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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3836018

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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
I'm told I need to dress up for Halloween. It needs to be a movie/tv show character.

I'm considering The Dude.

I've already got a terrycloth robe and a generally slovenly style. the very noticable beer gut tells all onlookers that I'm accustomed to good times.

what am I missing. :thunkin:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Barney Miller

Escape From Noise



Areola Grande posted:

I'm told I need to dress up for Halloween. It needs to be a movie/tv show character.

I'm considering The Dude.

I've already got a terrycloth robe and a generally slovenly style. the very noticable beer gut tells all onlookers that I'm accustomed to good times.

what am I missing. :thunkin:

Shades and a beverage

Emo Szyslak

being the dude gives you an excuse to pound white russians too

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Escape From Noise posted:

Shades and a beverage

good call. also gonna need a wig :thunk:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Scuba Trooper posted:

being the dude gives you an excuse to pound white russians too

my work nickname is the Milk Man so that works out nicely. i'm always poundin that calcium






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

RavenousScoot

the dude or the postal dude either sound like the free bingo space, get it



thank you ron color+ChubbyChecker :^))

RavenousScoot

i m a postal dude free bingo space i should get it



thank you ron color+ChubbyChecker :^))

Emo Szyslak

the dude never goes out of style imo.

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

RavenousScoot posted:

the dude or the postal dude either sound like the free bingo space, get it

:goofy: wat

zero dark titty fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Oct 14, 2023

Emo Szyslak

the dude...abides.

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Scuba Trooper posted:

the dude...abides.

that's just like, your opinion man.






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

RavenousScoot


get it as in :getin:



thank you ron color+ChubbyChecker :^))

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
sorry i've never heard of a postal dude but i googled it and now i get it

RavenousScoot

Areola Grande posted:

sorry i've never heard of a postal dude but i googled it and now i get it

it is a south park type of irreverant fps that is a time capsule of the immediate post 9/11 era that I like more than it deserves
but only the 2nd game


...

only the 2nd :^(



thank you ron color+ChubbyChecker :^))

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
I'm gonna wear this at work tomorrow. I wonder what ppl will ask me if at all

:thunkin:



stay posted ITT :grin:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
today I got a free we'd soda pop can. 25mg hits hard and fast and then it fades fast too. such is the nature of normal dose marijuana fizzy drink



we carry quadruple dosed ones too :psyboom:

more falafel please

forums poster

i went to a different dispo than i normally do and it was way nicer in there. my normal one is more like a weed warehouse




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

more falafel please posted:

i went to a different dispo than i normally do and it was way nicer in there. my normal one is more like a weed warehouse

mine is like an apple store

Escape From Noise



more falafel please posted:

i went to a different dispo than i normally do and it was way nicer in there. my normal one is more like a weed warehouse

...so come on down to The Weed Warehouse!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

more falafel please posted:

i went to a different dispo than i normally do and it was way nicer in there. my normal one is more like a weed warehouse

Do they close off entire aisles so they can load massive bales of weed onto the shelves with a fork lift?

more falafel please

forums poster

Escape From Noise posted:

...so come on down to The Weed Warehouse!

the funny thing is my local is called Ascend by Modern Cannabis




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






more falafel please

forums poster

Barking Gecko posted:

Do they close off entire aisles so they can load massive bales of weed onto the shelves with a fork lift?

no they have a dumbwaiter that brings your order up in a rubbermaid container from the basement where the weed is to the counter where they spread your $20s out for the camera like it's a casino




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

more falafel please posted:

no they have a dumbwaiter that brings your order up in a rubbermaid container from the basement where the weed is to the counter where they spread your $20s out for the camera like it's a casino

a vertical dispo?!?! now i've heard it all :pusheen:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

Escape From Noise



more falafel please posted:

the funny thing is my local is called Ascend by Modern Cannabis

rear end-End by Modern Cannabis

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

more falafel please posted:

the funny thing is my local is called Ascend by Modern Cannabis

Ascend makes sense, since the weed ascends from the depths of the dispo and into ur hot lil hands

Visions of Valerie

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...


more falafel please posted:

i went to a different dispo than i normally do and it was way nicer in there. my normal one is more like a weed warehouse

Weed Warehouse is the name of my new stoner metal band

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Randy Travesty posted:

I chimed in with the, "haven't you people ever heard of bringing your ID, cash and ideas of what you want through the door, no?" It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and affective sobriety. Otherwise they won't sell you weed, dickass.

this. now more than ever. that new job smell is quickly fading after 5 months

:puckout: teh old weed job sparkle and fade






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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
lots of felons looking for work earlier today. my college town has become Legal Weed City yet still crimey feeling. strange new world here in Missouri.

any hoo, goodnight friends and country orbs :mexico:






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111023_6
i can't wait for the security guards to go to skid row

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

111023_6 posted:

i can't wait for the security guards to go to skid row

:frogleave:

111123_3

Security Guard Lover

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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
today a dude bought one doobie and then asked if we had any of that Armpit rear end in a top hat that's been going around

...:goofy:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

baka fwocka fwame



Areola Grande posted:

today a dude bought one doobie and then asked if we had any of that Armpit rear end in a top hat that's been going around

...:goofy:

i shouldve thought of that one


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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Hello yes I would like to purchase some Literal Chunks Of poo poo From An Unwashed Butt brand marijuana please. I hear it's very popular.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Buttchocks posted:

Hello yes I would like to purchase some Literal Chunks Of poo poo From An Unwashed Butt brand marijuana please. I hear it's very popular.

Reminds me of the hot sauce names that my friends buy, like rear end Demolisher, poo poo Hole Explosion or The Devil's Load


111323_4
Eat the poo poo. It is your only Choice.

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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
today is black friday at my dispo. pray for me the yob

:pray:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Areola Grande posted:

today is black friday at my dispo. pray for me the yob

:pray:

Good luck. I suggest edibles. Lots of edibles.

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