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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I was, in a way, the one who had to leave.

FAUXTON posted:

may his alpine ride be twice as mind-blowing as schumi's

Phwoar

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


FAUXTON posted:

may his alpine ride be twice as mind-blowing as schumi's

SocksAndSandals
Jun 6, 2011


FAUXTON posted:

may his alpine ride be twice as mind-blowing as schumi's

:captainpop:

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

FAUXTON posted:

yes but he does drive into walls often
Literally every driver has hit a wall more often than Max has in the last 2 years.

The thread brainworms really haven't evolved to cope with Max domination.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I was, in a way, the one who had to leave.

Muck like his dad, max has discovered that hitting walls isn't as exciting as other, more dangerous prey...

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

Khablam posted:

Literally every driver has hit a wall more often than Max has in the last 2 years.

The thread brainworms really haven't evolved to cope with Max domination.

hi buddy

ArmedZombie
Jun 5, 2004

Khablam posted:

Literally every driver has hit a wall more often than Max has in the last 2 years.

The thread brainworms really haven't evolved to cope with Max domination.

yes when the car is good you don't have to push

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Why are we talking about Max instead of how pretty the Ferrari drivers are and how Lewis will usher us into a post-scarcity world of peace and prosperity?

Note that we'd already be there if Max didn't steal No. 8 setting back Lewis' timeline

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Get In There Lewis

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I was, in a way, the one who had to leave.

I'm excited for the all french meltdown team

ArmedZombie
Jun 5, 2004

ilmucche posted:

I'm excited for the all french meltdown team

otmar disobeyed the gods

(Larry Stroll)

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Look at this happy little Italian man!
He pilots very fast Italian racing machines and wins championships
Maybe some day "Scuderia" Ferrari could do the same! fingers crossed

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Khablam posted:

Literally every driver has hit a wall more often than Max has in the last 2 years.

The thread brainworms really haven't evolved to cope with Max domination.

you may have noticed in the year of f12022 every other car was either exploding or trying to bounce itself off the face of planet earth and achieve orbit allowing max to drive like he was grandma going to the grocery store

I wouldn't call 2021 domination considering Horner bribed the fia to get them to just let max pass the entire field on the last two laps of the championship

ethanol fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Feb 19, 2023

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

ethanol posted:

you may have noticed in the year of f12022 every other car was either exploding or trying to bounce itself off the face of planet earth and achieve orbit allowing max to drive like he was grandma going to the grocery store

I wouldn't call 2021 domination considering Horner bribed the fia to get them to just let max pass the entire field on the last two laps of the championship

Max did learn and instead of sending himself into the wall spent the last 4 races trying to shunt our Lewis into the wall.

It didn't work and our true champion Lewis Hamilton remains #1 in our hearts.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


ilmucche posted:

I'm excited for the all french meltdown team

Hell, same. Everybody in a position of responsibility is going to be smoking or cheating on their partners instead of making the car go faster.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


ethanol posted:

you may have noticed in the year of f12022 every other car was either exploding or trying to bounce itself off the face of planet earth and achieve orbit allowing max to drive like he was grandma going to the grocery store

I feel like maybe the other teams should have tried to build good cars instead?

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

I feel like maybe the other teams should have tried to build good cars instead?

Remember the glorious time of like April 2022 when RBR had 2 failures of both of their cars and LeClerc had like a 50 point lead and it looked like Ferrari was going to run away with the season?

drat that ruled

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Very excited for the beginning of the F1 season this week on 2/24!

ArmedZombie
Jun 5, 2004

ethanol posted:

you may have noticed in the year of f12022 every other car was either exploding or trying to bounce itself off the face of planet earth and achieve orbit allowing max to drive like he was grandma going to the grocery store

I wouldn't call 2021 domination considering Horner bribed the fia to get them to just let max pass the entire field on the last two laps of the championship

the fia also cut down the floor which affected the mercedes a lot

Russian Bear
Dec 26, 2007


Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Look at this happy little Italian man!
He pilots very fast Italian racing machines and wins championships
Maybe some day "Scuderia" Ferrari could do the same! fingers crossed



Can’t wait for Bastianini to destroy this happiness aboard the same Italian machine.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
Travis Pastrana finished the Daytona 500 on the lead lap and in the top 20, so now I’m convinced Monaco needs guest drivers

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

ArmZ posted:

the fia also cut down the floor which affected the mercedes a lot

and also the pink Mercedes Aston Martin, but that's redundant


ilmucche posted:

I'm excited for the all french meltdown team

oh god it could be either so messy or so competitive, or both at the same time. Alpine is a land of contrasts.

I'm also cautiously optimistic that the Mercedes is going to help Lewis Get In There, and hopefully George do well too. looking forward to testing, can't believe it.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Nybble posted:

Travis Pastrana finished the Daytona 500 on the lead lap and in the top 20, so now I’m convinced Monaco needs guest drivers

I wonder if he would do better at Indy than Alonso.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Russian Bear posted:

Can’t wait for Bastianini to destroy this happiness aboard the same Italian machine.
I hope for you that some day you will embrace a more positive and cooperative view of the world and of human endeavors!
The two happy little Italian men might have lots of fun riding together and securing another championship for Ducati Lenovo Team which would be a net positive for all the world #forzabologna

MustardFacial
Jun 19, 2011

The first few turns are quite good but the rest of it is shit.

ArmZ posted:

yes when the car is good you don't have to push

But enough about Lewis’ entire career.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Mao Zedong Thot posted:

I feel like maybe the other teams should have tried to build good cars instead?

This is the fraud part of Red Bull hth

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I miss anything cool in the off-season?

Who should I root for in 2023?

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I miss anything cool in the off-season?

Who should I root for in 2023?

eh, not really. at least not for F1 specifically.

who should you root for? Anybody But Max, honestly. Ferrari, Mercedes, McLaren all have their fans in the thread, and all could possibly challenge depending on how car development shakes out. the Fernando fans might have to slum it with Aston Martin or stick with the Extremely Gallic Alpine Team for this season, which might be the most interesting situation to watch play out, honestly.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I'm going all in for alpine this season. Nothing can go wrong.

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

https://streamable.com/epmehb

Asian Le Mans Series finale.

I'll give you all one guess as to who the recent former F1 driver is.

*Even though it does say who it is at one point :xd:

Kirios
Jan 25, 2010




Jobbo_Fett posted:

I miss anything cool in the off-season?

Who should I root for in 2023?

If you're into masochism Ferrari is a great choice

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Custard Undies posted:

https://streamable.com/epmehb

Asian Le Mans Series finale.

I'll give you all one guess as to who the recent former F1 driver is.

*Even though it does say who it is at one point :xd:

lmao

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Sab0921 posted:

Why are we talking about Max instead of how pretty the Ferrari drivers are and how Lewis will usher us into a post-scarcity world of peace and prosperity?

Note that we'd already be there if Max didn't steal No. 8 setting back Lewis' timeline

8 is a very important number in Max's family to be fair.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


lmao

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Lance is going to miss at least pre-season testing having had a bike accident.

I've not seen it but I assume it's his fault.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
probably tried to force a passing car off the road, as his wont

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Who's going to be driving instead?

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



Custard Undies posted:

https://streamable.com/epmehb

Asian Le Mans Series finale.

I'll give you all one guess as to who the recent former F1 driver is.

*Even though it does say who it is at one point :xd:

this was such a good race

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

Thanks Ants posted:

Who's going to be driving instead?

Maybe borrow Mick from Merc?

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refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Dudley posted:

Lance is going to miss at least pre-season testing having had a bike accident.

I've not seen it but I assume it's his fault.

I don't know man... eyewitnesses report seeing a middle-aged man in a KIMOA hat speeding away from the scene while shouting something about "always leaving the space".

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