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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
oh man it never ocurred to me to try nerf darts with the cats, ima try it

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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rotor posted:

oh man it never ocurred to me to try nerf darts with the cats, ima try it

lol literally no idea how a cat would react because they make my throat close up

good luck

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Iím one of those left wing gun guys

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



rotor posted:

oh man it never ocurred to me to try nerf darts with the cats, ima try it

cats eventually find the darts and then shred them to bits. i can't recommend it.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Roosevelt posted:

cats eventually find the darts and then shred them to bits. i can't recommend it.

that's a good point too. eggy catches the darts and then brings them back to me to shoot at him again

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Roosevelt posted:

cats eventually find the darts and then shred them to bits. i can't recommend it.

I used to shoot those little plastic disks out of a toy gun at my roommates cat. They canít shred those

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



https://twitter.com/hostiledesign/status/1630607654786678786?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

that's the opposite of the ratmobile

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i've got a couple of guns right here.

*flexes*

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sagebrush posted:

i've got a couple of guns right here.

*flexes*

you got a permit for those small arms?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

*oohhhhhhh*

 

 

 

             *oooohhhhhh*

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

i winced from the heat coming off that burn

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

lmao

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

wrecked

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

the future has already arrived. it's just not evenly distributed yet.
please midjack, he had a family

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

infernal machines posted:

please midjack, he had a family

maybe he'd be fulljack with bigger arms

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



College Slice

Alan Smithee posted:

maybe he'd be fulljack with bigger arms

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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shots fired

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

cyberpunk 2023 v0.2 - you got a permit for those small arms?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005


Toilet Rascal

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

:rip:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

pmchem posted:

cyberpunk 2023 v0.2 - you got a permit for those small arms?

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

how do you control small arms?

arm cores :mrgw:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



College Slice
hey, why's your one arm big and the other LITTLE? :raise:

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
that's my jacking arm, i use it to lift cars

mystes
May 31, 2006

Fiddler crabs are the optimal architecture for power efficiency

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



federal reserve got chased off zoom with porn

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

Unbelievable.

pmchem posted:

cyberpunk 2023 v0.2 - you got a permit for those small arms?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

the future has already arrived. it's just not evenly distributed yet.
life imitates art:the ai was unstable so we fractured it into distinct "personalities"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005


Toilet Rascal

let me know when they start acting like vodou gods

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

the future has already arrived. it's just not evenly distributed yet.
man i loving wish.

that was my favourite part of count zero

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Roosevelt posted:

i bought a squirt pistol because i live with a bunch of bad animals, and sometimes i just want to blast them even when they're being good, because i bought this drat thing and i want to use it. i imagine owning a real gun is a lot worse, because you explicitly have to go somewhere to be able to play with your shiny toy.

it's not like you can just unload on the cat while she's scratching the hell out of the couch for the hundredth time

i have a lil bb gun that i shoot at cans sometimes but i do not want a potentially deadly version of one

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



College Slice

infernal machines posted:

man i loving wish.

that was my favourite part of count zero

poo poo, they could at least store them in marble busts or east coast power plants

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Mar 4, 2023

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Beeftweeter posted:

lol literally no idea how a cat would react because they make my throat close up

good luck

you're not supposed to eat the nerf darts

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

lmao

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

you're not supposed to eat the nerf darts

they're so colorful :sigh:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

the future has already arrived. it's just not evenly distributed yet.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

you're not supposed to eat the nerf darts

or the cats

unless you're alf, i guess

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol i don't even need to get close to a cat for that to happen, being like 8 feet away in the same room will do it

allergies are the most loving useless thing

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together. Solve the world. One conversation at a time.

https://twitter.com/MothershipSG/status/1631855843053551616?t=xuojXpjONYfyNH92KGRhCg&s=19

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

i wish i had skin like that

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
but do you want to obsess over light skin

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