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GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Pray for her smoke detectors.

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Aunt Beth
Feb 23, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer
Mine take AA, I think in general 9 volts have started to get rare

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Law here is now that smoke alarms are mains powered and the backup battery is a sealed-in lithium one that lasts for the 10 years until the alarm expires

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Mine are 10 years old this year and are also mains powered. The backup is the 9 volt.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
Replacing batteries forever in a smoke sensor isn't good since the sensor part also have an operational life so you could be keeping something that cannot detect poo poo in a critical role.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Joke's on you I have dedicated poo poo detectors.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





GreenNight posted:

Mine are 10 years old this year and are also mains powered. The backup is the 9 volt.

Time for new smoke and CO detectors!

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Some guy screaming racial epithets at you in an online FPS game with a beeping smoke detector in the background. Your response?

"I hope your house catches fire while you're asleep and you die because you're too lazy to replace a battery"

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Internet Explorer posted:

Time for new smoke and CO detectors!

Mine scream when they’re to be replaced! I’ve replaced 4 out of 10.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





I guess I'm just built different because I have no interest in waiting for a bunch of different loud wake up calls at 3am.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

50% rate of middle of day vs middle of night.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


once like a month ago on a saturday the (mains powered) smoke detectors all just screamed at me for no apparent reason and then shut up as i was trying to find out what they thought was on fire

best guess is a whiff of something in through the windows cause there was nothing but there's one like 5 feet above my bed that gave me a heart attack lol

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




MF_James posted:

Some guy screaming racial epithets at you in an online FPS game with a beeping smoke detector in the background. Your response?

"I hope your house catches fire while you're asleep and you die because you're too lazy to replace a battery"

Nah, just let that one go. We'll all be happier in the long run.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

i just want a snooze button for my heat / smoke detectors

yes i know it's hot and smoky here, i am searing steak, gently caress off

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


vanity slug posted:

i just want a snooze button for my heat / smoke detectors

yes i know it's hot and smoky here, i am searing steak, gently caress off

That’s the best thing about my Nest smoke detectors, just being able to silence it from my phone

duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Shugojin posted:

once like a month ago on a saturday the (mains powered) smoke detectors all just screamed at me for no apparent reason and then shut up as i was trying to find out what they thought was on fire

best guess is a whiff of something in through the windows cause there was nothing but there's one like 5 feet above my bed that gave me a heart attack lol

I found out last winter that some of the newer detectors use an optical sensor to detect smoke - great for not setting it off when burning dinner but having mineral deposits in the air from a humidifier is apparently enough to trigger it as well.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
TBH I think "burning dinner" is about the threshold you want the alarm to go off at. It's where you can still deal with it with a fire blanket or an extinguisher, and isn't a "grab your favourite kid" level problem that optical detection might result in.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

duffmensch posted:

I found out last winter that some of the newer detectors use an optical sensor to detect smoke - great for not setting it off when burning dinner but having mineral deposits in the air from a humidifier is apparently enough to trigger it as well.

Or steam from the bathroom when you have taken a shower.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
You're giving me flashbacks to a complex I lived in where setting off the smoke detector was as easy as opening a hot oven.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
See that would not have been a problem for me, unless it included opening a microwave oven.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

My favorite Loveline episodes are when Adam would go apeshit when he heard a smoke detector beeping in the background of a call. Too bad they both turned into MAGA shitheads.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

vanity slug posted:

i just want a snooze button for my heat / smoke detectors

yes i know it's hot and smoky here, i am searing steak, gently caress off
This is one of the reasons for the different types of smoke detectors. IIRC the ionization ones are more likely to false alarm when cooking, you want the photoelectric ones near your kitchen.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The walls in my apartment building are paper thin so I always know when one of my neighbors needs to replace a detector's backup battery.

Especially when they ignore it.

:catstare:

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

klosterdev posted:

You're giving me flashbacks to a complex I lived in where setting off the smoke detector was as easy as opening a hot oven.
When my wife started her Ph.D. she briefly lived in student accomodation on-campus and the smoke detectors in that place would go off if you opened the bathroom door after a shower, boiled water in an uncovered pot, or even used deoderant anywhere in the flat which feels like a counterproductive message to send to students.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


what defect exists in people's brains that causes them to dig up a 2 year old email from a ticket and hit reply for something completely new rather than sending a new email

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Shugojin posted:

what defect exists in people's brains that causes them to dig up a 2 year old email from a ticket and hit reply for something completely new rather than sending a new email

See: user

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Shugojin posted:

what defect exists in people's brains that causes them to dig up a 2 year old email from a ticket and hit reply for something completely new rather than sending a new email

I always assumed it was the result of lovely search results in outlook or some other mail client and they just click on the first thing that they see.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
I figure the user just doesn't remember how to make a ticket

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
How is ticcket formed?

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





Maybe if we don't tell them they'll go away.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

klosterdev posted:

I figure the user just doesn't remember how to make a ticket

It's this. They've lost the link to the portal or the PDF guide someone made three years ago and all they can find is the one time someone helped them.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
I've seen a woman who worked for the company for many years, who had made many tickets correctly in the meantime, respond to a 2 year old new hire ticket email with a request to set up an account and hardware for a completely different new hire, starting next Monday. And this ticketing system is email based; all she needed to do was send it as a fresh email to the same address to make a brand new ticket! If I hadn't been extra diligent with checking notifications, that would have been a very awkward Monday, since tickets that old don't get reopened!

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


You need some logic in your system that flat out rejects follow-up emails to closed tickets after a month or whatever has passed. It could even contain instructions about how to create a case.

Rawrbomb
Mar 11, 2011

rawrrrrr

Thanks Ants posted:

You need some logic in your system that flat out rejects follow-up emails to closed tickets after a month or whatever has passed. It could even contain instructions about how to create a case.

should just create a new case / ticket instead of letting it re-open the original

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Rawrbomb posted:

should just create a new case / ticket instead of letting it re-open the original

Always favor creating a new ticket. Those help your metrics.

Aunt Beth
Feb 23, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

Dick Trauma posted:

How is ticcket formed?
How user get copilat?

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





That one hits too close to home.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

Aunt Beth posted:

How user get copilat?

They need to do way instain support> who kill thier ticket, becuse these tikket cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a service desk in ar who had kill her three tickets, they are taking the three SLA back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the manager who lost his bonus ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The motherboard on a VIP's PC needs to be replaced. Assistant says it has to be done today or tomorrow while he's out of the office. She too is now out of the office. Dell actually gets someone scheduled on short notice for this afternoon. I unplug the PC, bring it down to the desk near my office. Now I'm waiting to see if the tech actually shows up.

I get a call from the VIP's office. Makes me wonder if someone accidentally sent the tech up there.

Nope! It's the VIP, wondering where his computer is.

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Volguus
Mar 3, 2009

Dick Trauma posted:

The motherboard on a VIP's PC needs to be replaced. Assistant says it has to be done today or tomorrow while he's out of the office. She too is now out of the office. Dell actually gets someone scheduled on short notice for this afternoon. I unplug the PC, bring it down to the desk near my office. Now I'm waiting to see if the tech actually shows up.

I get a call from the VIP's office. Makes me wonder if someone accidentally sent the tech up there.

Nope! It's the VIP, wondering where his computer is.

Why not replace the entire thing? Why bother with motherboards and poo poo? It's pennies to a company, shouldn't even be a question. And then, copy, at your leisure, poo poo from the old one.

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