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Pennywise the Frown posted:Do they dump bleach in their dumpsters too to make sure no poors get in and take the food scraps from the lunchroom? This is a business best practice
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Escape From Noise posted:It slaps that global warming will kill us all because corporations needed increase the rate at which they increase the rate of their profit
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Olewithmilk posted:This is how they are going to start the next Elder Scrolls game. ARRESTING OFFICER: "Who... are you?"
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On Windows 11, used to be if you enabled widgets in the task bar, you could set it to show the weather right there in the taskbar. It was real nice and handy for quickly checking the temperature! Then my computer upgraded and it's been replaced with a generic widget icon, and nothing i do seems to be able to get it to show weather back on the taskbar - I now have to click it to (slowly) load up all the widgets I don't give a poo poo about solely so I can see the weather. Oh well, frees up a bit more taskbar space, I guess!
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i love widgets. stock market updates , weather, the news ... gently caress theyre almost too useful
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I actually like the taste of the Warhead flavored Four Loko but I swear I can feel the the hangover kicking in as soon as I take the first sip.
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teen witch posted:If I see seggs or unalive one more goddamn time People I know IRL are using this with me now. It fucks with my brain. We are college-aged people we shouldn't have to use seggs or unalived or self-care (masturbation) in an IRL CONVERSATION!
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It sucks, but don't let it get you down. We wouldn't want you to take a trip in the sewer-slide.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:It sucks, but don't let it get you down. We wouldn't want you to take a trip in the sewer-slide. Okay that one's funny.
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Wait self-care means masturbation?
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funkmasterfuma posted:We are college-aged people gently caress you. 
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A Strange Aeon posted:Wait self-care means masturbation? i mean, not exclusively
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A Strange Aeon posted:Wait self-care means masturbation?
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A Strange Aeon posted:Wait self-care means masturbation? It's one I saw a fair bit on social media before I quit it to focus more on being a goon. I guess because both bring you pleasure or some poo poo. I had to have it explained to me.
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rydiafan posted:gently caress you. Most colleges will take anybody with a brain stem and money so we're all technically college-aged (except for the high school senior goons here GTFO). funkmasterfuma fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Aug 13, 2024 |
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funkmasterfuma posted:Most colleges will take anybody with a brain stem and money so we're all technically high school aged (except for the high school senior goons here GTFO). if you had to have it explained to you why "self-care" would be used as a euphamism for masturbation, im not convinced about the brain stem thing
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Cactus Ghost posted:if you had to have it explained to you why "self-care" would be used as a euphamism for masturbation, im not convinced about the brain stem thing I never claimed to have anything more than that.
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Listen here, guys, we all keep our brains in our tentacles
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funkmasterfuma posted:It's one I saw a fair bit on social media before I quit it to focus more on being a goon. You're gonna need to further clarify this one too these days.
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I have no loving idea what any of you are talking about. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I have no loving idea what any of you are talking about. Testicles, I think. I only skimmed through the last dozen or so posts
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Cactus Ghost posted:i mean, not exclusively Yeah okay, like that's in addition to treating yourself to nutritious food and making time to exercise your body and reading guilty pleasure stuff. It meaning only that was what threw me off since I've heard it in many contexts where that would be super weird, i.e. corporate wellness emails.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Yeah okay, like that's in addition to treating yourself to nutritious food and making time to exercise your body and reading guilty pleasure stuff. It meaning only that was what threw me off since I've heard it in many contexts where that would be super weird, i.e. corporate wellness emails. the best euphamisms do that, reaching back in time and making all kinds of things unintentionally funnier
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Trying to get an appointment at a new doctor or dentist is a 3 to 6 month wait for anyone who has good ratings. Also insurance charges much more if you need to go to urgent care or the ER. I'm also annoyed by places that have online scheduling and then have someone call back to actually make the appointment. What's the point of having it online?
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:I'm also annoyed by places that have online scheduling and then have someone call back to actually make the appointment. What's the point of having it online? “The website doesn’t work.” a.k.a. the one person who knew how to administer it quit.
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:Trying to get an appointment at a new doctor or dentist is a 3 to 6 month wait for anyone who has good ratings. Also insurance charges much more if you need to go to urgent care or the ER. I think medical businesses are what happens when a business knows it's a business but also knows it doesn't have to really care about convenience. What you want to make an appointment online in 2024? Lol, no. What you want our interconnected software to actually mean something and not be asked the same drat question about smoking/vaping/drinking again? Hey it was a no early this month, and I'm getting a liver biopsy and while I realize you still have to ask, it's kind of annoying. We'll also take like 3 months or whatever to bill you, we'll give you 30 days. Anyway the system sucks and I have to get up at like 7 to get to me 8am liver biopsy. gently caress. Maybe they do them later in the day I don't know I just couldn't be bothered to ask. I hate when technology just makes things worse, not because it has to but because it isn't implemented in a way to improve your experience. Dentist now uses a tablet for the paperwork. Fine great whatever. I do not know my social, I skipped the box, it wouldn't let me continue. The receptionist filled it in with 0s. Glad I got to put in something sort of resembling a human signature though. The paperwork for my liver specialist is now online, great, ohhhhhhhh you made it a lot longer didn't you?
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teen witch posted:If I see seggs or unalive one more goddamn time For real. In a related complaint, the other day I heard the term "glaze" in the context of just any other term to describe a wholesome moment where someone hyped up someone else. It's pretty astounding to me that the Internet facilitates linguistic memery at such a rate that like a year after it's first use the origin of such a term is so wholly forgotten that I've heard people of all ages use it without a second thought. It's kinda like how everyone reacts with "nice" to 69 as force of habit but with no acknowledgement of what it means.
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Saganlives posted:In a related complaint, the other day I heard the term "glaze" Glizzys, meaning hotdogs
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Cyril Sneer posted:Glizzys, meaning hotdogs In the sense that glizzy is glazed with mustard
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here's some fresh evil. https://www.newsday.com/long-island/nassau/disney-restaurant-carle-place-physician-allergy-gcgv997y Disney+ streaming terms mean lawsuit after LI doc Kanokporn Tangsuan's food allergy death must be tossed, Disney says quote:Disney has asked a Florida court to dismiss a wrongful death lawsuit filed by the husband of a Carle Place physician who suffered a fatal allergic reaction after eating at a Disney Springs restaurant.
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lol wow their lawyer must’ve grinned from ear to ear when they connected those dots
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There is no way that kind of horse poo poo actually holds up in court, right? ...Right?
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:There is no way that kind of horse poo poo actually holds up in court, right? ...Right? if you agree to use my cat as an arbitrator in any future disputes between us, I will tell you
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:There is no way that kind of horse poo poo actually holds up in court, right? ...Right? I feel like they're putting their terms of service at risk with this. Seems like it wouldn't be worth it but what do I know I'm a sane person who thinks terms of services as are mostly used these days are bullshit.
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:There is no way that kind of horse poo poo actually holds up in court, right? ...Right? I think so long as the person understands the terms front and center in big bold letters, it can be used. Most of these with weird poo poo that is buried gets tossed. Im a level 78 google expert.
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:There is no way that kind of horse poo poo actually holds up in court, right? ...Right? Almost certainly not. There's like 230 countries on Earth. What are the odds Disney is located in the one where businesses have more rights than people?
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