Personal Lucubrant posted:

Basketball player Mamadou N'Diaye and Yuki Tsunoda.

7’6” vs 5’3” (230cm vs 160cm)

Khablam posted:

The Monaco Grand Prix, the most prestigious race in the world of Formula One, was in full swing. The streets of Monte Carlo were filled with the roar of engines as the world's best drivers competed for the coveted trophy.

But suddenly, the peaceful atmosphere was shattered as a barrage of missiles rained down on the track. The stands, filled with wealthy and powerful spectators, were caught in the crossfire as chaos erupted.

Max Verstappen, whilst leading the race, was determined to do something to stop the attack. He quickly jumped out of his car and began to search for a way to take down the missiles.

As he made his way through the panicked crowds, he stumbled upon a nearby construction site. There, he found a large crane that he knew could be used to take out the missiles.

With quick thinking, Max climbed to the top of the crane and took control. He expertly navigated the crane's arm towards the incoming missiles, using its massive claw to grab and crush them mid-air, just before they could reach the track and the stands.

The crowd watched in awe as Max skillfully took out missile after missile, saving countless lives. His heroic actions were met with cheers and applause from the spectators.

As the attack came to an end, Max climbed down from the crane, exhausted but victorious. He had saved the day, and the Monaco Grand Prix could continue.

But Max's heroism went beyond just saving lives that day. He had also taken a stand against the wealthy and powerful elite who had been the intended targets of the missile attack. He had shown that no matter how rich and untouchable they may seem, they were not immune to the destruction brought on by the actions of a few.

As the race resumed, Max Verstappen went on to win the Monaco Grand Prix, cementing his status as a true champion. But his greatest victory that day was not on the track, it was in standing up for what was right and fighting for the lives of the innocent.

The incident led to a much-needed conversation about the security measures on the Formula One events and the importance of being always vigilant and aware of the potential dangers that surround us. Max was hailed as a hero by not only the fans of the sport but also by the general public for his selfless act of bravery.

From that day on, Max Verstappen was not just a talented driver, he was a symbol of hope and determination, who in the face of destruction and chaos, rose above it all and emerged victorious.

marshalljim posted:

Is there anything Max CAN'T do???

marshalljim posted:

Nobody even pretends there is any chance of a good race at Monaco.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

To be fair the Saudis should also fire missiles into Monte Carlo

Khablam posted:

Bad ChatGPT story

Bip Roberts posted:

Vegas is going to be good racing.

Bip Roberts posted:

Vegas is going to be good racing.

Thanks Ants posted:

The only morally good team is McLaren

Thanks Ants posted:

The only morally good team is McLaren

acidx posted:

Saudi Arabia has had more action in two races than every race at Monaco since Senna and Mansell combined. They need to figure out a good way to get some of the debris off the track during the race, but other than that and the occasional salvo of field artillery, the track is fantastic.

Thanks Ants posted:

The only morally good team is McLaren

marshalljim posted:

There's a reason the media can't stop talking about Zak Brown's "cherubic" looks. He was sent from heaven to save F1 from itself, and the anti-McLaren heathens are getting scared (also because he is a bit chubby).

italian quid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcRsHhUbe3g

marshalljim posted:

There's a reason the media can't stop talking about Zak Brown's "cherubic" looks. He was sent from heaven to save F1 from itself, and the anti-McLaren heathens are getting scared (also because he is a bit chubby).

marshalljim posted:

cherubic: having the childlike innocence or plump prettiness of a cherub.

italian quid posted:

Charles Leclerc posted:

Unironically my face throughout the F1 season as a Ferrari fan.

Charles Leclerc posted:

Unironically my face throughout the F1 season as a Ferrari fan.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i imagine all posters as fat, everything is more jolly that way

ChatGPT posted:

It was the final race of the Formula One season and the tension was high as Ferrari's Charles LeClerc and Carlos Sainz sat in their cars on the starting grid. The team had been performing well all season and were in a strong position to win the championship. However, there was one catch, the team was a group of literal clowns, including the pit crew and the management.

As the lights went out to signal the start of the race, LeClerc and Sainz got off to a strong start, quickly moving up through the pack. During the pit stops, the clown pit crew caused chaos in the pit lane. They were juggling tire guns and honking their noses while changing the tires. Their comical antics had the other teams in stitches. The management team, led by the head clown Mattia Binotto, was also causing a ruckus on the pit wall, with Binotto slapping everyone in the face with a big fish.

As the race progressed, it became clear that the clown team's antics were not only costing the team valuable time but also affecting the driver's concentration. LeClerc and Sainz were getting increasingly frustrated with the team's lack of efficiency and their wacky hijinks. They were the only two members of the team that were aware of how detrimental the clowns were to their performance, but the rest of the team was too caught up in their own antics to notice.

During the final pit stop, the clowns decided to add a little extra entertainment and performed a synchronized dance routine while changing the tires. This caused LeClerc and Sainz to lose even more time and fall further behind in the race.

As the race came to a close, it was clear that Ferrari had lost the race and with it, their chance at the championship. The team was devastated, knowing that the clown team's antics had cost them the race.

LeClerc and Sainz were both visibly disappointed as they stepped out of their cars, but their emotions were much more intense than just disappointment. They knew that the team would never improve with this clown team, and the constant failure was taking a toll on them. LeClerc became depressed, feeling like he would never be able to achieve his dreams with this team. Sainz, on the other hand, was haunted by the memory of the clowns and their poor performance, developed PTSD. They were both unsure if they could continue racing with Ferrari, knowing that they would always be held back by this clown team. The rest of the team, however, was still in high spirits, completely unaware of the drivers' feelings, and already planning their next round of wacky hijinks.

CharGPT posted:

It was a beautiful day at the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps as the McLaren team prepared for the race. The energy in the garage was electric as Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri geared up for the race of their lives. The team had been working hard all season, and the fruits of their labor were about to pay off.

As the lights went out, Lando and Oscar took off like rockets, weaving in and out of the competition with precision and skill. It was clear that they were in a league of their own, not only in terms of speed but also in terms of morality. Unlike other teams like Mercedes, who were known for their cut-throat tactics and ruthless approach, the McLaren team was built on a foundation of integrity and sportsmanship. They were true ambassadors of the sport, always putting the well-being of the sport and the fans first.

The CEO of McLaren Zak Brown watched the race from the pit wall, his eyes glued to the track. He had built this team from the ground up, and the success they were experiencing was a testament to his leadership. He was a true visionary, always looking for ways to make the sport more inclusive and accessible to all. He had assembled a team of the most talented engineers, mechanics and drivers in the business, and it was all coming together perfectly.

As Lando and Oscar crossed the finish line in first and second place respectively, the McLaren team erupted in cheers and celebration. The team had secured their first 1-2 finish of the season, and it was clear that they were on the path to greatness.

In contrast, there were other drivers on the grid who were known for their morally bankrupt behavior, like Lewis Hamilton, who was often referred to as "Poois" or "Shamilton" by the fans and media. He was known for his ruthless driving style and his tendency to bend the rules to suit his needs. However, the McLaren team refused to stoop to that level, they played fair and clean, and it was a true testament to the integrity of the team.

With McLaren's victory, fans around the world were in awe of the team's performance and Zak Brown's leadership. It was a win for the ages and one that would go down in F1 history. As the team packed up and headed back to the factory, they knew that this was just the beginning. There was still so much more to come, and with Lando and Oscar at the helm, and Zak Brown leading the way, the future was looking bright for McLaren.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Posting chatbot poo poo in this thread should be a perma

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Posting chatbot poo poo in this thread should be a perma

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Posting chatbot poo poo in this thread should be a perma