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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I know you don't like MJF's champ run but that promo was so drat funny especially follow by Dax going if you said one word about my child I will murder your eyeballs

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

And the right guys won the title match. Also that was back before whe. the world title was still salvageable so it was good

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Shard posted:

Honestly she's not that into wrestling. She thinks its that boomer thing dad watches.

Right now she's into dragons, splatoon and socialism.

Don't know about Splatoon but for the other two it seem Danielson vs ZSJ should be ideal for her.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Bring back Johnathan Gresham for that triple threat

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Shard posted:

I know you don't like MJF's champ run but that promo was so drat funny especially follow by Dax going if you said one word about my child I will murder your eyeballs

I really enjoyed that exchange

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Despite having watched most of MJFs indie run, his world title matches have been surprising and delightful. Dude is absolutely on the same levels as Danielson, Okada, Kota Ibushi, Stan Hansen, et al.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

coconono posted:

Despite having watched most of MJFs indie run, his world title matches have been surprising and delightful. Dude is absolutely on the same levels as Danielson, Okada, Kota Ibushi, Stan Hansen, et al.

It's remarkable how good of a wrestler he is. I'm so glad he's wrestling more these days.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Bring back Johnathan Gresham for that triple threat

Soon to be All Japan Junior Heavyweight Champion (I hope, because it means he'll get brought back for more than just this tour)

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I just remembered that Collision is on tonight - awesome lovee that show.

Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!
I like the Acclaimed a whole lot and I can't wait to see whatever they've got planned for National 69 Day tonight!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Shard posted:

👆👆👆👆👆

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Shard posted:

I just remembered that Collision is on tonight - awesome lovee that show.

it was so good, top tier colliding

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

There was meat, and then there was more meat, and then they promised us more meat later. I could really go for more meat.

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

Shard posted:

There was meat, and then there was more meat, and then they promised us more meat later. I could really go for more meat.

https://www.theshedbbq.com/

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Shard posted:

There was meat, and then there was more meat, and then they promised us more meat later. I could really go for more meat.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shard posted:

There was meat, and then there was more meat, and then they promised us more meat later. I could really go for more meat.

buddy, we get keith lee v. somoa joe on wedesnday. prepare for MEAT

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jake feed lines to Vincent(the same way Sting feeds lines to Darby) is gonna be great TV. I'm ready for him to level up his "faked vegan for instagram clout" lookin character.

Both him and Bill Carr are dudes you feel instant regret meeting in public restrooms. Just unsettling.

Unlike Orange Cassidy, whom you would hardly notice because hes chill af.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

coconono posted:

Jake feed lines to Vincent(the same way Sting feeds lines to Darby) is gonna be great TV. I'm ready for him to level up his "faked vegan for instagram clout" lookin character.

Both him and Bill Carr are dudes you feel instant regret meeting in public restrooms. Just unsettling.

Unlike Orange Cassidy, whom you would hardly notice because hes chill af.

I don't know if they can be rebuilt after losing 2-on-1 in a comedy match to MJF, but one thing they do need is for someone to sit down with them and say okay, what is your characters' motivation, what the gently caress are you talking about, and how does it relate to wrestling matches. Jake's as good a person to do that as any.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Wasn't their motivation going into the handicap match 'you, Adam and everybody who cheers for you are fake good guys who would tear each apart a moments' notice the second it conveniences you and we will expose you' more or less?
As far as 'rebuilding' them goes. It was one match. Don't get too hung up on the optics of a midcard tag team.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

personally I try to never get too hung up on people being killed or perception. I try to only care about ability and my own personal entertainment.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Yeah I mean Lance Archer survived the STD themed tag team.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

coconono posted:

Yeah I mean Lance Archer survived the STD themed tag team.

please tell me more about the STD themed tag team. was he a "murder cock" monster?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

He was part of the Rock and Rave infection with Jimmy Rave(RIP) and Christy Hemme(genius). They had Rockband controllers.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Lol remember that time Tony flew in Jushin Liger just for Ricky to big time?

duckdealer
Feb 28, 2011

Shard posted:

Lol remember that time Tony flew in Jushin Liger just for Ricky to big time?

Yeah that was pretty great.

Hope they put Liger in Calgary's fanciest hotel and showed him a good time around town for a few days.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

coconono posted:

He was part of the Rock and Rave infection with Jimmy Rave(RIP) and Christy Hemme(genius). They had Rockband controllers.

This did mean that we got Scott Steiner saying "I CAN'T PLAY THE GEETAR!" so it was kinda worth it.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014

Nigel last Saturday being the best current heel announcer on television when FTR ran out to save AR Fox, saying "This isn't our main event what are they doing out here?" with disdain, then a few beats later yelling "How BRAVE, how VALIENT!:allears:" when Big Bill & Ricky come out to pick at the bones. He's just the best.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

It took him a little bit but Nigel absolutely grew into the role, he's great.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

A Fancy Hat posted:

It took him a little bit but Nigel absolutely grew into the role, he's great.

he's amazing, my fave AEW announcer

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

saddened when bryan danielson got injured, but happy nigel could be ecstatic about being 100% right about that brittle clamdigger :allears:

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
i've had to explain to a few people now that "clamdigger" isn't a stock british insult; it's literally because bryan danielson digs clams and nigel can't get over it

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

It should become a new insult. It sounds great

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

It sounds ludicrously filthy and yet

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

That was a hell of a dynamite - one of my favorites all year. Featured a ton of wrestlers who did not used to get regularly featured at even the beginning of the year. Felt fresh.

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Julia and Red Velvet had a fantastic match. Love to see it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

JSmithOTI posted:

Julia and Red Velvet had a fantastic match. Love to see it

Hell yeah

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Red Velvet still wrestling like an absolute psycho was awesome, so glad she's back

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Red Velvet still wrestling like an absolute psycho was awesome, so glad she's back

Even better than i remember

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Velvet was def better in that match than a lot of her matches before injury. Def spent her downtime visualizing violence and baking.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
yeah she had zero ring rust and looked awesome

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