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nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



johnny park posted:

Just had a user call me to ask if there was a way to "select all" in the Recover Deleted Items menu in Outlook.

For reference, this is what that menu looks like:



The answer is yes. Scroll to the top, click first item in list, scroll to bottom, hold Shift key and click last element in list. Just like multi-selection list boxes have worked in Windows for the past 40 years. or click the button

(I do remember guiding users how to select ranges of items too, in that window.)

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SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


johnny park posted:

Just had a user call me to ask if there was a way to "select all" in the Recover Deleted Items menu in Outlook.

For reference, this is what that menu looks like:



Well???? Is there????


no I will not be looking at your picture I am a BUSY MAN no time to spend on your silly computer things just make the MACHINE DO THE THING I ASKED GOD WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT WITH YOU PEOPLE

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


SyNack Sassimov posted:

Well???? Is there????


no I will not be looking at your picture I am a BUSY MAN no time to spend on your silly computer things just make the MACHINE DO THE THING I ASKED GOD WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT WITH YOU PEOPLE

What makes it so difficult? You people.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


This is why the screenshot tool has a highlighter pen. Circle button, arrow pointing at circle, ticket closed.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


I like greenshot or sharex because they both have automatic step indicators as well

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009

Thankfully they weren't nasty about it, just clueless. On the phone they were even like, "I see 'Restore Selected Items' and 'Purge Selected Items', but I've got like 150 things in here I need to recover. How do I select them all?" and I replied "So if you look a little below those buttons there should be a 'Select All' button" and they were like OHHHHHH. Which would be endearing a little if this wasn't some guy in a big office making probably five times as much as I do

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


johnny park posted:

Thankfully they weren't nasty about it, just clueless. On the phone they were even like, "I see 'Restore Selected Items' and 'Purge Selected Items', but I've got like 150 things in here I need to recover. How do I select them all?" and I replied "So if you look a little below those buttons there should be a 'Select All' button" and they were like OHHHHHH. Which would be endearing a little if this wasn't some guy in a big office making probably five times as much as I do

I don’t know how many times I’ve mumbled to myself “I hope they’re really good at what their actual job is…”

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob

Darchangel posted:

I don’t know how many times I’ve mumbled to myself “I hope they’re really good at what their actual job is…”

Don't worry, they aren't

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I was so hung up on why they were trying to recover so many deleted emails in the first place that I missed the button too.

I give everyone one free stupid question pass. Lord knows I need it sometimes. Once you become a repeat customer, now it's silent judgement time.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Meanwhile my reaction was "...why is only the middle all freaky looking? I'd call in about that too" without realizing that it was certainly the OP censoring data. :doh:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Renegret posted:

I was so hung up on why they were trying to recover so many deleted emails in the first place that I missed the button too.

I give everyone one free stupid question pass. Lord knows I need it sometimes. Once you become a repeat customer, now it's silent judgement time.
One big reason why I ended up succeeding when I was in Support at my current company (a decade ago :psyduck: ) was because i got the silent judgement look from someone for asking the same dumb question twice. It triggered something in me because I didnt want to get that look again.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


One of our marketing managers not only doesn't remember the answers, but routinely forgets that she asked the question already.

"do we charge tax on shipping?"
I don't know, {{person}} in accounting handles the tax configuration. I would check with them.

A FEW HOURS LATER

"hey, do we charge tax on shipping?"

This is on Teams, you could scroll back a half dozen messages and find out the answer.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


I'm always reminded of the nurse who could never remember her password. We reset it so many times for her that it was just on a post it next to the phone. 99 times out of 100 (and she called literally every day) we would just tell her we changed it to what was on the post it, and she would be able to log in fine.

Until the next day when her password was "not working again".

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Those are the sort of environments where smart cards excel

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

AlexDeGruven posted:

I'm always reminded of the nurse who could never remember her password. We reset it so many times for her that it was just on a post it next to the phone. 99 times out of 100 (and she called literally every day) we would just tell her we changed it to what was on the post it, and she would be able to log in fine.

Until the next day when her password was "not working again".
I have literally been paid to vish a hospital helpdesk so I hope we didn't get you in trouble :ohdear:

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Thanks Ants posted:

Those are the sort of environments where smart cards excel

Till the smart card ends up in the spec bucket

nexxai
Jul 17, 2002

quack quack bjork
Fun Shoe

MF_James posted:

Till the smart card ends up in the spec bucket

why are u like this

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



MF_James posted:

Till the smart card ends up in the spec bucket

The employee's manager can handle cases of someone destroying their employee badge. (If you're going to hand someone a smart card for login, make sure the org is on-board with it and they do double duty as employee badges.)

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

nexxai posted:

why are u like this

Hey, don't blame me for bringing this situation to its' natural conclusion.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Arquinsiel posted:

I have literally been paid to vish a hospital helpdesk so I hope we didn't get you in trouble :ohdear:

Ha, no. We had pretty strict protocols for validation of ID then (which violate privacy rules now) for resetting passwords. Even though we knew it was her every time (same originating extension, same description, same voice), we made her jump through those hoops.

She was such a a pain in the rear end. Would never admit the possibility that she's a loving moron, and always mad at us (the larger IT department 'us') about it.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Maybe they hate their job and those 20 minutes on the phone with IT *again* were 20 minutes "not working". Their manager is a moron if they didn't see through it. They probably also hate their job and don't care though.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


Guy Axlerod posted:

Maybe they hate their job and those 20 minutes on the phone with IT *again* were 20 minutes "not working". Their manager is a moron if they didn't see through it. They probably also hate their job and don't care though.

Also potentially true. We used to get a report of the top 10 firewall users every morning. We found a single nurse's station that was consistently at the top of the list. Every night, by an order of magnitude over second place. We started tracing IPs and found that 99.9% of the traffic on that workstation was to Neopets.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

nexxai posted:

why are u like this

That's none of your concern

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


A Frosty Witch posted:

That's none of your concern

What ever happed with your interview, and if you do not want to publicly name and shame DM the company to me cause I need a good laugh.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
Some people think that if they're enough of a pain in the rear end to the I T. Department, the department management will just throw their hands in the air and shout "Fine, keep your five character all lowercase password! We'll turn off MFA! Just leave us alone!" That would maybe work in a tiny mom and pop shop, or if you're the CEO's nephew, but otherwise just builds a ton of enemies needlessly.

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




The most unpleasant users are the ones who swear IT fucks with them specifically just so they'll have to call IT. Yeah dude we really want to talk to you MORE.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Boogalo posted:

The most unpleasant users are the ones who swear IT fucks with them specifically just so they'll have to call IT. Yeah dude we really want to talk to you MORE.

Our helpdesk has to deal with a lovely finance person that calls once a week (maybe more) because things supposedly move around or disappear off her desktop and IT must be doing it, or her password doesn't work and we must have reset it and logged into her account.

Said person also cannot seem to fathom paying bills on time so our company is constantly being assessed large sums of money in late fees.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


MF_James posted:

Our helpdesk has to deal with a lovely finance person that calls once a week (maybe more) because things supposedly move around or disappear off her desktop and IT must be doing it, or her password doesn't work and we must have reset it and logged into her account.

Said person also cannot seem to fathom paying bills on time so our company is constantly being assessed large sums of money in late fees.

We have a sales rep like that. "The computer changed itself, I didn't do it" every. time. I resist the urge to tell her that her energy crystal garden must be misaligned.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Internet went down at work today. In the past 2 years the internet has gone down a total of 3 times. Each time is when I'm on PTO. Rest of the team doesn't do a drat thing when this happens.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


GreenNight posted:

Internet went down at work today. In the past 2 years the internet has gone down a total of 3 times. Each time is when I'm on PTO. Rest of the team doesn't do a drat thing when this happens.

Haha, it's crazy how you're posting from Monday when you found this out, right?

nexxai
Jul 17, 2002

quack quack bjork
Fun Shoe

A Frosty Witch posted:

That's none of your concern

goddammit

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Today, my problem.
The server, nonresponsive.
It was the haiku.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
ohhh I know this one

It was DHCP

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





Pretend I Photoshopped a Ghost of Tsushima haiku minigame with "It was DNS" as the last choice and shared it here.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
A ticket came in: "Unleash my PC performance"

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Set his power profile to "performance" with no maximum fan speed :rms:

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

klosterdev posted:

A ticket came in: "Unleash my PC performance"

badass

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Time for a RAM Doubler license

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Just hit the turbo button.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Cant you just flip the switch from "perform poorly for this user" to "perform great for this user"??

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