause I’m getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going “Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl.”
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Aw drat, RIP to a real one, Wet Fart Macintosh https://youtube.com/shorts/UZMR4seoY74?feature=share
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maybe stavros just wanted to be a baltimore boy but the boys couldn't agree on doing the pod remotly maybe he couldn't get a fast enough internet connection to do it (because he is so big he would require an unusual amount of bandwidth to stream)
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Baltimore to NYC is an lazy 3 hour drive, so a 6 hour commute for a weekly $4,000 paycheck Boo Fucken Hoo
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maybe he just didn't want to do the thing he said he hated for years
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Stav quit because he's a big fat doofus. How's that?
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Farm Frenzy posted:maybe he just didn't want to do the thing he said he hated for years Walking away from the easiest money of all time is a hard thing for wage slaves to accept
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Stav quit to focus more on middling standup and diets that last three days
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Bust Rodd posted:Walking away from the easiest money of all time is a hard thing for wage slaves to accept Stop pocket watching
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Bust Rodd posted:Walking away from the easiest money of all time is a hard thing for wage slaves to accept this is a good point made by ....Bust Rodd????
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Farm Frenzy posted:Stop pocket watching Lookit this fuckin hall monitor over here
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Farm Frenzy posted:Stop pocket watching lol absolutely not
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Bust Rodd posted:Lookit this fuckin hall monitor over here You owe everything to stav. He ruined your life
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Bust Rodd posted:Walking away from the easiest money of all time is a hard thing for wage slaves to accept let's see him do the same with a box of McNuggets, tough guy
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Bust Rodd posted:Walking away from the easiest money of all time is a hard thing for wage slaves to accept You're not wrong, but let's not conflate something being hard with it being the smart choice.
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Talking about how ill-adviced the decision was has become stale, I prefer to read insane theorycrafting.
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i thought the hardline agent theory was plausible until i thought about what type of person stav would hire as his agent
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He hired someone from the Greek enclaves of Baltimore.
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Stavros had gay sex with his dad?
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Stavs been saying he gains thirty pounds every time he's on tour. With his new priorities...well, it's very conceivable we'll see astounding levels of rotundity, even beyond what he's already achieved...We're blessed to live in these times imo
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Crespolini posted:Stavs been saying he gains thirty pounds every time he's on tour. With his new priorities...well, it's very conceivable we'll see astounding levels of rotundity, even beyond what he's already achieved...We're blessed to live in these times imo I’m already crying a little thinking about when he dies in a year from heart failure
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a fatguy baldspot posted:I’m already crying a little thinking about when he dies in a year from heart failure Nick goes up to speak at Stav’s funeral and he has stavbot with him at the mic.
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https://twitter.com/simmyviolence/status/1556876292657741824?cxt=HHwWgIC88amvkZsrAAAA
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Sorry I just remembered that time Stav got really upset that plan b had a weight limit for some reason and couldn’t stop laughing
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://twitter.com/simmyviolence/status/1556876292657741824?cxt=HHwWgIC88amvkZsrAAAA Lmao
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Cocaine is Abel posted:Sorry I just remembered that time Stav got really upset that plan b had a weight limit for some reason and couldn’t stop laughing I think that’s just for the girl
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grizzled CIA operative honeypot child with a punisher tattoo on his rear end in a top hat where the skull is biting his lip
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I saw the new a24 movie with stavs girlfriend in it and her character has a podcast and complains how hard it is. Coincidence???? E: ex gf Also the movie sucked Sunk Dunk fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Aug 13, 2022 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://twitter.com/simmyviolence/status/1556876292657741824?cxt=HHwWgIC88amvkZsrAAAA i think i hate stav now, just knowing what the show would have been like without him
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Shipon posted:i think i hate stav now, just knowing what the show would have been like without him The episodes where Nick tries are some of the best. Like when Nick setup the soundboard, or the stavbot episode.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:The episodes where Nick tries are some of the best. Like when Nick setup the soundboard, or the stavbot episode. I’ve actually always said this
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which one of you met nick at penn station? hotep?
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Sunk Dunk posted:I saw the new a24 movie with stavs girlfriend in it and her character has a podcast and complains how hard it is. Coincidence???? Which movie?
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All of this reminds me a ton of the very best episode of Louis, featuring David Lynch as a Johnny Carson stand in. Just a great episode with some really amazing bits//performances about acting and stand up and late night. This was such an awesome show, good grief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgqAgvdXzs
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Best episode of Louie was ‘Never’
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Mordja posted:Which movie? bodies bodies bodies
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