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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
What's new, Buenos Aires?!
I'm new!
I wanna say I'm just a little Trump on you!
You'll Trump on me too!

I get out here, Buenos Aires!
Stand back!
You oughta know whatcha gonna get in me!
Just a little touch of Trump quality!

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
I said i could pay both my rents by the 24th, and i can, but it'd actually be the 27th due to payroll being delayed and this is the third excuse im using for why im late and im wondering if theyd go for it. Payroll is delayed due to thanksgiving and i forgot its this week

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
Someone change my pirate kitty

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
change it to a trump

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

I said i could pay both my rents by the 24th, and i can, but it'd actually be the 27th due to payroll being delayed and this is the third excuse im using for why im late and im wondering if theyd go for it. Payroll is delayed due to thanksgiving and i forgot its this week

generally they would rather deal with a delay in getting paid than deal with all the poo poo involved in kicking someone out and getting a new tenant

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Buddykins posted:

change it to a trump

I changed it, but only slightly. See if you can spot the difference

111923_4
Nov 20, 2023
basic personal freedom, a functional society, etc

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111923_4
Nov 20, 2023
i can't even see your responses

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
wb can you buy buddykins ana vatar

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

Shifty Nipples posted:

generally they would rather deal with a delay in getting paid than deal with all the poo poo involved in kicking someone out and getting a new tenant

thats what a good friend of mine told me and it eased my anxiety so loving much and apparently it's true. I just get so drat scared saying it because I feel like they just roll their eyes and don't believe me

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

RealityWarCriminal posted:

wb can you buy buddykins ana vatar

this please

111923_4
Nov 20, 2023
i have to keep requesting to have the terminator kept up to speed?!??

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Filthy Hans posted:

why is it that whenever Stan Kelly puts a pun into one of his Kelly cartoons everyone lines up to lick his rear end for being the only cartoonist who doesn't suck, but when I post tweets of somebody else's puns I endure such unjustly harsh criticism

because Stan Kelly is funny

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
give me a nightclub kitty. I work for a french owned concept that is painfully french.

111923_4
Nov 20, 2023
india fails to recognize an n-level admin

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
give the kitty a beret but also rave glasses or whatever

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



Buddykins posted:

give me a nightclub kitty. I work for a french owned concept that is painfully french.

owned by the concept of the French

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Oof

111923_4
Nov 20, 2023

think of the amount of Property these people rule over

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Is numbers guy Alec or...

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
We had all our investors and the owner in yesterday and it was like one of those fancy european parties where everyone has different accents and are all world traveled

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
they all looked like they belonged in those fancy artsy porn videos where people gently caress by a pool overlooking a valley and poo poo

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

Is numbers guy Alec or...

guy who tried to sue the forum/jeff

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



https://x.com/hezbolsonaro/status/1726409086584176750?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
didn't know Alec sued the forums..

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Buddykins posted:

they all looked like they belonged in those fancy artsy porn videos where people gently caress by a pool overlooking a valley and poo poo

Don't watch porn so I'll take your word for it

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

RandomBlue posted:

because Stan Kelly is funny

Ahem - stan kelly is a piece of poo poo; ward sutton, however, is very funny

111923_5
Nov 20, 2023
stream settings are all hosed up

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

blackhawk helicopters are loud


just fyi fwiw

111923_5
Nov 20, 2023
does everything start broken?

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

111923_5 posted:

stream settings are all hosed up

dude

111923_5
Nov 20, 2023
the terminator's settings prefer loud

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

alnilam posted:

Ahem - stan kelly is a piece of poo poo; ward sutton, however, is very funny

shut up nerd

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Buddykins posted:

I said i could pay both my rents by the 24th, and i can, but it'd actually be the 27th due to payroll being delayed and this is the third excuse im using for why im late and im wondering if theyd go for it. Payroll is delayed due to thanksgiving and i forgot its this week

Buddykins "payroll is delayed I'm sorry" is **illegal** and you need to stop working for criminals

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
And Argentina had a choice between "I know things have been bad for 30 years so what I propose is doing even more of the same poo poo" and "I am insane", so, you know

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

emfive posted:

Buddykins "payroll is delayed I'm sorry" is **illegal** and you need to stop working for criminals

yessir

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar
it’s extremely funny the rest of the world saw us elect trump and collectively concluded “give us that poo poo too”. trash planet, humanity is garbage

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



im glad milei 'll have more time to make more date number post accounts in cspam, now that the election is over

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

crime fighting hog posted:

FAT virtual ASSES

so many pixels

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Louisgod posted:

it’s extremely funny the rest of the world saw us elect trump and collectively concluded “give us that poo poo too”. trash planet, humanity is garbage

Seems bad

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