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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Kagrenak posted:

What hell land do you live in where this is a common enough practice to see it with some regularity?

I'm pretty sure that if you don't see people doing it, you're not people watching very much in the grocery store.

People have been licking their fingers and touching groceries long before today.

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anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

What the hell are you guys talking about. Grown-rear end adult people don't go around licking their fingers in the store.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Just lmfao if you aren't deep throating every carrot for sale.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I find fresh cherry pits in the cherry pile in supermarkets pretty often and I assume everything is covered in human spit all the time. But I don't worry about the spit that much. It's usually not infectious. The real problem is that the overwhelming majority of shopping cart handles are covered in fecal pathogens, i.e. they are smeared with human poo poo and people move it from the cart handle to the produce. Nowadays I consider my hands to be contaminated after touching anything in public and after I started doing that many years ago I also immediately stopped getting gastrointestinal infections aka "food poisoning". It has absolutely been worth it to be a germophob about this for me.

I don't think we will ever be able to get humans to wash their hands after making GBS threads, so wrapping everything in plastic and then slowly getting infertile and schizophrenic from microplastic accumulation in the body seems to be the only viable solution to the problem. It is what it is :shrug:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

GABA ghoul posted:

I find fresh cherry pits in the cherry pile in supermarkets pretty often and I assume everything is covered in human spit all the time. But I don't worry about the spit that much. It's usually not infectious. The real problem is that the overwhelming majority of shopping cart handles are covered in fecal pathogens, i.e. they are smeared with human poo poo and people move it from the cart handle to the produce. Nowadays I consider my hands to be contaminated after touching anything in public and after I started doing that many years ago I also immediately stopped getting gastrointestinal infections aka "food poisoning". It has absolutely been worth it to be a germophob about this for me.

I don't think we will ever be able to get humans to wash their hands after making GBS threads, so wrapping everything in plastic and then slowly getting infertile and schizophrenic from microplastic accumulation in the body seems to be the only viable solution to the problem. It is what it is :shrug:

Since Covid my grocery store has antibacterial wipe dispensers where you pick up a cart so you can wipe down what you want.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Sometimes I forget how loving dire America can be.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":


before you know it, everyone's licking the whole town clean

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



I'm a pretty grimy bastard and have only gotten food poisoning once that I can remember. I couldn't eat yangnyeom chicken for a while.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


I mean, if you've only recently figured out it's a good idea to wash your hands before preparing food and eating and stuff, especially but not necessarily if you've been outside, and you used to get sick regularly before then I don't know what to tell you.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Taeke posted:

I mean, if you've only recently figured out it's a good idea to wash your hands before preparing food and eating and stuff, especially but not necessarily if you've been outside, and you used to get sick regularly before then I don't know what to tell you.

I season my veg with a little scratch o' the balls before cooking.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Taeke posted:

I mean, if you've only recently figured out it's a good idea to wash your hands before preparing food and eating and stuff, especially but not necessarily if you've been outside, and you used to get sick regularly before then I don't know what to tell you.

That's not enough. That's my point. Everything you touched with contaminated hands is potentially also contaminated, so you have to clean your phone, headphones, keys, door handles, etc. every time you come home too or you would spread the fecal matter in your home. And you cannot touch your face or any mucous membranes with infected fecal matter on your hands without risking infection. You basically have to create a hygiene lock between the safe space of your home and public spaces. And all of that because people can't wash their hands after making GBS threads.

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm a pretty grimy bastard and have only gotten food poisoning once that I can remember. I couldn't eat yangnyeom chicken for a while.

Gastrointestinal infections are like one of the most common illnesses there is and there are millions and millions of cases every single year. Also IIRC it's something like the most common cause of death worldwide, especially for children. Wash your hands after making GBS threads, pleeeeeeease

redshirt posted:

Since Covid my grocery store has antibacterial wipe dispensers where you pick up a cart so you can wipe down what you want.

Never seen anyone use it after the pandemic was over. And anyway, the problem isn't the fecal matter on your own handle. The problem is the fecal matter on the produce you buy and you can just wipe the cherries down with bleach when you are at home.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

The dispensers are still there but haven't been refilled for three years.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dip Viscous posted:

The dispensers are still there but haven't been refilled for three years.

I love my local grocery store! Everything I ever read about other grocery stores and I am like "drat, I got it good!"

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


GABA ghoul posted:

That's not enough. That's my point. Everything you touched with contaminated hands is potentially also contaminated, so you have to clean your phone, headphones, keys, door handles, etc. every time you come home too or you would spread the fecal matter in your home. And you cannot touch your face or any mucous membranes with infected fecal matter on your hands without risking infection. You basically have to create a hygiene lock between the safe space of your home and public spaces. And all of that because people can't wash their hands after making GBS threads.
Yeah, so you wash your hands when you start cooking so they're clean, you wash your veggies and stuff, you wash your hands after cooking and you use clean plates and cutlery. That way, whatever you touched during the day doesn't matter.

Also, there's bacteria and poo poo literally everywhere which, unless you have a problem with your immune system, shouldn't be much of a problem if you take care not to ingest large amounts by, for example, taking the above precautions.

Even if you got a wish granted and everybody was a clean as you want them to be there would still be bacteria and poo poo everywhere, just in small enough amounts for your body to be able to fight off.

Your home isn't a safe space at all, lmao. You think your farts don't spread fecal particles? Let alone how many are spread every time you flush the toilet after taking a poo poo, even with the lid down.

This is why washing your hands is considered basic hygiene and taught to kids.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Taeke posted:

Yeah, so you wash your hands when you start cooking so they're clean, you wash your veggies and stuff, you wash your hands after cooking and you use clean plates and cutlery. That way, whatever you touched during the day doesn't matter.

Also, there's bacteria and poo poo literally everywhere which, unless you have a problem with your immune system, shouldn't be much of a problem if you take care not to ingest large amounts by, for example, taking the above precautions.

Even if you got a wish granted and everybody was a clean as you want them to be there would still be bacteria and poo poo everywhere, just in small enough amounts for your body to be able to fight off.

Your home isn't a safe space at all, lmao. You think your farts don't spread fecal particles? Let alone how many are spread every time you flush the toilet after taking a poo poo, even with the lid down.

This is why washing your hands is considered basic hygiene and taught to kids.
Well you're inhaling fecal matter right now, how much invasive it is to everywhere, if only you washed your hands! :smug:

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


I'm just wondering how bad someone's personal hygiene was that they stopped having issues when they discovered basic precautions like washing your hands, literally taught to toddlers, only a short while ago, well into adulthood, but then blame others.

Elephunk
Dec 6, 2007



Taeke posted:

I'm just wondering how bad someone's personal hygiene was that they stopped having issues when they discovered basic precautions like washing your hands, literally taught to toddlers, only a short while ago, well into adulthood, but then blame others.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
being a weird germaphobe has gotten shittier since covid

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

♜♞♝🧂🐟♝♞♜
Cybernetic Crumb

Taeke posted:

Even if you got a wish granted and everybody was a clean as you want them to be there would still be bacteria and poo poo everywhere, just in small enough amounts for your body to be able to fight off.

There are more bacteria in/on you than cells that comprise you.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Salt Fish posted:

There are more bacteria in/on you than cells that comprise you.

Each of us is our own ecosphere unto ourselves.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



GABA ghoul posted:

Gastrointestinal infections are like one of the most common illnesses there is and there are millions and millions of cases every single year. Also IIRC it's something like the most common cause of death worldwide, especially for children. Wash your hands after making GBS threads, pleeeeeeease

No.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.
The only people I've ever seen lick their fingers are babies, geriatrics who can't produce moisture anymore and sickos.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

i just stick my finger directly up my butthole when i want to moisten it for everyday tasks

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



credburn posted:

The only people I've ever seen lick their fingers are babies, geriatrics who can't produce moisture anymore and sickos.

TBF goons tend to be at least one of the latter two.

Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Mr. Beast fucking rules

DM me to get in on my Feastables referral program
The carrots still have poo poo on them if they're in plastic because they're grown in dirt where animals poo poo.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I usually peel a carrot before it eat it

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Dip Viscous posted:

It starts off as people licking their fingertips to turn pages in a book because they haven't figured out you can just grab the edge of the paper instead of pinching the surface, then it expands to licking their fingers before grabbing produce bags from the roll in the grocery store, then it expands to licking whole hands before touching anything without thought given to why.

I only lick my fingers to smooth my eyebrows

FunkyFjord
Jul 18, 2004

Just eat the produce raw. You gotta get a little bit of foreign germs somewhere and I know you don't go outside.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Taeke posted:

Yeah, so you wash your hands when you start cooking so they're clean, you wash your veggies and stuff, you wash your hands after cooking and you use clean plates and cutlery. That way, whatever you touched during the day doesn't matter.

Also, there's bacteria and poo poo literally everywhere which, unless you have a problem with your immune system, shouldn't be much of a problem if you take care not to ingest large amounts by, for example, taking the above precautions.

Even if you got a wish granted and everybody was a clean as you want them to be there would still be bacteria and poo poo everywhere, just in small enough amounts for your body to be able to fight off.

Your home isn't a safe space at all, lmao. You think your farts don't spread fecal particles? Let alone how many are spread every time you flush the toilet after taking a poo poo, even with the lid down.

This is why washing your hands is considered basic hygiene and taught to kids.

:hmbol: goons never fail to disappoint. Wash your hands after using the toilet. Actual health experts say it's very important and there is that little sign in every public bathroom asking you to do it and everyone who sees you leaving without washing thinks you are a huge rear end in a top hat. You could very well kill someone with your behavior one day and I'm not even joking.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dip Viscous posted:

E: people pulling down their masks just to lick their hands before touching things really stuck out to me during 2020-2022 masking and now I can't unsee it happening constantly at the grocery store.

What I do is I breathe slowly through my mask onto the bag/my fingers just like you're trying to see your breath outside in the winter. I get enough moisture so it works just fine.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I'm not going to look back at anything or remember anything that someone said about me or an opinion that was had, I'm going to think about the championships that we won.
You swallow saliva literally all day

What is the issue !!

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Who are these mythological people who are so irregular that they actually poo poo in public facilities?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



GABA ghoul posted:

:hmbol: goons never fail to disappoint. Wash your hands after using the toilet. Actual health experts say it's very important and there is that little sign in every public bathroom asking you to do it and everyone who sees you leaving without washing thinks you are a huge rear end in a top hat. You could very well kill someone with your behavior one day and I'm not even joking.

That just throws off ur acid mantle, maaaaaan!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I'm not going to look back at anything or remember anything that someone said about me or an opinion that was had, I'm going to think about the championships that we won.
Truckers mostly I think

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Submarine Sandpaper posted:

Who are these mythological people who are so irregular that they actually poo poo in public facilities?

I don't know if I'd call having one big poo poo every few days "regular".

The toilets at the job I'm now only part time at for another month or so now has mold growing on the walls. It's really fuckin' gross and you can smell it immediately it's so thick in the air. It's wild how lovely that restaurant has gotten since I started working there 5 years ago.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jul 21, 2024

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

redshirt posted:

Each of us is our own ecosphere unto ourselves.

I think John Donne would take issue with this assertion, but I've got your back.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

You swallow saliva literally all day

What is the issue !!

Not everyone has the contacts I do to keep a steady supply of third-party saliva coming in.

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Thank goodness I was just lightly deep fried
Lipstick Apathy

GABA ghoul posted:

:hmbol: goons never fail to disappoint.

Yeah it's always hilarious when someone doesn't actually read a post but replies anyway. The post you replied to mentioned washing your hands regularly several times

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



big mean giraffe posted:

Yeah it's always hilarious when someone doesn't actually read a post but replies anyway. The post you replied to mentioned washing your hands regularly several times

But the GBS hive mind!

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Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


GABA ghoul posted:

:hmbol: goons never fail to disappoint. Wash your hands after using the toilet. Actual health experts say it's very important and there is that little sign in every public bathroom asking you to do it and everyone who sees you leaving without washing thinks you are a huge rear end in a top hat. You could very well kill someone with your behavior one day and I'm not even joking.

lol what?

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