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Diqnol
May 9, 2010

Nick Sirianni is
bad for business


You can definitely learn tons through osmosis and little to no effort, trust me. The only catch is you must have no fear of any task before you

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Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Internet Explorer posted:

Is a Zip file a sandwich? Go!

Its a lasagna

MrYenko
Jun 17, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Diqnol posted:

You can definitely learn tons through osmosis and little to no effort, trust me. The only catch is you must have no fear of any task before you

This is the secret to my entire professional life. Fake it till you make it. :v:

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Internet Explorer posted:

Is a Zip file a sandwich? Go!

Pretty sure it's a ravioli

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.
A zip file is a smashburger.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

*PEEP*
You're looking at things the wrong way around.

Is a sandwich a zip file or a TAR?

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





I'm convinced a .tar is stuffed shells.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Internet Explorer posted:

I'm convinced a .tar is stuffed shells.

Rarvioli

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Knormal posted:

A zip file is a smashburger.

I agree with this. Zipping something makes it smaller.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


my only stipulation is that whatever style of sandwich is decided on it can not have a top piece of bread since there is no header requirement for zip files

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952





:hmmyes:

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Today was the second interview for that service desk manager position I mentioned a while back. It's an in-person interview in the IT offices with the client services director. I signed up using the scheduling link said director sent me.

I'm sitting here in the conference room in their offices. It's me and the CIO (he's in cert training in his office) and literally no one else from IT is here.

The director is, apparently, on vacation.

The interview was supposed to start half an hour ago.

Haha. Yay.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

So you get the job by default now, right? :v:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If you end up being someone's Linkedin story about how you waited eight hours so they could be sure you really wanted the job then you have my permission to do murder

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


install business with fiber yesterday


today they ask for 55 more PUBLIC ip addresses for voip phones and network printers






i'm going back to bed

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


Shugojin posted:

install business with fiber yesterday


today they ask for 55 more PUBLIC ip addresses for voip phones and network printers






i'm going back to bed

:stare:

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
give em what they want I say

Just make sure they pay for it. All 55 of them. Maybe an extra dozen IPs or so so they got wiggle room, ya know?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


A /26 coming right up! Using the internet the way it was intended, no NAT 4 lyfe.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
a printer with a public ip address. what could possibly go wrong.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
I wonder how long it would take for that to get scraped and immediately start printing porn non-stop.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Make it ASCII

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Probably longer than you'd think. When I went back to college in 2015 if you connected your phone to the student wifi you got a public IP address assigned. It was loving wild.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Arquinsiel posted:

Probably longer than you'd think. When I went back to college in 2015 if you connected your phone to the student wifi you got a public IP address assigned. It was loving wild.

Still ridiculous how "IPv4 is full up! We just ran out!" ignores that MIT, BBN, and others I can't remember are just sitting around with a /8. Don't get me wrong, ultimately IPv4 would run out anyway and we should absolutely move to IPv6 (next year), but IPv4 isn't exactly FULL, it's just that the decisions made in the 1970s, which made sense then, were never changed. Sure, they need some publics, I'm not saying put them on a /29, but surely a /16 or above is good enough for even the largest institutions.

Raymond T. Racing
Jun 11, 2019

Sywert of Thieves posted:

I agree with this. Zipping something makes it smaller.

hot take: any lossless compression cannot be a cooked food

If it were lossless, you could get back the uncooked food

A smash burger is like a lossily compress jpeg

Zip files are like açaí bowls or something

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009





JPrime posted:

a printer with a public ip address. what could possibly go wrong.
With a good firewall, nothing.

They won't have one, though.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Raymond T. Racing posted:

hot take: any lossless compression cannot be a cooked food

If it were lossless, you could get back the uncooked food

A smash burger is like a lossily compress jpeg

Zip files are like açaí bowls or something

seems like a cold take

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Arquinsiel posted:

Probably longer than you'd think. When I went back to college in 2015 if you connected your phone to the student wifi you got a public IP address assigned. It was loving wild.

Haha good thing universities aren't still doing that in 2024! Or using public IP space for servers on campus by default!

:negative:

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
^^^^
:negative:

SyNack Sassimov posted:

Still ridiculous how "IPv4 is full up! We just ran out!" ignores that MIT, BBN, and others I can't remember are just sitting around with a /8. Don't get me wrong, ultimately IPv4 would run out anyway and we should absolutely move to IPv6 (next year), but IPv4 isn't exactly FULL, it's just that the decisions made in the 1970s, which made sense then, were never changed. Sure, they need some publics, I'm not saying put them on a /29, but surely a /16 or above is good enough for even the largest institutions.
This wasn't even a big prestigious university in the USA internationally known for tech programs, this was a small Irish "Institute of Technology", where people who can't hack it in university (me) go.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Kurieg posted:

I wonder how long it would take for that to get scraped and immediately start printing porn non-stop.

the time in 2005 when I port forwarded 9100 straight to a laserjet 4si it was about three weeks

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Raymond T. Racing posted:

hot take: any lossless compression cannot be a cooked food

If it were lossless, you could get back the uncooked food

A smash burger is like a lossily compress jpeg

Zip files are like açaí bowls or something

A zip file is a freeze dried meal in a bag. Add water and heat to turn it back into food!

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

A zip file is a freeze dried meal in a bag. Add water and heat to turn it back into food!

sfwarlock
Aug 11, 2007

Arquinsiel posted:

Probably longer than you'd think. When I went back to college in 2015 if you connected your phone to the student wifi you got a public IP address assigned. It was loving wild.

When I was at my local State University of State 2009-2012, everything on campus had a world-routable IP, because the State had that many IPs, and we just relied on the firewall.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


It turned out the guy didn’t realize when I’d asked him about number of ips that I was talking about public so insane bullet dodged I guess

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


sfwarlock posted:

When I was at my local State University of State 2009-2012, everything on campus had a world-routable IP, because the State had that many IPs, and we just relied on the firewall.

We've got like 18 /16's and another couple dozen /24's, /21's, /20's etc. Plenty of ipv6 space too of course but, lol.

Wonder what we could get if we sold some of that space...

Zorak of Michigan
Jun 10, 2006


Firewalls at university? Good heavens, no. What if a traveling faculty member found themselves the slightest bit inconvenienced?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Zorak of Michigan posted:

Firewalls at university? Good heavens, no. What if a traveling faculty member found themselves the slightest bit inconvenienced?

Excellent point. Better let them all have their own router from Amazon too.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Renegret posted:

Excellent point. Better let them all have their own router from Amazon too.

Ugh the Internet is down what do we pay you IT people for anyway

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.
My university still has public IPs for every machine as far as I know. At least mine have them.

But it's otherwise quite locked down so you can't do much with those IPs unless you are on the VPN.

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Just had a user call me to ask if there was a way to "select all" in the Recover Deleted Items menu in Outlook.

For reference, this is what that menu looks like:

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Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

johnny park posted:

Just had a user call me to ask if there was a way to "select all" in the Recover Deleted Items menu in Outlook.

For reference, this is what that menu looks like:



I can't find a gif of the screen in Alien and Blade Runner that's just flashing the word PURGE over and over but that's what that screen made me think of immediately.

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