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Fallom
Sep 6, 2008

Brother Tadger posted:

I think you’re just getting older, fatter, and weaker dude. Sorry you had to find out this way

sometimes the thread title is you

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Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

TELLING ME NOT TO CARVE "FUCK" INTO THE WALL WHERE THE SECURITY CAMERAS CAN SEE IT IS WORSE THAN TEN HOLOCAUSTS
Lipstick Apathy

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Is there a website that will dropship an asteroid the size of Arizona directly to Earth? Because holy gently caress this poo poo is just beyond the pale.

Several but the cost of shipping is nuts and delivery is somewhere between 6 months and 440 million years and you just know they're gonna cheap out on last-million-mile delivery so you're probably gonna have to pick it up at the loving sun like always

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

credburn posted:

I went to the county fair yesterday and rode the Gravitron ("Starship 2000"). I haven't been on one since I was a teenager, and while the experience was alright, there was something I was really baffled by, which is that I could barely move. I was pressed against the wall and could barely move my arms, let alone my legs. But when I was a kid, we'd all stand up on the walls, or crawl around. I can't tell if the new Gravitrons spin faster, or if it's just that I'm forty fuckin years old now and don't have the tiny legs and strength to do that sort of poo poo?

I'm right around 40 and can still stand up on the walls of those but if you're not riding them primarily to watch people vomit five pounds of corn dogs and have it immediately fly back into their face you are missing the best aspect.

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Last time I went to the local fair we shared a bunch of garbage food and then went on all the rides (gravitron included!) I wasn't feeling great during the 20 min ride home and by the time my friend dropped me off I bolted inside and just barfed and barfed lol it sucked. I'm just grateful I held out & didn't have to do it out the window of her car going down the interstate

I don't think I've been on a ride since, so I am also the thread title

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



we went to the fair last year and did a regular ufo gravitron and the one that tilts to an acute angle and they both kicked rear end

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
Realistic sci-fi show.

"hey welcome to the ship. Good news, we have artificial gravity, so don't need to worry about the whole floating around all the time thing, um bad news you will be throwing up, just a whole lot, for the first three months. We have plenty of baff bags all around the ship, please use them as much as needed, and disposes of them properly. ...also please do not step on any of the many random brown bags that are left on the floor. It really does make the clean up so much harder.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol I was on the Gravitron this past Fall and I lost my phone like an idiot but the guy who ran the ride was an old pro at finding lost phones.

He was great. I thanked him profusely, and while making small talk I asked him if got dizzy on the ride and he answered "all day".

Kinda sad.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Just got some Twizzlers tonight for movie night with the kids, and they tasted like nothing. Just no flavor of any kind whatsoever.

rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Just got some Twizzlers tonight for movie night with the kids, and they tasted like nothing. Just no flavor of any kind whatsoever.

Sorry about your Covid

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

rafikki posted:

Sorry about your Covid

Nah, everything else was fine. Popcorn, whoppers, dinner was great. Twizzlers though, nothing.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Gawd I was so disappointed when I tried both Twizzlers and Red Vines. Scented soft plastic, both of them. :colbert:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



dr_rat posted:

Realistic sci-fi show.

"hey welcome to the ship. Good news, we have artificial gravity, so don't need to worry about the whole floating around all the time thing, um bad news you will be throwing up, just a whole lot, for the first three months. We have plenty of baff bags all around the ship, please use them as much as needed, and disposes of them properly. ...also please do not step on any of the many random brown bags that are left on the floor. It really does make the clean up so much harder.

Still bummed Avenue 5 didn't get a second season.

Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Still bummed Avenue 5 didn't get a second season.

Unless this is a "That's the joke" situation (maybe you mean it the same way people claim The Matrix didn't get any sequels), then I have good news for you. I never watched Season 2, but it was definitely made and should be on Max.

Superrodan fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Jul 27, 2024

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Superrodan posted:

Unless this is a "That's the joke" situation (maybe you mean it the same way people claim The Matrix didn't get any sequels), then I have good news for you. I never watched Season 2, but it was definitely made and should be on Max.

I may have meant third season then. So you're not dumb. I am.

I fuckin love Armando Iannucci.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I just learned about the term "gate lice". I love it. I love being a gate louse and standing in a vague sort of clump of a line for no reason for no purpose just because some alarm went off in my head and I felt like I had to get up and join the herd. I feel like it's just a symptom of the way air travel fucks with your head

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Wjat

Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Mr. Beast fucking rules

DM me to get in on my Feastables referral program
It's a derogatory term for the people who cluster around the boarding line in the way before it's their turn to board, blocking the people whose turn it is. Originally from the flyertalk forums I think.

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023
Nitrile gloves are way more expensive than pre-Covid:argh:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

♜♞♝🧂🐟♝♞♜
Cybernetic Crumb
You can tell how insane a mode of transportation makes you by how much fossil fuels it consumes.

Goddamn Particle
Oct 10, 2013

Fan of Britches
Counterpoint: Cybertruck owners.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Peter Falk posted:

Nitrile gloves are way more expensive than pre-Covid:argh:

Basically everything is.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

look, we all have a type. mine is just mewtwo.




One of these means the opposite of the other

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

credburn posted:





One of these means the opposite of the other

lololololol

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
They all mean "reserve the right to flake out"

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Peter Falk posted:

Nitrile gloves are way more expensive than pre-Covid:argh:
They are so valuable to protect from COVID

buffbus
Nov 19, 2012

mawarannahr posted:

They are so valuable to protect from COVID

That's not Covid but a more recent phenomena. Conservative republicans are buying them all up recently. It's getting harder to find couches in stock too.

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023

mawarannahr posted:

They are so valuable to protect from COVID

These days they’re so thin too, it loving sucks

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


The Spotify app being dogshit isn't news but now if you start a playlist then change the shuffle options, it will play the first song twice. Started some time in the last two weeks for me.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Thought to myself "what if I moved closer to work?" but then I looked up house prices and now I'm depressed. My wages have not been keeping up.

Ne Cede Malis
Aug 30, 2008
All my dreams are nightmares now about active shooters, car crashes, and other late state capitalism detritus.

Ne Cede Malis
Aug 30, 2008
Ordered some duct tape from Amazon. The bubble pack arrived completely empty.

Cambria Bold
Jan 1, 2024

Ne Cede Malis posted:

Ordered some duct tape from Amazon. The bubble pack arrived completely empty.

Jeez, when you were talking about "late capitalism detritus" I didn't think you were being so literal.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011
Of course it was too slow to keep up with the package, it was knockoff speed tape

Ne Cede Malis
Aug 30, 2008
I "talked" to a chat GPT program and selected from the options that there was nothing in the box, which apparently happens enough to elicit its own branch on the option tree, and they are sending another package. God is in His heaven and all is well.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Ne Cede Malis posted:

I "talked" to a chat GPT program and selected from the options that there was nothing in the box, which apparently happens enough to elicit its own branch on the option tree, and they are sending another package. God is in His heaven and all is well.

They finally found customer support cheaper than off-shoring real jobs

Rochallor
Apr 22, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
Sounds like a great deal if you ever want two of something to just order one and say the box was empty. Make enshittification work for you!

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Rochallor posted:

Sounds like a great deal if you ever want two of something to just order one and say the box was empty. Make enshittification work for you!

Just make sure you do this on expensive enough stuff to make it worthwhile, but not too expensive or too often to raise suspicion.

Tub Squirrel
Jan 14, 2005

don't talk to me if you listen to music under 320kbit/s
All right, Plex has hosed me for the last time. What's everybody else using to stream? I'm using Kodi right now, but the interface is hideous and the reliance on meticulous file name organization is exhausting. Does anyone have a preference between Jellyfin and Emby? Are there any other contenders? Is there any reason this has to be so goddamn difficult?

Saganlives
Jul 6, 2005



Modal Auxiliary posted:

All right, Plex has hosed me for the last time. What's everybody else using to stream? I'm using Kodi right now, but the interface is hideous and the reliance on meticulous file name organization is exhausting. Does anyone have a preference between Jellyfin and Emby? Are there any other contenders? Is there any reason this has to be so goddamn difficult?

My friends and I use Jellyfin and it's mostly great. The only problems have been starting a watch party sometimes takes a couple tries, but once it's going it's all good

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Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012

I recently switched from Plex to Jellyfin and haven't looked back.

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