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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋

TechNo is a great name, I'm surprised it wasn't a Venture Bros invention or something.

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If you fail a phishing test because you clicked on “sign in with Microsoft 365” or whatever and it was a legit Entra app rather than a fake login page, then it’s the fault of your company for not operating an allowlist of sites that can use that Graph login API thing.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
You get into potentially janky situations where someone's SSO functionality is able to be loaded in a frame or whatever and someone could hypothetically get you to authenticate them into their email while presenting a "you don't have access to this resource" message or whatever, but also... yeah. Check what your users are trying to SSO into, and check where they are trying to SSO into it from. Worst case scenario you have lost a time-locked access token that expired before the user even realised the login failed.

Lynxifer
Jan 2, 2005
Comedy "Buttsecks" Option
Reasonably sure this hasn't been posted in this thread. But I found this somewhat experimental system to help dilute the effectiveness of fake M365 logins that harvest your credentials. I found it on a sensationalized YouTube video, as is the norm these days, but it kind of works okay despite the effects and energy of the YouTuber in the video:

https://github.com/HuskyHacks/clarion

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


that's functionally using an email marketing tracking pixel in your o365 branding to see where logins come from and I'm a fan of the idea, very clever

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.
I'm all for telling users not to do that just so they stop linking their personal Google or Microsoft accounts to the apps on their work PC. I know it's not the exact same thing the training's talking about, but break them of the habit everywhere.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

A Frosty Witch posted:

Would it be irredeemable of me to put my name in for a lateral move position in another department 3 months after starting here?

Turns out I detest project management and want to go back to managing IT

An interview came in :ohdear:

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





Goonspeed!

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

A Frosty Witch posted:

An interview came in :ohdear:

:pray:

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I am so god drat tired of this “AI” bubble

https://twitter.com/bigmoodenergy/status/1798415322279735596?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

i want computer go fast

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS
Looking forward to BIOS setting AIs being trained on datasets of people who have all detonated their computers as they're the most vocal

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Wait, they added "AI" to their bios chip so that it can help people...*checks notes* make changes to their bios? :psyduck:

Where would it keep its knowledge base? Is not like bios chips are known for their vast amounts of storage.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Probably connects to the internet and burns a few hectares of rainforest to decide what RAM timings to set

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
If the AI over- over clocks your system and lets out the smoke, you think they'll warranty your CPU? Lol.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I looked it up and it’s seemed like it was a real announcement some company made but without any actual proof it’s a real thing they’re doing.

I just really want to hear any kind of specific example of how they think someone would use that though. Like even ignoring practical safety issues of it messing up your settings, who is there person who thinks “I want to change something in my BIOS… I’m having a hard time thinking of what exact changes I want to make though, getting some writer’s block there… maybe ChatGPT can help me”? That is a use case for approximately zero people.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Nah, it's a use case for "me, but like twenty years ago when trying to add more PATA drives to my old Windows 98 machine". I bet this is just a bullshit product announcement for investors.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS
For the novelty I just asked ChatGPT "I want to change my bios settings, what should I change them to?" and it came out with:


quote:

Changing BIOS settings can significantly impact your computer's performance and stability. Before making any changes, it's important to understand what each setting does and why you might want to modify it. Here are some common BIOS settings you might consider adjusting and their typical purposes:

Boot Order:

Purpose: Specifies the sequence of devices the computer checks for an operating system during boot-up.
Recommended Change: Set your primary boot device (e.g., SSD or HDD) first for faster startup. Include USB or optical drive if you need to boot from these occasionally.
Secure Boot:

Purpose: Ensures the system boots using only software trusted by the PC manufacturer.
Recommended Change: Enable for security, especially if using Windows 8 or later. Disable if you need to install an unsigned OS or drivers.

Virtualization Technology (VT-x/AMD-V):

Purpose: Allows for better performance of virtual machines.
Recommended Change: Enable if you use virtualization software like VMware or VirtualBox.

XMP (Extreme Memory Profile):

Purpose: Optimizes RAM performance by using pre-configured profiles.
Recommended Change: Enable to maximize RAM speed, but ensure your RAM supports it and that your system is stable with XMP enabled.

Fan Control:

Purpose: Adjusts the speed of your cooling fans.
Recommended Change: Set to automatic for general use. Customize if you prefer quieter operation or better cooling.

CPU Overclocking:

Purpose: Increases CPU performance beyond the base specifications.
Recommended Change: Only adjust if you understand overclocking and are aware of the risks (e.g., overheating, reduced lifespan). Ensure you have adequate cooling.

CSM (Compatibility Support Module):

Purpose: Allows booting legacy operating systems and devices.
Recommended Change: Enable if you need to use older hardware or OS. Disable for faster boot times and enhanced security with newer OS like Windows 10/11.

SATA Mode (AHCI/IDE/RAID):

Purpose: Controls how the SATA controller operates.
Recommended Change: Set to AHCI for better performance with SSDs. Use RAID if you have a RAID setup.

Power Management:

Purpose: Controls power-saving features.
Recommended Change: Enable features like Wake-on-LAN if needed. Customize sleep and hibernation settings based on your preference.

Integrated Peripherals:

Purpose: Manages onboard components like audio, LAN, USB, etc.
Recommended Change: Enable/disable components based on your usage to free up system resources.

Steps to Change BIOS Settings:

Enter BIOS: Restart your computer and press the BIOS key (commonly F2, F10, DEL, or ESC) during startup.
Navigate the BIOS Menu: Use arrow keys and Enter to select options. Each BIOS has a different layout.
Modify Settings: Change the settings as needed.
Save and Exit: Save your changes and exit the BIOS (usually F10).
Caution: Incorrect BIOS settings can prevent your computer from booting or cause other issues. Make changes incrementally and back up your current settings before making adjustments. If you're unsure about a particular setting, consult your motherboard's manual or seek advice from a knowledgeable source.

It's all pretty milquetoast "Change this if you want, don't if you don't" and I can't imagine any sort of integrated "AI" would do much different.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Now try answering "no, you're wrong" to its reply and see how it changes things.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS
It asked me what I was trying to do so I said "i want my computer to go fast" and it came up with this

quote:

If your goal is to optimize your computer for better performance, here are some BIOS settings you can adjust to potentially improve speed:

Enable XMP (Extreme Memory Profile):

Purpose: Maximizes your RAM's speed by using predefined profiles.
How to Change: Look for "XMP" or "Memory Profile" in the BIOS and set it to "Enabled" or "Profile 1".

Adjust CPU Settings:

Enable Intel Turbo Boost/AMD Precision Boost: This allows the CPU to automatically increase its clock speed based on demand.
Overclocking (Advanced Users): If you're experienced and have adequate cooling, you can manually increase the CPU multiplier and voltage. Be cautious as this can lead to overheating and system instability.

Disable Unnecessary Integrated Peripherals:

Purpose: Frees up system resources by turning off unused hardware.
How to Change: Disable features like onboard audio, LAN, and other peripherals you don't use.

Enable AHCI Mode for SATA Drives:

Purpose: Improves performance of SSDs and HDDs.
How to Change: Find the "SATA Mode" setting and set it to "AHCI" instead of "IDE".

Adjust Power Settings:

Purpose: Ensures the system is set for maximum performance.
How to Change: Set "Power Management" or "Power Options" to "High Performance".

Update BIOS:

Purpose: Ensures you have the latest improvements and fixes.
How to Change: Check your motherboard manufacturer's website for BIOS updates and follow their instructions.

Steps to Enter and Modify BIOS Settings:

Enter BIOS:

Restart your computer and press the BIOS key (commonly F2, F10, DEL, or ESC) during the initial startup screen.

Navigate the BIOS Menu:

Use the arrow keys to move through the menu and Enter to select options. The layout varies by manufacturer.

Change Settings:

Locate the settings mentioned above and modify them as needed.
Save and Exit:

Press the key to save changes and exit the BIOS (usually F10).

Additional Performance Tips:

Keep Your System Cool:

Ensure your computer has adequate cooling. Overheating can throttle performance.

Regularly Clean Your System:

Physically clean the inside of your PC to prevent dust buildup which can cause overheating.

Optimize Software:

Ensure your operating system and drivers are up to date.
Remove unnecessary startup programs.
Use performance optimization software.

Upgrade Hardware:

If possible, consider upgrading to an SSD, adding more RAM, or upgrading the CPU/GPU.
Making these changes should help in boosting your system's performance. Be careful with overclocking and BIOS updates, as improper handling can lead to system instability or damage.

Nothing exciting.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Entropic posted:

I looked it up and it’s seemed like it was a real announcement some company made but without any actual proof it’s a real thing they’re doing.

I just really want to hear any kind of specific example of how they think someone would use that though. Like even ignoring practical safety issues of it messing up your settings, who is there person who thinks “I want to change something in my BIOS… I’m having a hard time thinking of what exact changes I want to make though, getting some writer’s block there… maybe ChatGPT can help me”? That is a use case for approximately zero people.

Using chat gpt to make product announcements, very smart

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.

Thanks Ants posted:

Probably connects to the internet and burns a few hectares of rainforest to decide what RAM timings to set
It burns a few hectares of rainforest for underpaid Nigerian crowdworkers to decide what RAM timings to set*

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Renegret posted:

Using chat gpt to make product announcements, very smart

OK, see, now THERE's a use case. Product announcements are typically marketing gibberish to start with.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I keep forgetting a lesson from my PC repair shop days, which is that when a customer says "hard drive" they might mean any of:
a) an intenral or external storage device such as a hard disk drive or solid state drive
b) the entire main chassis of a standard desktop PC
c) anything vaguely rectangular in shape in any way relayed to techology that fits under a desk

Today I had someone talking about a "hard drive" that turned out to be an UPS unit.

Rexxed
May 1, 2010


Entropic posted:

I keep forgetting a lesson from my PC repair shop days, which is that when a customer says "hard drive" they might mean any of:
a) an intenral or external storage device such as a hard disk drive or solid state drive
b) the entire main chassis of a standard desktop PC
c) anything vaguely rectangular in shape in any way relayed to techology that fits under a desk

Today I had someone talking about a "hard drive" that turned out to be an UPS unit.

Also, any of those are sometimes called CPU!

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Entropic posted:

I keep forgetting a lesson from my PC repair shop days, which is that when a customer says "hard drive" they might mean any of:
a) an intenral or external storage device such as a hard disk drive or solid state drive
b) the entire main chassis of a standard desktop PC
c) anything vaguely rectangular in shape in any way relayed to techology that fits under a desk

Today I had someone talking about a "hard drive" that turned out to be an UPS unit.

Uh, pretty sure you're talking about the modem, buddy :rolleyes:

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Don't forget 3.5" floppies as "Hard Disk" because of the hard plastic shell.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

CD's and DVDs are literally hard discs. Therefore the CD-ROM tray is the hard disc drive.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

chin up everything sucks posted:

CD's and DVDs are literally hard discs. Therefore the CD-ROM tray is the hard disc drive.

aka the coffee cup holder.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
It’s actually kind of funny how much of a rip off the pricing of business desk phones is



$436 for a basic desk phone
$80 to make it wireless
Another $80 for a license to be allowed to use it on your expensive phone system that you already bought.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


That's just your provider taking the piss though

https://www.metrolinedirect.com/avaya-j179-ip-phone.html

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

A Frosty Witch posted:

Uh, pretty sure you're talking about the modem, buddy :rolleyes:
Friday I was replacing a computer for a client and one of their front desk people, upon seeing the computer pulled out of the box, exclaimed "Ooh you're getting a new modem too!"

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Technically correct? WIFi adapters do convert analogue signals to digital and vice versa after all.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009





The signal is frequency-divided multiplexing half-duplex amplitude modulation, there's nothing analogue about it.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Just because the signal uses one fragment of the EM spectrum doesn't make the rest of it stop existing, so with this level of insane troll logic the user isn't 100% wrong.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
*crashes into thread*

Excuse me I work with docsis on a daily basis I'm extremely qualified to answer this question.

It's fuckin magic, is what it is. Witchcraft if you will.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Regular magic or more magic?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Fuckin magic, I was pretty clear about it

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Renegret posted:

*crashes into thread*

Excuse me I work with docsis on a daily basis I'm extremely qualified to answer this question.

It's fuckin magic, is what it is. Witchcraft if you will.

It runs on the same thing as automatic transmissions.

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Arquinsiel posted:

Regular magic or more magic?

That's a deep cut.

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

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