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Roosevelt posted:i got a cat hell yes buddy QR Code Geass posted:this is the talking about elon musk (but not politics) thread, so not really tyvm
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Bugsy posted:From some surface level googling its 9 months minimum if you get the absolute perfect launch window with how earth and mars orbits interact, but I have zero clue on when that would be. it was yesterday
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so the nazi rocket is on its way? cool
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bssoil posted:so the nazi rocket is on its way? cool nazi musks gently caress off [to mars]
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alternatively: get this rear end in a top hat to mars
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just imagine owning a loving rocketship company and never taking a ride. having the option to go to space whenever you want and deciding to post instead
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theflyingexecutive posted:just imagine owning a loving rocketship company and never taking a ride. having the option to go to space whenever you want and deciding to post instead o.k. but your rockets are made by a ketamine addict who says “safety third” and epoxies busted engines together
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theflyingexecutive posted:just imagine owning a loving rocketship company and never taking a ride. having the option to go to space whenever you want and deciding to post instead never forget that Lord British went into space powered solely off cash from some "get paid even if it goes wrong" clause in a contract with EA
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Platystemon posted:o.k. but your rockets are made by a ketamine addict who says “safety third” and epoxies busted engines together spacex rockets are really good though?
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theflyingexecutive posted:spacex rockets are really good though? general consensus is that the ones that work are the ones he was not involved with beyond "make a rocket" and the one he is involved with (starship) is the one that's bad
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how does it keep getting worse even after I turn my monitor on
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:how does it keep getting worse even after I turn my monitor on tbh its impressive "this is what i call cringe 2.0"
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Carthag Tuek posted:tbh its impressive I want to see if I can get my account banned for replying with "welcome to 2014 you racist prick" but that would involve logging into twitter.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:general consensus is that the ones that work are the ones he was not involved with beyond "make a rocket" and the one he is involved with (starship) is the one that's bad starship isn't even bad now; they don't care about the optics of explosions like nasa or boeing so they launch outdated designs for the field data. absolutely nobody here thought the chopsticks would work, that poo poo was wild
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I want to see if I can get my account banned for replying with "welcome to 2014 you racist prick" but that would involve logging into twitter. not sure if mine still works but for a while id just drunkenly go there to tweet "elon musk is a pedophile" once in a while
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“let’s launch 100 rockets to refuel a single rocket to go to mars one time” this is why there aren’t advanced civilizations out there. any life with advanced intelligence realizes it’s dumb as gently caress and just stays on their home world
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If we could harness the power of cringe we could get to mars on Musk alone.
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bssoil posted:so the nazi rocket is on its way? cool in a sense, all rockets are nazi rockets
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:general consensus is that the ones that work are the ones he was not involved with beyond "make a rocket" and the one he is involved with (starship) is the one that's bad they are cheaper, but somewhat more mission lossy
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probably a crypto pump and dump https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/kekius-maximus
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Roosevelt posted:if i were a billionaire i would be so depraved. none of this "work" poo poo live life like a toned down john mcafee all the debauchery, less of the killing your neighbor over dog issues
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Eeyo posted:“let’s launch 100 rockets to refuel a single rocket to go to mars one time” the uk did a similar stunt to bomb the falkland islands in the 80s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Black_Buck
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Internet Old One posted:Also he’s constantly shitposting, has time for ketamine, but sure he doesn’t have time to hang out naked with a recent phd talking about Tony stark poo poo on his private jet in between very important international business meetings. tony stark actually got in his flying products like other billionaires too lol
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imagine all the effort to be good at diablo and it's not 20 years ago
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Agile Vector posted:tony stark actually got in his flying products like other billionaires too lol stockton rush is the real life tony stark and more billionaires should follow his example
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Jose Valasquez posted:stockton rush is the real life tony stark and more billionaires should follow his example He was so brave and people will talk about him forever. It is a shame someone so brave, intelligent, rich, and good looking had to die young.
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theflyingexecutive posted:starship isn't even bad now; they don't care about the optics of explosions like nasa or boeing so they launch outdated designs for the field data. absolutely nobody here thought the chopsticks would work, that poo poo was wild
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quote:"My Cybertruck is dead. Tesla cannot open it, the app cannot see it, it’s like someone unplugged it and left it without power even though it’s fully charged. They do not know what happened, but it died on December 25th, and it’s been at Tesla since yesterday morning without any success or news." https://www.torquenews.com/17612/my-cybertruck-dead-tesla-cannot-open-it-they-dont-know-what-happened-it-feels-without-power/
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speaking of explosions a cybertruck just randomly blew up at 2am last night in atlanta, at the dealership lot https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2024/12/31/cybertruck-catches-fire-dekalb-county-tesla-dealership/
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some kinda jackal posted:You won't care your right! 
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Cat Face Joe posted:https://www.torquenews.com/17612/my-cybertruck-dead-tesla-cannot-open-it-they-dont-know-what-happened-it-feels-without-power/ I heard an OTA. Update has bricked a notable fraction of remaining cybertrucks. Withe the added bonus that the charging cable is disengaged electronically. Meaning if you were charging while updating your car is now locked to your house via a live wire
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Luigi Thirty posted:speaking of explosions a cybertruck just randomly blew up at 2am last night in atlanta, at the dealership lot ill never get tired of this
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Cat Face Joe posted:https://www.torquenews.com/17612/my-cybertruck-dead-tesla-cannot-open-it-they-dont-know-what-happened-it-feels-without-power/ quote:The Tesla Cybertruck is a technological marvel i guess we marvel at how lovely it continues to be
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Midjack posted:the uk did a similar stunt to bomb the falkland islands in the 80s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Black_Buck quote:The Vulcan was designed for medium-range missions in Europe and lacked the range to fly to the Falklands without refuelling several times. The RAF's tanker planes were mostly converted Handley Page Victor bombers with similar range, so they too had to be refuelled in the air. A total of eleven tankers were required for two Vulcans (one primary and one reserve), a daunting logistical effort as all aircraft had to use the same runway. lmao 
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theflyingexecutive posted:absolutely nobody here thought the chopsticks would work, that poo poo was wild the chopsticks almost didn't work, it was apparently just luck that they did. we only know about that because some high-up spacex engineer was briefing him on this as elon was livestreaming playing some game with the engineer on speakerphone of course elon seemed to not be paying attention and was just saying things like "wow." "huh" and "interesting", despite it possibly being a very expensive and very embarrassing failure the next time if they didn't remedy whatever went wrong (if that's even possible). i don't remember the details and wouldn't know enough about it anyway to say whether it worked despite failures or worked despite almost causing them, but either way there's apparently a good reason why they haven't tried to do it again Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Dec 31, 2024 |
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