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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Personal Lucubrant posted:



Basketball player Mamadou N'Diaye and Yuki Tsunoda.

7’6” vs 5’3” (230cm vs 160cm)

Yeah that's the stuff I was looking for.

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marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Khablam posted:

The Monaco Grand Prix, the most prestigious race in the world of Formula One, was in full swing. The streets of Monte Carlo were filled with the roar of engines as the world's best drivers competed for the coveted trophy.

But suddenly, the peaceful atmosphere was shattered as a barrage of missiles rained down on the track. The stands, filled with wealthy and powerful spectators, were caught in the crossfire as chaos erupted.

Max Verstappen, whilst leading the race, was determined to do something to stop the attack. He quickly jumped out of his car and began to search for a way to take down the missiles.

As he made his way through the panicked crowds, he stumbled upon a nearby construction site. There, he found a large crane that he knew could be used to take out the missiles.

With quick thinking, Max climbed to the top of the crane and took control. He expertly navigated the crane's arm towards the incoming missiles, using its massive claw to grab and crush them mid-air, just before they could reach the track and the stands.

The crowd watched in awe as Max skillfully took out missile after missile, saving countless lives. His heroic actions were met with cheers and applause from the spectators.

As the attack came to an end, Max climbed down from the crane, exhausted but victorious. He had saved the day, and the Monaco Grand Prix could continue.

But Max's heroism went beyond just saving lives that day. He had also taken a stand against the wealthy and powerful elite who had been the intended targets of the missile attack. He had shown that no matter how rich and untouchable they may seem, they were not immune to the destruction brought on by the actions of a few.

As the race resumed, Max Verstappen went on to win the Monaco Grand Prix, cementing his status as a true champion. But his greatest victory that day was not on the track, it was in standing up for what was right and fighting for the lives of the innocent.

The incident led to a much-needed conversation about the security measures on the Formula One events and the importance of being always vigilant and aware of the potential dangers that surround us. Max was hailed as a hero by not only the fans of the sport but also by the general public for his selfless act of bravery.

From that day on, Max Verstappen was not just a talented driver, he was a symbol of hope and determination, who in the face of destruction and chaos, rose above it all and emerged victorious.

Is there anything Max CAN'T do???

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

marshalljim posted:

Is there anything Max CAN'T do???
He couldn't make Starship Troopers 2 a good movie.
That's about all though.

FakeBlood
Oct 23, 2008

Alive and kicking.
Max costcappen can't hear us over the sound of the crowds at Disney world where is to pick up his two mickey mouse WDC trophies.........!!!

acidx
Sep 24, 2019

right clicking is stealing
Saudi Arabia has had more action in two races than every race at Monaco since Senna and Mansell combined. They need to figure out a good way to get some of the debris off the track during the race, but other than that and the occasional salvo of field artillery, the track is fantastic.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Nobody even pretends there is any chance of a good race at Monaco. That's why Monaco dead-enders/fans are all about the whataboutism. Yes, missiles are very bad and so are human rights abuses and so is Monaco.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

not gonna listen to anyone talking poo poo about the track that got Olivier Panis and Jarno Trulli wins

neTYFKuuLnxtHxfLcm
Jun 28, 2007

marshalljim posted:

Nobody even pretends there is any chance of a good race at Monaco.

Yeah it's all white people

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Welcome to Monaco Kart!

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

Feels Villeneuve posted:

To be fair the Saudis should also fire missiles into Monte Carlo

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.
Welcome to F1 I am stupid GP2 engine



🐰

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
What the heck

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

Khablam posted:

Bad ChatGPT story

If you're not abusing the system, you're not using ChatGPT right.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




jesus christ

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Bip Roberts posted:

Vegas is going to be good racing.

:hmmwrong:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The only morally good team is McLaren

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Bip Roberts posted:

Vegas is going to be good racing.

Let's just hope this paddock in Vegas goes better than the last one

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

Thanks Ants posted:

The only morally good team is McLaren

Lol.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Finished watching Lucky!, it's a very good retrospective of Bernie's life in F1. I'm sure it's very one-sided and all the times he said he never paid a bribe are untrue, but still well worth watching.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Thanks Ants posted:

The only morally good team is McLaren

this was the team that was caught photocopying another perfectly legal and morally good team's car in some copying shop correct? And the team that cried when their pistons made from extremely cancerous materials got banned? Just so we're being perfectly clear here.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Yes, that's them

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

acidx posted:

Saudi Arabia has had more action in two races than every race at Monaco since Senna and Mansell combined. They need to figure out a good way to get some of the debris off the track during the race, but other than that and the occasional salvo of field artillery, the track is fantastic.

Artificially. It was exciting first time round because it was a near deciding round and Hamilton and Verstappen were going hammer and tongs. It was exciting second time round because the DRS zone placements were loving stupid and Leclerc and Verstappen were playing simracer chicken in detection zones.

Baku is the only real success story for the modern day street track.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Thanks Ants posted:

The only morally good team is McLaren

There's a reason the media can't stop talking about Zak Brown's "cherubic" looks. He was sent from heaven to save F1 from itself, and the anti-McLaren heathens are getting scared (also because he is a bit chubby).

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

marshalljim posted:

There's a reason the media can't stop talking about Zak Brown's "cherubic" looks. He was sent from heaven to save F1 from itself, and the anti-McLaren heathens are getting scared (also because he is a bit chubby).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcRsHhUbe3g

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

cherubic: having the childlike innocence or plump prettiness of a cherub.

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010




marshalljim posted:

There's a reason the media can't stop talking about Zak Brown's "cherubic" looks. He was sent from heaven to save F1 from itself, and the anti-McLaren heathens are getting scared (also because he is a bit chubby).

He should try building a good car first OP.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

marshalljim posted:

cherubic: having the childlike innocence or plump prettiness of a cherub.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Unironically my face throughout the F1 season as a Ferrari fan.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

Charles Leclerc posted:

Unironically my face throughout the F1 season as a Ferrari fan.

I never imagined you as fat.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i imagine all posters as fat, everything is more jolly that way

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Charles Leclerc posted:

Unironically my face throughout the F1 season as a Ferrari fan.

Hell same

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i imagine all posters as fat, everything is more jolly that way

"If you're nervous, imagine the audience naked."

Could this explain bad posting, hair loss, and decreased libido? Asking for a friend.

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

ChatGPT posted:

It was the final race of the Formula One season and the tension was high as Ferrari's Charles LeClerc and Carlos Sainz sat in their cars on the starting grid. The team had been performing well all season and were in a strong position to win the championship. However, there was one catch, the team was a group of literal clowns, including the pit crew and the management.

As the lights went out to signal the start of the race, LeClerc and Sainz got off to a strong start, quickly moving up through the pack. During the pit stops, the clown pit crew caused chaos in the pit lane. They were juggling tire guns and honking their noses while changing the tires. Their comical antics had the other teams in stitches. The management team, led by the head clown Mattia Binotto, was also causing a ruckus on the pit wall, with Binotto slapping everyone in the face with a big fish.

As the race progressed, it became clear that the clown team's antics were not only costing the team valuable time but also affecting the driver's concentration. LeClerc and Sainz were getting increasingly frustrated with the team's lack of efficiency and their wacky hijinks. They were the only two members of the team that were aware of how detrimental the clowns were to their performance, but the rest of the team was too caught up in their own antics to notice.

During the final pit stop, the clowns decided to add a little extra entertainment and performed a synchronized dance routine while changing the tires. This caused LeClerc and Sainz to lose even more time and fall further behind in the race.

As the race came to a close, it was clear that Ferrari had lost the race and with it, their chance at the championship. The team was devastated, knowing that the clown team's antics had cost them the race.

LeClerc and Sainz were both visibly disappointed as they stepped out of their cars, but their emotions were much more intense than just disappointment. They knew that the team would never improve with this clown team, and the constant failure was taking a toll on them. LeClerc became depressed, feeling like he would never be able to achieve his dreams with this team. Sainz, on the other hand, was haunted by the memory of the clowns and their poor performance, developed PTSD. They were both unsure if they could continue racing with Ferrari, knowing that they would always be held back by this clown team. The rest of the team, however, was still in high spirits, completely unaware of the drivers' feelings, and already planning their next round of wacky hijinks.

Even a robot knows Ferrari's true nature.

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

CharGPT posted:

It was a beautiful day at the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps as the McLaren team prepared for the race. The energy in the garage was electric as Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri geared up for the race of their lives. The team had been working hard all season, and the fruits of their labor were about to pay off.

As the lights went out, Lando and Oscar took off like rockets, weaving in and out of the competition with precision and skill. It was clear that they were in a league of their own, not only in terms of speed but also in terms of morality. Unlike other teams like Mercedes, who were known for their cut-throat tactics and ruthless approach, the McLaren team was built on a foundation of integrity and sportsmanship. They were true ambassadors of the sport, always putting the well-being of the sport and the fans first.

The CEO of McLaren Zak Brown watched the race from the pit wall, his eyes glued to the track. He had built this team from the ground up, and the success they were experiencing was a testament to his leadership. He was a true visionary, always looking for ways to make the sport more inclusive and accessible to all. He had assembled a team of the most talented engineers, mechanics and drivers in the business, and it was all coming together perfectly.

As Lando and Oscar crossed the finish line in first and second place respectively, the McLaren team erupted in cheers and celebration. The team had secured their first 1-2 finish of the season, and it was clear that they were on the path to greatness.

In contrast, there were other drivers on the grid who were known for their morally bankrupt behavior, like Lewis Hamilton, who was often referred to as "Poois" or "Shamilton" by the fans and media. He was known for his ruthless driving style and his tendency to bend the rules to suit his needs. However, the McLaren team refused to stoop to that level, they played fair and clean, and it was a true testament to the integrity of the team.

With McLaren's victory, fans around the world were in awe of the team's performance and Zak Brown's leadership. It was a win for the ages and one that would go down in F1 history. As the team packed up and headed back to the factory, they knew that this was just the beginning. There was still so much more to come, and with Lando and Oscar at the helm, and Zak Brown leading the way, the future was looking bright for McLaren.

McLaren are true beacons of light in this sport

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

consuming content
Posting chatbot poo poo in this thread should be a perma

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Posting chatbot poo poo in this thread should be a perma

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Posting chatbot poo poo in this thread should be a perma

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Feels Villeneuve posted:

Posting chatbot poo poo in this thread should be a perma

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Bring back Tony with the chatbot or whatever the gently caress it is

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Gung Hay Fat Choy Formula 1 Thread


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