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elon musk’s standout personality trait is that he is incapable of shutting the gently caress up
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Platystemon posted:elon musk’s standout personality trait is that he is incapable of shutting the gently caress up he's also an absolutely terrible liar. he lies like a goddamn four year old, saying the least convincing thing imaginable in the least convincing way when asked his age he says "i'm in my 20s" you know just like a real person in their 20s would. then to paraphrase an exchange: streamer: what were you doing on 9/11? elon: just doing my thing, like everyone else. then poo poo got real. streamer: ok because if you're my age you'd be in your diapers toddling across the living room, and that would've been your answer elon: yes... i was doing that loving clown lmao
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Jan 4, 2025 11:20
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hmmm sounds like the streamer forgot
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Jan 4, 2025 11:32
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i’m not saying that a time traveller pushed elon musk down the stairs all those years ago, but i am saying that it’s exactly the kind of thing that a time traveller would do to try to teach a lesson to a guy who cannot shut up
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Jan 4, 2025 11:41
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Platystemon posted:i’m not saying that a time traveller pushed elon musk down the stairs all those years ago, but i am saying that it’s exactly the kind of thing that a time traveller would do to try to teach a lesson to a guy who cannot shut up was that for making fun of the kids dad who died or something, honestly really shows he’s been a bad egg from the start
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Jan 4, 2025 11:52
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Jan 4, 2025 17:36
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and as we know, brain size is directly correlated to intelligence. it's why we humans are subordinate to our whale overlords
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Jan 4, 2025 17:44
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this is like the second time he’s posted that lol
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Jan 4, 2025 17:54
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he really butchered this joke from 18th century comedy book, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman.
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well-read undead posted:he's also an absolutely terrible liar. he lies like a goddamn four year old, saying the least convincing thing imaginable in the least convincing way lol didn't elon musk make several attempts in 2001/2002 to buy refurbished russia ICBMs. lol if the incident where he passed out drunk and the russians made fun of him happened specifically on 9/11
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good job that caesareans are [consistently] hereditary e: modified to reflect that there are going to be some cases of actual hereditary requirements for the mother which is of course irrelevant for the child e e: wait this makes even less sense, they'd have to be like reverse hereditary or something unless you somehow deliberately selected to have a child with the biggest possible head by choosing men with big heads and coming from a line of people with big heads like the Bene Gesserit except stupid Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jan 4, 2025 |
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Jan 4, 2025 18:32
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so musk's mars settler rocket will be full of people with the physiques of funko pops and bobbleheads.
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Jan 4, 2025 18:41
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:good job that caesareans are [consistently] hereditary just asked my partner who has a phd in genetics and the short answer was a deep sigh and then 'it's complicated'. basically big heads can be selected for without an explicit mating choice but also selection is working on the mother so you can't really make a blanket statement about the need for caesareans being 'hereditary' without a lot of qualification? so in short elon is still dumb and wildly oversimplifying things in a way that isn't helpful to whatever point he's trying to make
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Jan 4, 2025 18:53
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lmao no one can be this inept at pretending to be someone they're not, can they?
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Jan 4, 2025 19:00
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he has the self-awareness of a small mammal or perhaps a bird; he thinks he's got everybody fooled
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Jan 4, 2025 19:13
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his brain is just the dvd logo bouncing around except it's misspelled
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Jan 4, 2025 19:14
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he thinks he's in on the joke now and everyone is laughing with him
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duTrieux. posted:just asked my partner who has a phd in genetics and the short answer was a deep sigh and then 'it's complicated'. basically big heads can be selected for without an explicit mating choice but also selection is working on the mother so you can't really make a blanket statement about the need for caesareans being 'hereditary' without a lot of qualification? of course it’s dumb, we’ve already evolved a way to get around it. when infants are born they’re basically larvae and are way more helpless for longer than any other animal. they’re growing a lot after they’re born and it’s not like they can’t grow even more once outside. like we’re born with our skulls not fully fused, both to facilitate birth (your head gets squeezed a lil), and to allow postnatal growth. in non-human apes the skull fuses within a few months. for humans it’s like 2 years. and our skulls are capable of further growth even after that. so like it’s just some dumb poo poo you say on joe rogan’s podcast so he can stare slack-jawed at the mic while he thinks about what to eat for lunch.
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Jan 4, 2025 20:11
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spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”
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Jan 4, 2025 20:43
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mediaphage posted:spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan” apparently all the work was done by maia crimew and another person and the spectator gave them no credit
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Jan 4, 2025 20:54
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mediaphage posted:spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan” wait so is adrian dittman musk?
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Jan 4, 2025 21:25
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Eeyo posted:wait so is adrian dittman musk? Looking into it
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Jan 4, 2025 21:33
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mediaphage posted:spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan” sounds like an opportunity to expense a trip to fiji for research
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Jan 4, 2025 21:52
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Platystemon posted:someone is going to reverse his tripcode because he’s using the kind of thing that an idiot puts on their luggage yeah, see, it’s 34444444
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Jan 5, 2025 00:47
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[eminem voice] will the real Adrian dittman please stand up
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Jan 5, 2025 00:51
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adrian 
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Jan 5, 2025 01:09
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the secret diary of Adrian dittman aged 53 1/3
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Jan 5, 2025 01:17
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so far I've found nothing that account has said as funny or interesting so it must be musk
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Jan 5, 2025 01:23
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Endless Mike posted:[eminem voice] will the real Adrian dittman please stand up My afrikaans teacher tried to flunk me in jr high. Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be
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Jan 5, 2025 01:28
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the curious story of dr dittman and mr musk
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:the secret diary of Adrian dittman aged 53 1/3
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Zamujasa posted:the spurious story of dr dittman and mr musk
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:like the Bene Gesserit except stupid errol's plans revealed
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Jan 5, 2025 01:59
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mediaphage posted:spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan” https://archive.is/Dj4kJ
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Jan 5, 2025 08:12
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oh cool, I wonder if he's friends with the inventor of bitcoin, a random japanese man some people found, satoshi nakamoto
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Agile Vector posted:oh cool, I wonder if he's friends with the inventor of bitcoin, a random japanese man some people found, satoshi nakamoto that was newsweek’s cover story, in their return to print lmao
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Jan 5, 2025 08:31
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omg I forgot that was them lol
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mediaphage posted:spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan” love too be both a reporter and extraordinarily credulous moron
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Jan 5, 2025 08:48
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1875758660154163254
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lmfaoooooooooooooo
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