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the seat backs look like a futuristic coffin liner. are we sure those aren't meant for the cybertrukk?
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Beeftweeter posted:
sitting on that black charging bar indicator thing with my back in the giant door dent seems more comfortable than the "seats" in that thing
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Beeftweeter posted:
person who sketched that up probably made car noises with their mouth while doing it brrrrrrrrssshh barruuuuuuuhhhhhmm screeeeeech (goes wild with crayon)
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we found the one car that might be harder to service than a tesla
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rotor posted:i mean its a concept car they all look like that some concept cars look pretty good i think this one doesn't lol
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Jan 11, 2023 17:04
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The base package includes a roomba conveniently docked between the driver and the windshield
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yeah about that thing. it's displaying N in the pic so i'm guessing it's which gear you're in, but on the other hand it's circular so it might actually be a giant compass telling you you're going north. i'm legitimately not sure
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lol that's a good point, i just assumed it meant neutral
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:yeah about that thing. it's displaying N in the pic so i'm guessing it's which gear you're in, but on the other hand it's circular so it might actually be a giant compass telling you you're going north. i'm legitimately not sure /new 'text adventure game' interface for TESLA unexpectedly dangerous, NHTSA reports > GO NORTH 
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You are at an intersection. There is a red light ahead. There is an ambulance parked to the north. > wait for light You drive to the north.
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> TWEET AT ELON Elon does not answer. You continue to love the car.
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haveblue posted:You are at an intersection. There is a red light ahead. There is an ambulance parked to the north. > DISENGAGE FSD Full Self-Driving cannot be disengaged. The sirens call.
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/the car is facing north. nu metal is playing loudly over speakers embedded in the seat of your chair, pumping uncomfortably into your genitals. there are more words on the side of the display you can't make out > TURN DISPLAY /the music gets louder
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: a child steps out in front of you as you drive > AVOID CHILD : there is no child here : : you have run over a child
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its supposed to be a compass yeah
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NoneMoreNegative posted:: a child steps out in front of you as you drive
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getting reminded of an one-action IF game set in a pool hall where most times a car crashes through the wall killing people lol
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Teslas just rollin 1s on perception checks
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Teslas just rollin 1s on perception checks and intelligence and wisdom and strength and constitution and
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Jonny 290 posted:its supposed to be a compass yeah all children show up as red markers
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Alan Smithee posted:and intelligence they get good rolls when casting combustion though
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Chris Knight posted:> TWEET AT ELON
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rotor posted:i mean its a concept car they all look like that
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https://twitter.com/ianzelbo/status/1612174243416137728?s=46&t=BUQvPGp23XllP1i3qHiI6Q
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/ianzelbo/status/1612174243416137728?s=46&t=BUQvPGp23XllP1i3qHiI6Q what if a roomba was louder, far more annoying and ominous, spied on you, and didnt clean your floors
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rotor posted:what if a roomba was louder, far more annoying and ominous, spied on you, and didnt clean your floors turn on your monitor
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pretty basic patrol route, should be easy to evade if you're good at the lockpicking minigame or found the elevator keycard
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the drone is obviously extra weird, but you see so many tiktok videos or whatever of like, a home camera set up in someones living room, that captures something crazy/weird, and its weird to me that people have security [edit: security cameras] inside their home at all.
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post hole digger posted:the drone is obviously extra weird, but you see so many tiktok videos or whatever of like, a home camera set up in someones living room, that captures something crazy/weird, and its weird to me that people have security inside their home at all. i have couple friends that got a "free" security system from their telecom plan and it is so bizarre, they all set it up inside like it's a camcorder or something. some people are so blase about their privacy
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I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one confused by that. do they do it for, like, checking on toddlers as an extension of a baby cam setup?
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/ianzelbo/status/1612174243416137728?s=46&t=BUQvPGp23XllP1i3qHiI6Q anti-citizen activity detected attention civil protection teams: social maladjustment nexus located. corrective action required. respond. isolate. cauterize.
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both system shocks were so good
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i played the original bioshock recently and it still holds up pretty well better than the sequels anyway lol
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they've been working on this for like a decade, semi-cancelling it twice, it'd be a miracle if it comes out good.
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the demo was very boring, it's a dud as far as i care. at least they were smart enough to ditch unity as the engine and rewrite it in ue. i'm sure we've got some fun shader compilation issues to look forward to i hope they keep their hands off system shock 2
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huh, more like Shitstem Sock
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