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The true believers in that tech see it being used to create augmented reality in the future, which presumably means that anybody with one of the implants becomes ineligible to give witness statements.
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Thanks Ants posted:Can't wait for them to find out they are completely incompatible with something like flying or having an MRI scan And it'll just be bricked by a shoddy software update in a few months anyway.
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Can't wait to mine bitcoin with my brain
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Im gonna telnet that neural link
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Dandywalken posted:Im gonna telnet that neural link Countdown to the first person to rm -rf / their own brain using Musktech
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You kidding? it's gonna rain and fucker will electrocute you.
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GreenNight posted:You kidding? it's gonna rain and fucker will electrocute you. That's what happened in Bored of the Rings
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When I said I wanted to be able to autopilot through my work day, this isn't what I meant
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They're going to announce a feature where you can control a Tesla from your Neuralink and it will be called Back-seat Driver.
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Did someone say brain implant?
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Can't wait to use my brain implant to shitpost 24/7
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Buzzing away in my skull, my Buffalo MyThoughts Brain Implant suddenly grinds to a halt. Its internal storage has hit 98%. Sitting at the conference table, presenting to stakeholders, my face twists into an indescribable mask of agony and I slide comically out of my chair and crumple lifelessly on the floor. At the congressional hearing, the inventor of the brain implant is asked how this could have happened to me and to so many others. CE leans into the mic and says "that's none of your business"
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A Frosty Witch posted:Buzzing away in my skull, my Buffalo MyThoughts Brain Implant suddenly grinds to a halt. Its internal storage has hit 98%. hearty lol
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A Frosty Witch posted:Buzzing away in my skull, my Buffalo MyThoughts Brain Implant suddenly grinds to a halt. Its internal storage has hit 98%. lmao
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A Frosty Witch posted:Buzzing away in my skull, my Buffalo MyThoughts Brain Implant suddenly grinds to a halt. Its internal storage has hit 98%. 
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All those companies that make spyware to monitor remote workers' laptops are getting ideas. They'll be detecting poo poo breaks based on the neurons firing off that control the sphincter.
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Thanks Ants posted:All those companies that make spyware to monitor remote workers' laptops are getting ideas. They'll be detecting poo poo breaks based on the neurons firing off that control the sphincter. joke's on them, my sphincter is uncontrollable 
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Silly Newbie posted:Wait, people still build devices with passive PoE? My story was from like 2005, I figured everyone would have figured out just sending the bit that has the power. Wild. Even the UniFi changeover was late to the party but they have released UISP-branded products in the last month which are exclusively 27v passive.
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Thanks Ants posted:All those companies that make spyware to monitor remote workers' laptops are getting ideas. They'll be detecting poo poo breaks based on the neurons firing off that control the sphincter. Two words: unskippable ads.
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Silly Newbie posted:Wait, people still build devices with passive PoE? My story was from like 2005, I figured everyone would have figured out just sending the bit that has the power. Wild. Something like this is still around for the same purpose, a purely 2.4ghz mesh, I remember having had to track info on it down to be sure it wasn't an interference source on 5ghz because the website wasn't giving any information on what band or bands it was able to use. Their support answered my email in a perfectly clear way though, so good on them I guess???
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Thanks Ants posted:All those companies that make spyware to monitor remote workers' laptops are getting ideas. They'll be detecting poo poo breaks based on the neurons firing off that control the sphincter. That's when you return to the office purely to poo poo at your desk.
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Moved my office to the restroom and now I'm ungovernable. Take that Big Brother, now you'll never know if I'm making GBS threads on the clock, or just strength training my anus. We can beat them. We can fight back.
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mllaneza posted:Our current "remodel a whole floor to the new standard" standard has the lights powered by PoE. I think that makes sense versus running that many more actual power runs, but my hat's off to whoever thought of it. IDK about other places but where I am, you can generally have any old schmuck pull and terminate Cat6 whenever you like. Running solid copper for 110V requires a permit and an electrician. That alone would be a significant factor for me when considering a retrofit.
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Thanks Ants posted:All those companies that make spyware to monitor remote workers' laptops are getting ideas. They'll be detecting poo poo breaks based on the neurons firing off that control the sphincter. "Groundbreaking study of implant metrics show over 95% of employees are not paying conscious attention during all-company meetings. Discoverers expect to win this year's Nobel Prize for the revelation. Also we have concluded that this is a flaw in those employees."
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Rorac posted:So, any bets on what year/month some middle manager or C-level asks work IT to troubleshoot a neuralink? I guess this would mean a technician could fry the brains of the C-suite. It's gonna be the future soon!
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klosterdev posted:Every time you nod off the implant zaps you Every 5 minutes it pops up an AI-generated quiz on the last 5 minutes of content oh god I just manifested this it's too easy
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Data Graham posted:Every 5 minutes it pops up an AI-generated quiz on the last 5 minutes of content Stop creating the torment nexus!
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Data Graham posted:Every 5 minutes it pops up an AI-generated quiz on the last 5 minutes of content Surely this is some bizarre tech form of torture for when the white room doesn't work.
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I always wanted an on prem subscription virtualized desktop.
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What the hell is this lol
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Building a rube goldberg deployment of licensed technologies and infrastructure investment as an alternative to having a PC on your desk
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Thanks Ants posted:Building a rube goldberg deployment of licensed technologies and infrastructure investment as an alternative to having a PC on your desk On prem DR for when Azure goes down.
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Aka Windows 12
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