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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Let Mexico have it back for a couple hundred years

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pine Cone Jones posted:

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/05/25/texas-republican-party-convention-platform/

"Proposed Texas GOP platform calls for the Bible in schools, electoral changes that would lock Democrats out of statewide office"

quote:

As the party has drifted further right, its platform has done the same. In 2022, it called for a referendum on Texas secession; resistance to the “Great Reset,” a conspiracy theory that claims global elites are using environmental and social policies to enslave the world’s population; proclamations that homosexuality is an “abnormal lifestyle choice”; and a declaration that President Joe Biden was not legitimately elected.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

RFC2324 posted:

Let Mexico have it back for a couple hundred years

I can't think of any scenarios in which this doesn't end horribly for Mexico at all levels, and the few where Texas benefits would lead to Texas being a place I want to live in even less than I already do.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Offers of relocation to anyone that wants to get out if that shithole state on the Fed's dime, then pull the military out and build a real wall. They want a wall so bad they can pay or it in Freedom Dollars or whatever the gently caress Texas makes for its currency when they're excised from the nation.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
yeah the only part about jettisoning texas from the nation that i worry about is that there are a lot of people i care about who are still unfortunately stuck there

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Midjack posted:

Then we and Mexico end up with a fascist petrostate on our borders.

FTFY

bird food bathtub posted:

Offers of relocation to anyone that wants to get out if that shithole state on the Fed's dime

I'd take it though. Thankfully my employer has a national footprint and is pretty good about mobility, although my current role is Texas-bound for the foreseeable future.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Texas... has oil... Hmm

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
Perhaps we need to try reconstruction again.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Texas has broken away on two occasions because they wouldn’t give up slavery.

A third time would be in character.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

bird food bathtub posted:

Offers of relocation to anyone that wants to get out if that shithole state on the Fed's dime, then pull the military out and build a real wall. They want a wall so bad they can pay or it in Freedom Dollars or whatever the gently caress Texas makes for its currency when they're excised from the nation.

I'd take the offer too if it came to it. But my point is that crowbarring a Texas run by the most Texaniest Texans into Mexico (because everybody else left) would rapidly gently caress Mexico up hardcore, because Texas would start a Mexican civil war over being forced to learn Spanish or something equally stupid.

Platystemon posted:

Texas has broken away on two occasions because they wouldn’t give up slavery.

A third time would be in character.

Or that, again, somehow.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I'd take the offer too if it came to it. But my point is that crowbarring a Texas run by the most Texaniest Texans into Mexico (because everybody else left) would rapidly gently caress Mexico up hardcore, because Texas would start a Mexican civil war over being forced to learn Spanish or something equally stupid.

Or that, again, somehow.

Integrating texas into mexico would gently caress up Mexico something fierce, even in a best case scenario. The population of Texas is fully 1/4th that of Mexico's.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010
Av blanked by Admin request.
https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1794852091187658871?t=eRJurpVJLDqQJ5-uxg2sAg&s=19

Lmao.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Weak and low energy. Only a quick tug on one invisible dick instead of his usual two-dick invisible jerkoff session.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010
Av blanked by Admin request.

bird food bathtub posted:

Weak and low energy. Only a quick tug on one invisible dick instead of his usual two-dick invisible jerkoff session.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1794872778270859625
https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1794900030249373840

He looks like he's about to cry but it has nothing to do with the solemnity of the moment. More like "I hope I'm not in prison this time next week".

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:27 on May 27, 2024

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Trump preempted criticism here by saluting a North Korean general as the sitting president of the United States.

Nothing can ever top that.

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

I sometimes think of that moment and I'm like 99% certain that the NK general in that photo will spend the rest of his time on this earth thinking about how that was the single most bizarre event of his life.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Platystemon posted:

Trump preempted criticism here by saluting a North Korean general as the sitting president of the United States.

Nothing can ever top that.

Did he? I recall it as a notable misstep, among a Presidency that was littered with demeaning moments for the nation.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Grip it and rip it posted:

Did he? I recall it as a notable misstep, among a Presidency that was littered with demeaning moments for the nation.

More to the point - nobody who understands or cares why it was an inappropriate thing for a head of state to do is going to have looked past the rest of his behaviour before, during, and after his presidency and still think it's a solid idea to vote for him.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
It's his tan suit moment

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003

One of those odd things that irks me despite having a DD214 for more than 20 years is a crappy salute like you see in a bad war movie or something. Don't know why, it just makes me cringe a bit on the inside.

That being said, Cadet Bonespurs renders an absolute poo poo salute. Looks like even more of a fool.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Bill Walton died :(

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Bill Walton died :(

The dude had absolutely crippling back pain, somehow found the right experimental doctors to fix it, then devoted his life to being stoned out of his mind and calling basketball games.

Dude fuckin lived.

https://x.com/DGen_Media/status/1795148883577680283?t=PhZSFwjHZTDj_kWR9b3oyg&s=19

https://x.com/Passionweiss/status/1795146953107665292?t=HMxgwdvdjbMU2--dUGx2cQ&s=19

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Itchy_Grundle posted:

One of those odd things that irks me despite having a DD214 for more than 20 years is a crappy salute like you see in a bad war movie or something. Don't know why, it just makes me cringe a bit on the inside.

That being said, Cadet Bonespurs renders an absolute poo poo salute. Looks like even more of a fool.

Let's not forget that it was Reagan who started the trend of presidents saluting out of uniform, and every single one of them since has felt obliged to repeat that mistake. Just like it's no longer acceptable to appear in public without a US flag pin on their suit lapel.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Madurai posted:

Let's not forget that it was Reagan who started the trend of presidents saluting out of uniform, and every single one of them since has felt obliged to repeat that mistake. Just like it's no longer acceptable to appear in public without a US flag pin on their suit lapel.

That figures but what's out of uniform mean? Is there a CIC uniform that they're supposed to wear or something

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

That figures but what's out of uniform mean? Is there a CIC uniform that they're supposed to wear or something

An individual not in uniform does not have to render a salute. The President is saluted and does not have to render a responding salute because they are the Civilian head of the military, you want a salute from a general gently caress around outside the Pentagon or go to the Joint Chiefs. The President is a civilian and does not salute others.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Speaking of salutes, it reminds me of when I was a second lieutenant on the squadron staff and I had to go to the brigade HQ for a meeting. On the way there literally every command sergeant major in the brigade was standing along the sidewalk and of course they all snapped to attention to salute me. Like 30 minutes later when I was on the way back from my meeting they were STILL standing there along the sidewalk. And the same thing happened.

Definitely up there as one of my most awkward experiences in the Army. I didn't even have 2 years in the Army to their cumulative centuries of experience.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB
I got saluted the other day by a E2 reservist marine.
I got so confused trying to find his shiny on his collar thinking I missed it.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
loving navy rank icons are impossible to figure out on the fly. We had two E-4 navy augmentees with our shop in Afghanistan that eventually gave up and just started saluting people back if we were walking past instead of trying to explain to every one "yes it's a bird no don't salute me".

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-ne...gate-implosion/

New different American billionaire claims that he's built different. He can make it to the Titanic without being reduced to bloody paste.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



golden bubble posted:

https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-ne...gate-implosion/

New different American billionaire claims that he's built different. He can make it to the Titanic without being reduced to bloody paste.

:doit:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

golden bubble posted:

https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-ne...gate-implosion/

New different American billionaire claims that he's built different. He can make it to the Titanic without being reduced to bloody paste.

I support this sort of behavior.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





We're allowed a betting pool on this one, right?

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009
How do we get Elon to suddenly decide Tesla needs to build a submarine to go to the Titanic?

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009

MonkeyFit posted:

How do we get Elon to suddenly decide Tesla needs to build a submarine to go to the Titanic?

We already tried something similar once, but he didn't get in the submarine himself. He just called someone a pedophile and stormed away mad when nobody wanted to use his submarine. I'm not sure what we'd need to do to convince him to get in.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I would be so owned if the billionaire cut the cost of his voyage down to ten million dollars.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Spoggerific posted:

We already tried something similar once, but he didn't get in the submarine himself. He just called someone a pedophile and stormed away mad when nobody wanted to use his submarine. I'm not sure what we'd need to do to convince him to get in.
The dude doesn't even have the courage to get on board one of his own proven rockets and man rated capsules. He's way too chickenshit to get on an experimental sub.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

golden bubble posted:

https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-ne...gate-implosion/

New different American billionaire claims that he's built different. He can make it to the Titanic without being reduced to bloody paste.

However, he picked the right guy to make his sub. Somebody needs to convince him he needs to be disruptive and partner up with Musk.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

joat mon posted:

However, he picked the right guy to make his sub.

the most disappointing news about this

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

quote:

“Patrick has been thinking about and designing this for over a decade. But we didn’t have the materials and technology,” Connor said. “You couldn’t have built this sub five years ago.”

The duo said they want to prove that the trek can be done without disaster
— despite the implosion of the Titan submersible in June, which killed all five people on board, including OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush.

I... what? Peak billionaire brain. Proudly discovering how to do something that has been done safely hundreds of times using technology dating back to the 70s. Until the last billionaire I guess.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ded posted:

the most disappointing news about this

Just convince him it doesnt count unless he makes it himself

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