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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Areola Grande posted:

today is black friday at my dispo. pray for me the yob

:pray:

it's happening again

:negative:






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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Areola Grande posted:

it's happening again

:negative:

:2bong: Good luck. Maybe you could demo some of your products?

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Barking Gecko posted:

:2bong: Good luck. Maybe you could demo some of your products?

yes i can see me doing some gummy taste testing very soon...

thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


hi yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a qp of "seattle thunderfuck"


zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

thot leadership posted:

hi yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a qp of "seattle thunderfuck"

they recently changed Alaskan Thunderfuck to just plain Alaskan Thunder. in an effort to be more family friendly i guess?? at the weed store???

:dafuq:






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Chappell Groan

:killing:


:imgay:
:justtrans:
the vital "very serious person who also smokes weed" demographic is satiated by the removal of the gently caress

more falafel please

forums poster

we need to make weed cringe again. weed should be blacklight posters of a weird alien and bubble lettering saying "'DOPE' TO MEET YA..."

now it's natural finished white oak and ceramic with a pothos in it, or maybe a fake ivy wall with fake neon that says like "yes we cannabis" so you can post it to instagram




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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

more falafel please posted:

we need to make weed cringe again. weed should be blacklight posters of a weird alien and bubble lettering saying "'DOPE' TO MEET YA..."

"TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER" is the one I remember lol

more falafel please

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also a glass handpipe should cost like $70 :corsair:




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

more falafel please posted:

also a glass handpipe should cost like $70 :corsair:

the ones in my store only cost :10bux:

:shrug:

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
anyways Black Friday was nuts. our customers tipped us a total of one thousand bucks.

I'm glad it's over :mildpanic:






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more falafel please

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Areola Grande posted:

the ones in my store only cost :10bux:

:shrug:

yeah theyre mass produced now i think. anyway head shops should sell poppers and salvia and be called HAPPY DAZE again with the bubble letters




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

more falafel please posted:

yeah theyre mass produced now i think. anyway head shops should sell poppers and salvia and be called HAPPY DAZE again with the bubble letters

head shops yes. dispos no. getting folks blasted is srs business. my dispo is fairly austere.

having said that, we do have a Snoop Dogg elf on the shelf

:thunkin:






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thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


more falafel please posted:

yeah theyre mass produced now i think. anyway head shops should sell poppers and salvia and be called HAPPY DAZE again with the bubble letters

These exist already. Sunshine Daydream exists lol.


zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
today with the assistance of a lead budtender who is half my age I enforced a ban. It's been a while since I've done this.

when enforcing a ban u must be polite so as to avoid hurt feelings which could lead to a violent confrontation. In ur goon brain ur dying to ask the banned guy how he managed to gently caress up so bad as 2 get banned from the single most chill dispo in town, but in the end u don't ask that b/c ur a goddamn corporate professional and that would only lead to further dramatic convo.

luckily w/ our powerhouse customer service skills we won in the end and nobody's life was threatened :sweatdrop:

I hate drama so I'm glad that's over but not glad that I'm posting about it at an ungodly hour. That usually means I'm bothered

Panic! at the Dispo

zero dark titty fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Dec 2, 2024






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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
at the end of the whole ordeal I did a thing which is nearly impossible when ur both horrified by confrontation and pissed off at your retail job and all it entails. Not to mention fried on live rosin dabs from a cartridge in ur car.

after confirming the ban by phone I looked this intimidating man in eyes and said, "You're banned. I'm sorry."

coldest poo poo I've ever done :chord:

I'm a pussy by nature lol






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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Macnult posted:

you.. "enjoyed" it? i'm sorry, sir, but that sounds a little 'recreational' and we are a full on medical dispensary. i'm gonna have to confiscate your $60 eighth of Strawberry Cum Fart

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Areola Grande posted:

status update: I've got the next two days off so that chair can eat a fat rear end as far as I'm concerned 🤙






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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
:knope:

thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


Areola Grande posted:

how he managed to gently caress up so bad as 2 get banned from the single most chill dispo in town

Panic! at the Dispo

Genuinely my question. Your dispo is like, the nicest. Wtf. Lol.

I've been in there blitzed to poo poo.


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Did not use correct punctuation when ordering.

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
you did good ag, that sucks.






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peanut

"pokemon or pharmaceutical" name game but it's "weed strain or racing horse"

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

peanut posted:

"pokemon or pharmaceutical" name game but it's "weed strain or racing horse"

Manure Spreader
Gelding Machine
Cash Eraser
Get Off Me, Little Man!

zero dark titty

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Sweat Helmet
Stinky Pinky
Alien Technology
Clementine

Anderson Koopa

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Areola Grande posted:

my weed store is just like byob in that we aren't allowed to discuss politics or religion. i think that's a good thing.

sometimes i just straight up tell these mfers "no comment". having said that i need a better ice breaker. what's a good segway/joke for this :thunk:

I've found if you reply with, "That's a personal question". It puts the onus back onto the person asking the question why they want to know.



Thanks to nesamdoom for this awesome sig



Thanks deep dish peat moss!

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Anderson Koopa posted:

I've found if you reply with, "That's a personal question". It puts the onus back onto the person asking the question why they want to know.

I like this. Ppl often ask me narc-rear end questions like am I as high as I look. You've given me the perfect response. Thanks!






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Anderson Koopa

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Areola Grande posted:

I like this. Ppl often ask me narc-rear end questions like am I as high as I look. You've given me the perfect response. Thanks!

:tipshat:

Another one I got from the same guy is, "There's people that can see the darker side of world peace." Things can suck, but there might still be some positives to be found if you look for them. Apologies for the derail!



Thanks to nesamdoom for this awesome sig



Thanks deep dish peat moss!

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

peanut posted:

"pokemon or pharmaceutical" name game but it's "weed strain or racing horse"

this deserves its own thread






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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Buttchocks posted:

Cash Eraser

:negative: but also lol

zero dark titty

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bunp

ZemblaRex

by Pragmatica
i'm glad weed is legal here, but my town is now stuffed to the gills with dispensaries. it's really wild how it's just changed the whole retail landscape so much

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Yiggy

In my town my old dispo went out of business. There were two across the street w/in a block or two. I started going to one of them. A fourth dispo eventually moved into the old unit before anyone else leased it. A ridiculous density of dispensaries and an oversupply of cannabis since we can't export across state lines. Its honestly been great for prices though.

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Yiggy

At some point I'd love to see someone go over the numbers of whats been commercially available and to see what the common genetics are. I run into GMO alot. Cherry pie seems like it gets crossed into everything. I usually find one of those in the indica strains they have for sale locally but my preference is playing into that no doubt. I don't buy sativa as much, whats the common genetics on that side? Limonene-y strains I'd expect?

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Yiggy posted:

At some point I'd love to see someone go over the numbers of whats been commercially available and to see what the common genetics are. I run into GMO alot. Cherry pie seems like it gets crossed into everything. I usually find one of those in the indica strains they have for sale locally but my preference is playing into that no doubt. I don't buy sativa as much, whats the common genetics on that side? Limonene-y strains I'd expect?



GMO story of my life yo :rznv:






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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
I've never seen or heard of Cherry Pie :shrug:

love me some Tropicana Cherry though :stwoon:

Yiggy

Areola Grande posted:

I've never seen or heard of Cherry Pie :shrug:

love me some Tropicana Cherry though :stwoon:

It may be a west coast thing, cookies genetics just radiates from california outward. Girl scout cookies ends up in a lot of stuff out here too. Both of those are F1 durb crosses. I like to go on leafly when I get back from dispo and read up when I can find the info and I feel like whenever I scratch the surface I see a lot of F1 durb and jigga genetics in the lineage.

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Yiggy posted:

It may be a west coast thing, cookies genetics just radiates from california outward. Girl scout cookies ends up in a lot of stuff out here too. Both of those are F1 durb crosses. I like to go on leafly when I get back from dispo and read up when I can find the info and I feel like whenever I scratch the surface I see a lot of F1 durb and jigga genetics in the lineage.

national brands like Cookies and Stiiizy have seed stores. Missouri dispos like mine join these national brands then grow those Cali seeds in Missouri soil. Missouri weed must, by law, be grown on Missouri land. Having said that I get GMO and cookies genetics all the time. Just never heard of Cherry Pie is all :shrug:






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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
anyways it's xmas eve. panic at the dispo I guess :smithfrog:

:rodimus:

zero dark titty fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Dec 24, 2024






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