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The Times of Israel has had multiple stories in the last weeks exposing the lurid outline of Hamas's brutal plans of total conquest, uncovered as the IDF proceeds further into Gaza. All of it is, of course, obviously silly and non-serious. "IDF uncovers Hamas plot to seize Knesset!!"; "How Hamas planned to push through to the West Bank and start a wider war—what YOU need to know!!!"; "Video recording exposes Hamas leader's plan to escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by And this is one of the centrist/liberal papers.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 03:14 |
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I don’t think that a “Hamas base” can fit inside of a child’s bedroom. Not even in DJT’s Manhattan penthouse. It violates Euclidean geometry.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 03:14 |
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Platystemon posted:I don’t think that a “Hamas base” can fit inside of a child’s bedroom. Not even in DJT’s Manhattan penthouse. It violates Euclidean geometry. Breaking: Hamas in league with Great Old Ones to bring about the End of All
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 04:17 |
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The IDF assaulted NPR journalists in the West Bank and kidnapped the farmer they were interviewing.quote:It's morning as our NPR team is traveling from Tel Aviv to the West Bank to see a small town called Deir Istiya, and to meet a 54-year-old farmer named Ayoub Abuhejleh. Like many Palestinians in the West Bank, he tells us he hasn't been able to access his land and harvest his olives. https://www.npr.org/2023/11/13/1211987812/israel-hamas-west-bank-gaza-war-conflict-idf
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 04:32 |
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2cent bet those 'big assault-style' items were m4 supplied by uncle Sam gratis. What a time to be alive* if american yournalists are staring down american made, american paid, american provided guns being aimed at them. *put some good words here yourself. I'm to sad.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 07:15 |
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Seems like an obvious consequence of the "journalist participation" misinfo that was pasted all over twitter.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 16:29 |
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https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1724264696914616681?t=pc1KZiYLF-MTdRYacmSksw&s=19 Just Congressional Dem leadership cozying up to the most insane and bloodthirsty people on the planet.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 18:30 |
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Uhh... https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1724392576516600204?s=20 quote:Shaylee Atary's husband Yahav was murdered by Hamas terrorists.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 22:02 |
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quote:We must secure the existence of our people and a future for
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 22:15 |
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Cugel the Clever posted:Uhh... you won't BELIEVE the lengths this woman went to to get some cum!
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 22:18 |
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Adopted kids are your kids. You do not need to be weird about genetics to be a parent. Complete sidenote, but still
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 22:58 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Adopted kids are your kids. You do not need to be weird about genetics to be a parent. Complete sidenote, but still They aren't from sacred untainted seed or whatever the gently caress these cum chasers want.
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 23:16 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:2cent bet those 'big assault-style' items were m4 supplied by uncle Sam gratis. What a time to be alive* if american yournalists are staring down american made, american paid, american provided guns being aimed at them. I mean it wasn't too long ago American soldiers shot American college students to death with American guns, just guns being pointed seems pretty tame on the scale of American atrocities.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:16 |
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ranbo das posted:I mean it wasn't too long ago American soldiers shot American college students to death with American guns, just guns being pointed seems pretty tame on the scale of American atrocities.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 00:19 |
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Wasabi the J posted:
You do know that most Israelis are of middle eastern descent, right? Trying to frame an ethno-religious conflict on the other side of the world from an American context in the name of anti-Imperialism is like peak irony. e: Let me preempt a bunch of posts here by explicitly saying that I'm taking issue with the extremely reductionist and American-centric assertion that all Israelis are white. I'm not responding to the semen thing, which I agree is a very weird thing for an official government account to be posting. psydude fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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psydude posted:You do know that most Israelis are of middle eastern descent, right? Let me be clear, then, that this critique isn't of my post then, just some poo poo you needed to take out of context to "um actually" me some ethnicity lesson that was unnecessary. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:01 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Let me be clear, then, that this critique isn't of my post then, just some poo poo you needed to take out of context to "um actually" me some ethnicity lesson that was unnecessary. No it's very much a critique of your post. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:02 |
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psydude posted:You do know that most Israelis are of middle eastern descent, right?
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:14 |
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I'm going to clarify then. It's gross ethno-religious and ethni-nationalist propaganda, and has the same undertones of colonialist settler victim narratives that fuel nationalist propaganda. Didn't you watch starship troopers?
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:18 |
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It's not just one person but official policy, I guess? https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1724518980352614696?s=19 On an unrelated note, when someone matter-of-factly shares something like that with you, without any preface, disclaimer, or hint of irony, it's a pretty good sign that they think it's completely normal!
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 01:58 |
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Discussion Quorum posted:It's not just one person but official policy, I guess? My best friend is Jewish and scammed his way on a Birthright trip like 15 years ago (he just wanted a free trip overseas and used it as a springboard to explore other places) and he said that even then the organizers were hugely pushing participants to find a nice Jewish boy/girl on their trip (or develop a crush on their IDF security detail), make Aliyah to Israel, and then have lots of Jewish babies. There's a sizable contingent of the Israeli population that sees demographics as triumph over the damage done to the Jewish people during the Holocaust and centuries of other pogroms, so I can at least understand the whole sperm retrieval thing even if it's pretty loving wacky otherwise.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 02:29 |
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Today I learned about Israeli Quiverfull.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 02:36 |
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Judaism is a religon, the entire point of the War was that genetics doesn't matter for humans
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 02:37 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Judaism is a religon, the entire point of the War was that genetics doesn't matter for humans It's also an ethnicity.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 02:41 |
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Discussion Quorum posted:It's not just one person but official policy, I guess? Wouldn’t it make more sense to offer sperm banking to those entering IDF? It’s ethically and logistically simpler.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:27 |
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Platystemon posted:Wouldn’t it make more sense to offer sperm banking to those entering IDF? But then you don’t get the cum QRF.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:32 |
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FrozenVent posted:But then you don’t get the cum QRF. The Cum QRF: for the absolute last time that you hear “don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys”
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:36 |
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Do they at least have an, I don't know, ovary retrieval unit to not be weirdly sex-specific? Regardless, the whole thing leaves a foul taste in my mouth.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:39 |
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FrozenVent posted:But then you don’t get the cum QRF. can't believe this is a thing
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:49 |
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The Iron Grip Battalion.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:57 |
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As an American secular Jew with no connection to Isreal, this pretty , but considering it took 20 years for America to start getting over 9/11 I guess I can't judge them too harshly for still being weird about demographics. Lots and lots of other things to judge them harshly for, mind you.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 03:59 |
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Never, not once in a dozen lifetimes over a thousand years, would I have guessed would be relevant for a contemporary Middle East issues thread. What is happening on this planet.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:20 |
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IDF is just LARPing Warhammer 40k, where the space marine medics retrieve the gene-seed of fallen space marines after the battle.
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:22 |
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I can’t get over the Jizz SWAT team, sorry. Like, you’re in a war for your survival, but that is what you’re worried about?
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Voyager I posted:As an American secular Jew with no connection to Isreal, this pretty , but considering it took 20 years for America to start getting over 9/11 I guess I can't judge them too harshly for still being weird about demographics. issuing correction on a previous post of Voyager I, regarding the terror group
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:24 |
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jacking off dead dicks for god
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:26 |
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Stolen from the DnD thread because it was too good not to share: How?! How is there a dril tweet for everything?!?
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:41 |
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I thought women loving dying soldiers in the field was just a thing I read about in a weird fantasy novel
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# ? Nov 15, 2023 04:59 |
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M_Gargantua posted:you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" well, under one particular circumstance, apparently they do
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2023 Hamas/Israeli War Thread: Cum QRF Please?
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