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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:hope no one in this thread weighs their 8 oz steak after its cooked at texas roadhouse Any melted fat from a cooked steak better end up in the side dishes or a sauce. The leftover missing weight is just from internal water boiling off - the act of cooking is basically dehydrating it, which is why sloppy steaks became popular. It's basically just the same thing as reconstituting powdered lemonade, but meat
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Sloppy steaks lol
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7.4 Ounces...
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MrQwerty posted:Sloppy steaks lol lmao
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piled high
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Salisbury Steaks
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ham burger steak
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bradzilla posted:ham burger steak HBS for short
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Steak 'Ums
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Cerekk posted:Dimensional lumber Sucks when this guy shows up in Darkest Dungeon.
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Microwave dinners were never good but I always thought they were palatable. This is no longer the case. Like they are no longer edible. I don't know if this is a new development, or if it's because I've been cooking well for a while, but I can't get like two bites into most of them anymore before tossing them out. Lean Cuisine Protein Kicks are straight-up dogfood.
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I used to pick up some of the Michelina's frozen pastas, as they were a decent late night stack. They recently tweaked their packaging, but looks like they also changed the food because they are inedible now. The spag comes out like soup, the rotini comes out like drywall filler. Mac and cheese turns into a giant lump. Any and every time you see a label saying "New and Improved! Now better than ever!", that's code for "We have discovered new ingredients that make this product significantly worse, but it saves us 2-cents in manufacturing."
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Frozen dinners were definitely something that’s always been lovely
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I don't think I've ever had a frozen microwave ready meal. But even chilled ones are definitely shittier now. Sainsbury's used to do some decent-for-a-ready-meal curries but they are now bland and cost way more.
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Sloppy steaks?? ????
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Biplane posted:Sloppy steaks?? ???? The best ones are at Truffoni's
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![]() edit: it's supposed to say "I made them" not "I'm" but I can't find a better one and she is quite sloppy so I'm leaving it
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Salisbury steak is already revolting, so it’s not like a frozen dinner is making it worse. Just stop eating Salisbury steak.
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I've never had a real salisbury steak before, but it is probably my go to for frozen dinners. I love 'em.
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Frozen fish sticks just ain't what they used to be
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All frozen microwave meals suck but I lay about 70% of the blame on microwaves. Apart from briefly warming something they're the worst.
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Beastie posted:All frozen microwave meals suck but I lay about 70% of the blame on microwaves. Apart from briefly warming something they're the worst. Nah Microwaves can be really good for some things, you just gotta know how to use them and what they're good for, and importantly what they're really not good for.
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Beastie posted:All frozen microwave meals suck but I lay about 70% of the blame on microwaves. Apart from briefly warming something they're the worst. Accidentally read your first sentence as "AI frozen microwave meals" and thought I missed out on the newest silicon valley tech bro trend.
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Outpost22 posted:Accidentally read your first sentence as "AI frozen microwave meals" and thought I missed out on the newest silicon valley tech bro trend. There is a tabletop convection oven tied into a subscription meal prep service that scans QRs to get cook times and temps lol I saw an ad for it a month or two ago
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MrQwerty posted:There is a tabletop convection oven tied into a subscription meal prep service that scans QRs to get cook times and temps lol Sounds like the Juicero all over again. Techbros will be the death of us all.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've never had a real salisbury steak before, but it is probably my go to for frozen dinners. mmmmmmm that coagulated brown slime standing in for gravy and its subtle irradiated plastic flavour mwah
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I must consume microplastics
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Outpost22 posted:Accidentally read your first sentence as "AI frozen microwave meals" and thought I missed out on the newest silicon valley tech bro trend. Just put the frozen meal into the microwaves meal slot and say your prompt, and then the advance microwave meals ai will mix up all the core components in the meal into a slop like thing that if you squint really hard could conceivably look like what ever prompt you gave it! All in just 4 hrs!!! All yours for just $1800* *plus additional $22.95 a month ai access fee. **AI frozen microwave meals microwave only usable with AI frozen microwave meals, available through AI frozen microwave meals, meals subscription service.
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euphronius posted:Just keep some sriracha in your pocketbook Way ahead of ya https://www.drifta.com.au/product/drifta-leather-tabasco-holster/
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:hope no one in this thread weighs their 8 oz steak after its cooked at texas roadhouse Texas Roadhouse: continues to be amazing.
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Wegmans has great frozen dinners and I'm sorry if you live somewhere with no Wegmans. They have a fine rear end butter chicken thing
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The only thing I know about Wegman's is they kicked RAP Ferreira out for wearing a cloak and kicking too many rhymes
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I don't know what any of those words mean
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If you wear a cloak and kick too many rhymes in Wegmans they escort you out
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deep dish peat moss posted:If you wear a cloak and kick too many rhymes in Wegmans they escort you out So poo poo, why does anyone go there then?
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Some locations have a model train that runs around the ceiling
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Wegmans has great frozen dinners and I'm sorry if you live somewhere with no Wegmans. They have a fine rear end butter chicken thing lol
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Wegmans is what snooty east coasters think a great grocery store looks like but they've never been to horrocks.
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I could be the ubermensch presently ensconced in a thick, thick loser stench
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Salt Fish posted:Wegmans is what snooty east coasters think a great grocery store looks like but they've never been to horrocks. You just fuckin' made that up, don't lie.
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