Panic! at the Dispo

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Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Areola Grande posted:

I'm headed in to work 7 hours. Keep me in you are thoughts today the yob

I'll be sending you positive waves. This could be the one time that "What a rush!" is not a good thing.

# ? Apr 20, 2025 21:28

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# ? Nov 7, 2025 23:48

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

I'll be sending you positive waves. This could be the one time that "What a rush!" is not a good thing.

It's slow as hell. Weirdest 4/20 ever so far :shrug:

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Apr 20, 2025 23:05

peanut

Like, the weekend before christmas at Costco is madness, but actually Christmas eve and day are quiet.

# ? Apr 21, 2025 01:23

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

there's no power so I don't have to sell weed today :peanut:

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Apr 30, 2025 19:52

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

holding my wizard crystal ball to the sun to light some pipeweed

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Apr 30, 2025 19:59

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

summoning a minor black hole in order to bend and focus light so that my dynavap clicks

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Apr 30, 2025 20:00

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

Yesterday. all my sober memories seem so far away

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Jun 7, 2025 11:26

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

I'm at work. There was a big storm with 80mph winds. We're closed because there's no internet and only auxiliary power.

Apparently I'm better off here than at home though. My roommate says our house is totally without power AND a tree fell on it.

Panic! at the dispo :negative:

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# ? Jun 29, 2025 23:43

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

maybe I'll just stay the night here and sleep on a pillow of nugs

# ? Jun 29, 2025 23:45

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Stay safe, AG

# ? Jun 30, 2025 00:25

RavenousScoot

Buttchocks posted:

Stay safe, AG

seconded, holy poo poo

thank you ron color+ChubbyChecker :^))

# ? Jun 30, 2025 00:41

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

thanks homies. I'm home now. it's hot and dark but safe enough. my roof seems more or less intact

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Jun 30, 2025 01:38

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

that's good. scary.

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Jun 30, 2025 01:42

LifeSunDeath: still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Weed heals all wounds. And structural damage.

# ? Jun 30, 2025 19:40

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

today the price dropped on our Triple Burger flower. It's 34% THC w/ 3.2 total terpenes. anyways I decided to push that poo poo hard and the customers bought it in spades.

then I got home and smoked a little. it wasn't chill it was hard drugs.

now I'm realizing I pushed that poo poo all day to whomever walked into my dispo just b/c I wanted to get folks high. there were many college girls, old ladies and men etc.

If this poo poo gave me a spiritual crisis then I can only imagine what it did to those Innocents lmao 🤙

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Jul 25, 2025 09:26

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

Panic! at the dispo lol

# ? Jul 25, 2025 09:29

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I suggest you try all of your merchandise before selling it. Sample each package too, for statistical QA.

# ? Jul 25, 2025 13:04

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

lol no thanks
one time I took a bong rip and immediately thought, "did i just smoke loving salvia?" cause it was about to be a bad time.
had to sit in bed and stare at the sheet for like 3 hours.
Musta just been some loco weed.

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Jul 25, 2025 19:28

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

BRAG POST ABOUT ME AT WORK :ducksiren:

2day I went above and beyond while working the dispo. I got a customer who had just had 2 teeth extracted and seemed like he was in a world of pain.

he wanted strong gummies to take his mind off the pain and a good indica vape cart but also he was understandably worried about dry socket. this guy was doing the pee pee dance but from dental pain.

t'was then that I had a perfect idea.

two months ago my dispo received a handful of new and novel Pulsar™ vape batteries.

the most novel one had a built in fan for those who need to blast vapor into the room/their mouth :confused:

idk.

I rarely use it because it's big and kinda unweildy.

I also sold him some 1:1 CBD/THC gummies for actual pain relief/impairment.

THEN I sold him a 1g sleepy indica vape cart and instructed him to install the cart in the aforementioned Pulsar™ Jetpack® which I then sold to him out of my car since my dispo was out of them. I basically gave it away because he was at that point quite short on cash.

when u flip the lid on the pictured battery it just blows clouds. I hope that guy remembers me

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Jul 30, 2025 07:04

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

anyways I bought that weird vape battery 2 months ago and every since I've been wondering who the target market could possibly be for such a strange fan-driven battery. and now I know.

:dbuddy:

🔋

# ? Jul 30, 2025 07:29

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

wow, that rules. you did good. i wish I had known about those when I had some teeth pulled.

I just awkwardly "breathed" joints instead of sucking on em lol

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Jul 30, 2025 17:06

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

Sarah Cenia posted:

wow, that rules. you did good. i wish I had known about those when I had some teeth pulled.

I just awkwardly "breathed" joints instead of sucking on em lol

I'm packing one so I too may breathe a bifter on the morrow. It should be a fairly slow day due to a nearby bridge demolition. Now all those fools can't get here lol. Chillax! at the dispo

:rznv:

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Aug 12, 2025 09:56

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

GAS LEAK ALERT :ducksiren:

if u see it, buy it 🔥🔥🔥

tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

# ? Aug 12, 2025 10:12

zero dark titty: it's a free country u pervs

Today my beloved chill rear end boss was permanently dismissed by our corporate overlords. Nobody knows why but she's the reason we all work there so today was a sombre one. I saw many shocked expressions.

I've never had a cool boss before I met her. Sorrow. at the dispo :ohdear: