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Randy Travesty posted:i am genuinely not sure that's legal in the state lol nah i spend most of my time seated and greeting. dealing with angry olds is all i have 2 do. it's the young budtenders who i feel sorry for. them and the customers. it's hard to sit by and helplessy watch the reputation of this place crumble 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjxHjtpSnnE this vape battery supports 2 vape carts at a time. u can use the lil switch on the bottom to choose cart 1, cart 2, or combine them both. these things are flying off the shelf so i bought the last one. expect my review soon ITT 
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Sep 11, 2024 23:28
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i'ma put a sativa in slot 1 and an indica in slot 2 
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Sep 11, 2024 23:32
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alternately i guess u could put 2 chili dogs in there instead 
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Indica and sativa are bullshit designations and utterly meaningless. Terpenes also have truly zero effect, they are canaries in the coal mine for the cannabinoids that have actual effects. Also I highly recommend the Starship if you want to pull carts. You can also just use 3 of the included whole concentrate pots. Goonspeed! You weed emperor.
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Just smoke a Camberwell Carrot as God intended IMHO. 
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Randy Travesty posted:Indica and sativa are bullshit designations and utterly meaningless. Terpenes also have truly zero effect, they are canaries in the coal mine for the cannabinoids that have actual effects. disagree I got sampled out a ROVE Dream cart the other day and it bugged me out w/ sativa energy. Blue dream + Strawb cough.
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Randy Travesty posted:Also I highly recommend the Starship if you want to pull carts. You can also just use 3 of the included whole concentrate pots. Goonspeed! You weed emperor. Good suggestion so I took a gander. 3 carts might be one too many plus it looks like and is the size of a penis pump lol. I'm not THAT into cartridges |
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Areola Grande posted:Good suggestion so I took a gander. 3 carts might be one too many plus it looks like and is the size of a penis pump lol. I'm not THAT into cartridges What if it was also a penis pump? |
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I present the Sir Eel™ Doppelganger dual vape cartridge battery     on the left in slot 1 we have a mai-tai tasting Sweet Island Skunk sativa cart. on the right in slot 2 is our Querkle indica cart which tastes of grapes.  switch right for island sativa. switch left for grape indica. middle switch position gives u both at once for a homemade hybrid mixer. crank that voltage down to 24v when mixing both for a low, slow trip to flavor country 
zero dark titty fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Sep 12, 2024
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Escape From Noise posted:What if it was also a penis pump?  that would certainly sweeten the pot 
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Sep 12, 2024 08:52
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two Hell's Angels just walked into my dispo 
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advice? panic at the dispo!
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nvm they bought a bunch of weed and left. nice fellas |
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Buttchocks posted:mummy powder are these real strains u encountered or is this another beautiful haiku
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I made those up. You should totally market them. |
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There are a lot of user names on SA that would make good weed strain names. |
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Barking Gecko posted:There are a lot of user names on SA that would make good weed strain names. and urs is chief among them |
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Kief Among 'Em
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:Kief Among 'Em not bad but it might come off as pretentious |
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i went to the local dispensary a few days ago and they had a little bowl of fun-size candy for customers to pick one from i got good brownies and some M&Ms 
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:i went to the local dispensary a few days ago and they had a little bowl of fun-size candy for customers to pick one from we'll do anything to attract ppl. mine sells CBD dog treats  now that u mention it maybe free candy is a good idea. then again if u do that they expect free candy forever and then it becomes part of the budget I used to be a banker so I've got a thousand mile stare when it comes to dishing out dum-dums 
zero dark titty fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Oct 15, 2024
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Areola Grande posted:we'll do anything to attract ppl. mine sells CBD dog treats oh yeah they don't have this year-round. the little note that says "take one" has bats and ghoulies on it so it's definitely an october-only thing
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:oh yeah they don't have this year-round. the little note that says "take one" has bats and ghoulies on it so it's definitely an october-only thing this probably should've occurred to me given the time of year. can u guess why it didn't? 
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these customers keep tryna engage me in election talk. what's a good way 2 deflect these attempts. i just wanna play some reggae and sell weed sheesh
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my weed store is just like byob in that we aren't allowed to discuss politics or religion. i think that's a good thing. sometimes i just straight up tell these mfers "no comment". having said that i need a better ice breaker. what's a good segway/joke for this
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Nov 6, 2024 00:18
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sell a weed brand called "The Fourth Party" and say it's the only politics allowed in the store. |
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Buttchocks posted:sell a weed brand called "The Fourth Party" and say it's the only politics allowed in the store. fourthmeal partnership w/ the taco bell next door
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Tonight a scrawny black haired lady walked into my store with a moving hat of some kind. I only got a darting glance before scanning her ID. Upon looking up I saw again the thing my eyes were hoping not to see a second time. clinging to the right side of her grinning face and black hair was a black spider monkey. It blended in like a hat with a winking face. before I gave her a chance to explain her stupid support animal schpiel I radioed a manager to make it official. people man. you give them legal weed and they test and thank you at the same time. this gives them a license to get weird as gently caress it seems By the way I later learned it's illegal to own a primate in my state so I guess my judgement was sound. idk anymore
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I gotta use thc-a disposable vapes from around the corner until we finally do legal >____> u can always find a guy that knows a guy but the stores can be neat
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I went to the weed store the other day and bought weed and now I'm smoking it.
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Areola Grande posted:I present the Sir Eel™ Doppelganger dual vape cartridge battery  I know this is old but, wonders never cease. |
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Yiggy posted:
I've got it loaded w/ two live rosin sauce carts atm. I'm high as poo poo! 
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Nov 27, 2024 22:51
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happy thanksgiving from the weed store front desk 
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A bag of Pilgrim Dream, please. |
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Buttchocks posted:A bag of Pilgrim Dream, please. we're sold out of that but we have plenty of cranberry diamonds n sauce left |
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Nov 29, 2024 02:02
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hi yeah uh i'd like a half of "danksgiving winner" thanks
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thot leadership posted:hi yeah uh i'd like a half of "danksgiving winner" thanks u got it. my shift is up now. wanna go to my apartment and get basted in the kitchen?
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