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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Anime Store Adventure posted:

Crofty walking into into Herbert's office and shouting, "TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AND AWAY YOU GO!"

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

The Big Jesus posted:

Golf is as fun as you want it to be. If you can’t enjoy some beers out in nature with your friends then you are a LOSER. Shouldn’t be shocked goons are afraid to touch grass though.

No, literally gently caress off my golf course. You drunk cunts playing off a charitable 36 whilst half cut are the absolute worst. Go back to your loving bowling league and accept your place on the societal totem pole.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


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I was, in a way, the one who had to leave.

The only important thing in golf is getting around in under 4 hours, doesn't matter what you shoot

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

Charles Leclerc posted:

No, literally gently caress off my golf course. You drunk cunts playing off a charitable 36 whilst half cut are the absolute worst. Go back to your loving bowling league and accept your place on the societal totem pole.

This, but with bluetooth speakers as well.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

ilmucche posted:

The only important thing in golf is getting around in under 4 hours, doesn't matter what you shoot

Or if you at least have the etiquette to let people pass through. Golf has blue flags too and if you're being a Nick Latifi you should observe them.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

The Big Jesus posted:

Golf is as fun as you want it to be. If you can’t enjoy some beers out in nature with your friends then you are a LOSER. Shouldn’t be shocked goons are afraid to touch grass though.

If I'm going to convince my wife to take care of the kids solo while I gently caress off it's going to be to pedal a bike up some mountains and/or go skiing.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Anime Store Adventure posted:

Crofty walking into into Herbert's office and shouting, "TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AND AWAY YOU GO!"

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Sad to see Paul go.... I'll miss his parple sectors comments

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Brundle will be too senile to remember to show up on the first weekend of the new season

ArmedZombie
Jun 5, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRyE_uZhx5g

net work error
Feb 26, 2011


These layoffs are out of control!

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

MustardFacial posted:

Both Toto and Horner are failed drivers and now they both run championship winning teams. I don't see what stalling a car has anything to do with running an international governing body.

Toto and Horner are good at running racing teams, and both at least succeeded at "driving a car in a straight line" in order to get to the point of "failed racing driver". Max Mosley and Jean Todt were good at running racing teams.

The only thing Ben McOilSheikh is good at is signing checks

He didn't stall it btw, he lost it accelerating in a straight line in what should have been an easy demonstration that wouldn't have even required full power:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAnq4LnkbY

My point is he's generally a fraud and shouldn't be taken seriously at all on anything

ethanol posted:

I like how they’re only giving best wishes to Herbert and left out any wishes for paulie

I wonder what makes people hate Paul di Resta so much because apparently that was why Force India couldn't wait to get rid of him

Rhopunzel fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jan 26, 2023

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Custard Undies posted:

Sad to see Paul go.... I'll miss his parple sectors comments

:same:

Fodder Cannon
Jan 12, 2008

I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals

Rhopunzel posted:

Toto and Horner are good at running racing teams, and both at least succeeded at "driving a car in a straight line" in order to get to the point of "failed racing driver". Max Mosley and Jean Todt were good at running racing teams.

The only thing Ben McOilSheikh is good at is signing checks

He didn't stall it btw, he lost it accelerating in a straight line in what should have been an easy demonstration that wouldn't have even required full power:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAnq4LnkbY

My point is he's generally a fraud and shouldn't be taken seriously at all on anything

I wonder what makes people hate Paul di Resta so much because apparently that was why Force India couldn't wait to get rid of him

he made liberty media mad so I like him

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


The Big Jesus posted:

Golf is as fun as you want it to be. If you can’t enjoy some beers out in nature with your friends then you are a LOSER. Shouldn’t be shocked goons are afraid to touch grass though.

they should finally do irl happy gilmore, where they take the golf from golf and the hockey from hockey.


specifically the bit from hockey where the players fight each other

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Custard Undies posted:

Sad to see Paul go.... I'll miss his parple sectors comments

I think he holds the record for most uses of the r-word on a live television broadcast. He's allergic to the word 'slow.'

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The word he's substituting is deceleration. Coulthard is the same, Brundle to some extent.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


I don’t know why they don’t just say “braking,” I mean I guess technically yes, with the hybrid and engine braking and all that it’s very technically not simply “braking [with the brakes on the wheels]” but I guess that’s the Queen’s English for you.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Having intrusive thoughts now about Brundle instead saying, “Is that Glock going r-worded?!”

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Thanks Ants posted:

Brundle will be too senile to remember to show up on the first weekend of the new season

That's why they have Alex, he can smack himself about the head a bit and no-one will ever notice the difference.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Maybe they can have Danny Ric do commentary not like he got anything else going on

Ethiser
Dec 31, 2011

I really need someone from Red Bull to leak some sort of internal numbers from simulations or testing that compare Daniel to Max and Checo.

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

Rhopunzel posted:

Toto and Horner are good at running racing teams, and both at least succeeded at "driving a car in a straight line" in order to get to the point of "failed racing driver". Max Mosley and Jean Todt were good at running racing teams.

The only thing Ben McOilSheikh is good at is signing checks


Yes, the 14 time Middle East Rally champion knows nothing about racing. Good call.


(It’s a bad call and you’re a bad person)

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming
His name literally has "bin" in it. Says it all

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming
Just checked and his name does not have "Bin" in it, so allow me to say: Mohammed Bin Sulayem

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Just checked and his name does not have "Bin" in it, so allow me to say: Mohammed Bin Sulayem

This is the quality posting we've come to know and love.

ArmedZombie
Jun 5, 2004

MustardFacial posted:

14 time Middle East Rally champion

:thunk:

14 time Mar a Lago golf champion, Donald Trump

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Just checked and his name does not have "Bin" in it, so allow me to say: Mohammed Bin Sulayem

Wow.
Brown man can’t hold positions of power it seems.


In Arabic naming conventions “bin” or “ibn” in names means “son of”. For women this takes the form of “binti” to mean “daughter of”. Similar to how Icelandic names follow the convention “father’s name”+son (eg Erikson) or “father’s name”+dottir

neTYFKuuLnxtHxfLcm
Jun 28, 2007

MustardFacial posted:

Wow.
Brown man can’t hold positions of power it seems.


In Arabic naming conventions “bin” or “ibn” in names means “son of”. For women this takes the form of “binti” to mean “daughter of”. Similar to how Icelandic names follow the convention “father’s name”+son (eg Erikson) or “father’s name”+dottir

He still sucks

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

He’s not Ferrari.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

The only thing I've bin is craving some shawarma wraps

neTYFKuuLnxtHxfLcm
Jun 28, 2007

MustardFacial posted:

He’s not Ferrari.

They take turns

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



f1 is actually (already) owned by america is what i learned today

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
When is F1 going to get big enough for Barstool Sports to cover it for real?

neTYFKuuLnxtHxfLcm
Jun 28, 2007
Hopefully never

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

they already have had danny ric on their show a couple times so too late i suppose

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


That's why McLaren got rid of him

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

MustardFacial posted:

Yes, the 14 time Middle East Rally champion knows nothing about racing. Good call.


(It’s a bad call and you’re a bad person)

I too can be a 14 time champion of something no one else competes in, like General Aladeen from that Sacha Baron Cohen movie

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
Let's make Narain Karthikeyan FIA prez because he's won uhhh *checks notes* Formula Maruti in 1992, according to MustardFacial's smoothbrain logic he's just as qualified

100% serious actually, since he isn't a Saudi sportswashing oil money shill

Rhopunzel fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jan 27, 2023

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The FIA should be run by good lad Karun Chandhok

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