cyberpunk 2023 - avoid all robots until further notice

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Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

johnny silverhand's ancestor discovered: https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/03/europe/centuries-old-skeleton-prosthetic-hand-germany-intl-scli-scn/index.html

# ? Nov 5, 2023 16:36

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# ? Nov 18, 2025 15:57

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

# ? Nov 5, 2023 16:42

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Midjack posted:

control sequel looking good

# ? Nov 5, 2023 16:50

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

haveblue posted:

Iron Lung sequel looking good

# ? Nov 5, 2023 16:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://twitter.com/cynicalzoomer/status/1720601585938563276

# ? Nov 5, 2023 17:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

johnny silverhand's ancestor discovered: https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/03/europe/centuries-old-skeleton-prosthetic-hand-germany-intl-scli-scn/index.html

Not the ironpunk thread, recommend probation

# ? Nov 5, 2023 20:26

110623: Nov 6, 2023

my particle collider!!!!!

# ? Nov 6, 2023 19:44

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

lol when someone launches a forums bot and the first post lands in FYAD and is immediately probed.

# ? Nov 6, 2023 20:58

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol when someone launches a forums bot and the first post lands in FYAD and is immediately probed.

that'd be a lot funnier than the reality though

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol when someone launches a forums bot and the first post lands in FYAD and is immediately probed.

afaik that isn't a bot, it's the guy with untreated mental health issues who sued the forums and is the source of the "many posters says they do not like my posting or want me posting" gangtag

the guy spends like $50 a day on forum accounts to post that stuff

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:30

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

yeah theyre past like $1000 at this point lol

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:32

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

infernal machines posted:

the source of the "many posters says they do not like my posting or want me posting" gangtag

i thought that was hbag

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i don't think hbag has sued something awful llc

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

infernal machines posted:

i don't think hbag has sued something awful llc

perhaps they should. perhaps we all should.

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:39

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

infernal machines posted:

afaik that isn't a bot, it's the guy with untreated mental health issues who sued the forums and is the source of the "many posters says they do not like my posting or want me posting" gangtag

the guy spends like $50 a day on forum accounts to post that stuff

LET HIM COOK

# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:49

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

infernal machines posted:

afaik that isn't a bot, it's the guy with untreated mental health issues who sued the forums and is the source of the "many posters says they do not like my posting or want me posting" gangtag

the guy spends like $50 a day on forum accounts to post that stuff

lol that one morning i woke up to a pm from jraph saying �hey look we�re mentioned in a lawsuit!�

# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:23

110623_4: Nov 6, 2023

I stink... I'm a senile, buck-toothed, old mummy with boney girl arms and I smell like an elephant's butt.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Nov 6, 2023

# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

jesus WEP posted:

lol that one morning i woke up to a pm from jraph saying �hey look we�re mentioned in a lawsuit!�

imagine suing forums posters graph and jesus wep

# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:39

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

they should sue Alan Smithee so I can be like "lol which one"

real freeman on the land poo poo

# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:42

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 9, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

playing the long game to get "3d megadoodoo" read out in court

# ? Nov 6, 2023 23:51

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

playing the long game to get "3d megadoodoo" read out in court

the buttcoin thread is pining for the day someone finally says it* legally

I think it already happened?

*buttcoin

# ? Nov 7, 2023 01:57

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; professor flatulence pants, they call me

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

playing the long game to get "3d megadoodoo" read out in court

tbf it was already read out on the news

# ? Nov 7, 2023 01:59

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://x.com/MAGTravF/status/1722321908224373061?s=20

# ? Nov 9, 2023 00:07

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; Devuan Fan

re: thread title

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-67354709

quote:

Man crushed to death by robot in South Korea

A man has been crushed to death by a robot in South Korea after it failed to differentiate him from the boxes of food it was handling, reports say.

The incident occurred when the man, a robotics company employee in his 40s, was inspecting the robot.

The robotic arm, confusing the man for a box of vegetables, grabbed him and pushed his body against the conveyer belt, crushing his face and chest, South Korean news agency Yonhap said.

He was sent to hospital but later died.

# ? Nov 9, 2023 00:19

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

robot manager: you're supposed to pack vegetables not make vegetables!

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:09

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

if you want a picture of the future, imagine a vegetable packing robot smashing a human face into a conveyer belt � forever

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:14

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

but it's your blood

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:21

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

when will the robot face justice

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:31

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i saw an ad for a loving grill roomba today

# ? Nov 9, 2023 02:41

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Captain Foo posted:

i saw an ad for a loving grill roomba today

I know this probably means a mobile grill, but it could also mean a roomba that collects steaks and brings them to a base station (my plate)

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Nov 9, 2023

# ? Nov 9, 2023 02:53

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Captain Foo posted:

i saw an ad for a loving grill roomba today

they finally built a robot that can serve man

# ? Nov 9, 2023 06:30

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Agile Vector posted:

I know this probably means a mobile grill, but it could also mean a roomba that collects steaks and brings them to a base station (my plate)

it�s a roomba with grill brushes that cleans your grill grates

# ? Nov 9, 2023 17:19

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; No wheels, man.; Fun Shoe

grill grates? from gricrosoft?!

# ? Nov 9, 2023 19:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; altid pamo når du går
veje du burd' kende
overleved' barneår
lig' til livets ende

Chris Knight posted:

grill grates? from gricrosoft?!

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2023 19:12

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.