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wologar
Feb 11, 2014

Zoya posted:

every time you post is a treat for my eyes :craboot:

:wink:
:wmwink:

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Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Anyone want some fight before turbo? I've got some extra fight here and I'm not sure what to do with it.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Somberbrero posted:

Anyone want some fight before turbo? I've got some extra fight here and I'm not sure what to do with it.

I keep saying I want to fight you.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

CubicalSucrose posted:

I keep saying I want to fight you.

It just feels less sporting and with people hesitating I think like there are better targets but ##challenge cubicalsucrose no one said enlightenment would be easy, reach heaven through violence.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Somberbrero posted:

It just feels less sporting and with people hesitating I think like there are better targets but ##challenge cubicalsucrose no one said enlightenment would be easy, reach heaven through violence.

##accept

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
oh no, a fight, i hope no one gets hurt

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation

Somberbrero posted:

##challenge cubicalsucrose

The challengers meet in a temple's courtyard, each ready to show what they are capable of. Their gazes meet, their eyes locking together as if their minds were the only ones present. No words are spoken. Not a single breath is wasted. It is somberbrero, the younger of the two, who moves first, his hand moving in a motion so fast the human eye can hardly follow.

And yet, the elder sees it coming. He dodges out of the way just as the younger man's fist slams into the wall behind him.

CubicalSucrose is no longer smiling. His gaze has turned serious. The younger man, though he tries, cannot hide the surprise on his face. He strikes again, and again, but his opponent is not so easily beaten. The man has more experience, he's seen things, he's lived things the younger man can't even imagine. And yet... when he goes for a strike, the younger man catches his hand. He grips his wrist tightly, holding him in place. And the older man struggles against his grip, but ultimately wrenches free. They continue to trade heavy blows, putting all their bodies can muster into the fight - and when the dust settles, both are too exhausted to carry on.


The duel has ended with the challengers being equally matched!

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.

if you hurt my teammate there's gonna be hell to pay cube!!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
wow, im so glad nobody got hurt 🥹

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
phew

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
who doesn't love a healthy bout of horseplay?

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Somberbrero posted:

It just feels less sporting and with people hesitating I think like there are better targets but ##challenge cubicalsucrose no one said enlightenment would be easy, reach heaven through violence.


Zoya posted:

if you hurt my teammate there's gonna be hell to pay cube!!

Good, honorable fight.

I'm up for more. JS, you want to rumble with a second round?

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Yeah I don't trust this.

##challenge: Maugrim

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

CubicalSucrose posted:

Good, honorable fight.

I'm up for more. JS, you want to rumble with a second round?

Oh I guess you're blocked until tomorrow. We shall fight again on the morrow!

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
So cube is town and has some sort of mechanic that charges based on duels fought, got it

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


..Also I feel like PMom's claim and that bandwagon is turbo bait and scum's already riding it.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

PlasticAutomaton posted:

Yeah I don't trust this.

##challenge: Maugrim

Oh hello

I of course ##Accept as it is logical to do

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.

PlasticAutomaton posted:

..Also I feel like PMom's claim and that bandwagon is turbo bait and scum's already riding it.

i'd say this too if my teammate was at -3

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

PlasticAutomaton posted:

..Also I feel like PMom's claim and that bandwagon is turbo bait and scum's already riding it.

It seems virtually certain that is a scum or two in that group of six yeah, but I dunno how much that truly helps. Hard for me to parse the newbie votes from the scummy votes.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
Pmom turbo is ridiculous and I'll have no part of it

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


I'm pretty sure Pmom has started the game by claiming VT in every single game I've played with them so lol

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD



PlasticAutomaton posted:

I'm pretty sure Pmom has started the game by claiming VT in every single game I've played with them so lol

Pst, what does VT mean in this context?

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Vanilla Town.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

PlasticAutomaton posted:

I'm pretty sure Pmom has started the game by claiming VT in every single game I've played with them so lol

I think it would be funny that HCT said "we'll give this day a longer deadline" and then have it end in like 6 hours.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

PlasticAutomaton posted:

I'm pretty sure Pmom has started the game by claiming VT in every single game I've played with them so lol

it's a silly gimmick but sometimes it manages to short-circuit "joke phase" entirely so who knows if it's good or bad

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation

PlasticAutomaton posted:

##challenge: Maugrim

Maugrim posted:

I of course ##Accept as it is logical to do

The two combatants square off against each other in a grassy clearing, their katanas at the ready. Maugrim's face is set in a scowl, his brows knitted together in concentration. His opponent is the very picture of composure, his features as tranquil as the still waters of a pond. The duelists stare at each other, gathering their focus, seeking out their opponent's weak point.

It's over as if in a flash. Steel flashes in the sun as their swords clash, the ringing of steel on steel echoing through the forest. PlasticAutomaton is the first to strike, a low slash aimed at his opponent's thigh, but the other blocks the attack easily. The second follows the first, the third, and then the fourth. They're too quick for Maugrim to keep track of, but he can't allow himself to falter, not now. He's already lost track of his opponent's sword, and he knows it's only a matter of time before he strikes true.

Both fighters decide at the same instant to go for a final strike, and each blade stops an inch from the other's throat, simultaneously. A tense moment passes before the two nod - very carefully - at each other, acknowledging the other's skill.


The duel has ended with the challengers being equally matched!

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


:confuoot:

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Anyways Josef and Circl both look scummy to me off their initial votes.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
stop fighting :'(

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Snooze Cruise posted:

stop fighting :'(

Them's fightin' words. Want to duel since we're unlikely to face each other in the SAW arena?

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
lol maugrim is still dishonored cuz he didn't win

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow.

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


##vote: Circl

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

CubicalSucrose posted:

I think it would be funny that HCT said "we'll give this day a longer deadline" and then have it end in like 6 hours.

Yes.

Maugrim posted:

Pmom turbo is ridiculous and I'll have no part of it

No.

PlasticAutomaton posted:

Anyways Josef and Circl both look scummy to me off their initial votes.

Maybe.

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

Pinterest Mom posted:

it's a silly gimmick but sometimes it manages to short-circuit "joke phase" entirely so who knows if it's good or bad

It's bad hth.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Must be a day that ends in Y.

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


CirclMastr posted:

Must be a day that ends in Y.

Love you, Circl!

SporkChan
Oct 20, 2010

One day I will proofread my posts well, but today is not that day.
##challenge: Snooze

She knows why.

SporkChan
Oct 20, 2010

One day I will proofread my posts well, but today is not that day.
[quote="SporkChan" post="534608236"]
##challenge: Snooze

She knows why.
[quote]

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i refuse

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