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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
elon musk’s standout personality trait is that he is incapable of shutting the gently caress up

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Platystemon posted:

elon musk’s standout personality trait is that he is incapable of shutting the gently caress up

he's also an absolutely terrible liar. he lies like a goddamn four year old, saying the least convincing thing imaginable in the least convincing way

when asked his age he says "i'm in my 20s" you know just like a real person in their 20s would. then to paraphrase an exchange:

streamer: what were you doing on 9/11?

elon: just doing my thing, like everyone else. then poo poo got real.

streamer: ok because if you're my age you'd be in your diapers toddling across the living room, and that would've been your answer

elon: yes... i was doing that

loving clown lmao

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



hmmm sounds like the streamer forgot

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
i’m not saying that a time traveller pushed elon musk down the stairs all those years ago, but i am saying that it’s exactly the kind of thing that a time traveller would do to try to teach a lesson to a guy who cannot shut up

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Platystemon posted:

i’m not saying that a time traveller pushed elon musk down the stairs all those years ago, but i am saying that it’s exactly the kind of thing that a time traveller would do to try to teach a lesson to a guy who cannot shut up

was that for making fun of the kids dad who died or something, honestly really shows he’s been a bad egg from the start

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



and as we know, brain size is directly correlated to intelligence. it's why we humans are subordinate to our whale overlords

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

this is like the second time he’s posted that lol

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011


he really butchered this joke from 18th century comedy book, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman.

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

well-read undead posted:

he's also an absolutely terrible liar. he lies like a goddamn four year old, saying the least convincing thing imaginable in the least convincing way

when asked his age he says "i'm in my 20s" you know just like a real person in their 20s would. then to paraphrase an exchange:

streamer: what were you doing on 9/11?

elon: just doing my thing, like everyone else. then poo poo got real.

streamer: ok because if you're my age you'd be in your diapers toddling across the living room, and that would've been your answer

elon: yes... i was doing that

loving clown lmao

lol didn't elon musk make several attempts in 2001/2002 to buy refurbished russia ICBMs. lol if the incident where he passed out drunk and the russians made fun of him happened specifically on 9/11

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.




good job that caesareans are [consistently] hereditary

e: modified to reflect that there are going to be some cases of actual hereditary requirements for the mother which is of course irrelevant for the child

e e: wait this makes even less sense, they'd have to be like reverse hereditary or something unless you somehow deliberately selected to have a child with the biggest possible head by choosing men with big heads and coming from a line of people with big heads like the Bene Gesserit except stupid

Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jan 4, 2025

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



so musk's mars settler rocket will be full of people with the physiques of funko pops and bobbleheads.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

good job that caesareans are [consistently] hereditary

e: modified to reflect that there are going to be some cases of actual hereditary requirements for the mother which is of course irrelevant for the child

e e: wait this makes even less sense, they'd have to be like reverse hereditary or something unless you somehow deliberately selected to have a child with the biggest possible head by choosing men with big heads and coming from a line of people with big heads like the Bene Gesserit except stupid

just asked my partner who has a phd in genetics and the short answer was a deep sigh and then 'it's complicated'. basically big heads can be selected for without an explicit mating choice but also selection is working on the mother so you can't really make a blanket statement about the need for caesareans being 'hereditary' without a lot of qualification?

so in short elon is still dumb and wildly oversimplifying things in a way that isn't helpful to whatever point he's trying to make

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

lmao no one can be this inept at pretending to be someone they're not, can they?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

he has the self-awareness of a small mammal or perhaps a bird; he thinks he's got everybody fooled

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

his brain is just the dvd logo bouncing around except it's misspelled

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

he thinks he's in on the joke now and everyone is laughing with him

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

duTrieux. posted:

just asked my partner who has a phd in genetics and the short answer was a deep sigh and then 'it's complicated'. basically big heads can be selected for without an explicit mating choice but also selection is working on the mother so you can't really make a blanket statement about the need for caesareans being 'hereditary' without a lot of qualification?

so in short elon is still dumb and wildly oversimplifying things in a way that isn't helpful to whatever point he's trying to make

of course it’s dumb, we’ve already evolved a way to get around it. when infants are born they’re basically larvae and are way more helpless for longer than any other animal. they’re growing a lot after they’re born and it’s not like they can’t grow even more once outside.

like we’re born with our skulls not fully fused, both to facilitate birth (your head gets squeezed a lil), and to allow postnatal growth. in non-human apes the skull fuses within a few months. for humans it’s like 2 years. and our skulls are capable of further growth even after that.

so like it’s just some dumb poo poo you say on joe rogan’s podcast so he can stare slack-jawed at the mic while he thinks about what to eat for lunch.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

mediaphage posted:

spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”

apparently all the work was done by maia crimew and another person and the spectator gave them no credit

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

mediaphage posted:

spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”

wait so is adrian dittman musk?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Eeyo posted:

wait so is adrian dittman musk?

Looking into it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

mediaphage posted:

spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”

sounds like an opportunity to expense a trip to fiji for research

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

Platystemon posted:

someone is going to reverse his tripcode because he’s using the kind of thing that an idiot puts on their luggage

yeah, see, it’s 34444444

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



[eminem voice] will the real Adrian dittman please stand up

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

adrian :shitman:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



the secret diary of Adrian dittman aged 53 1/3

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

so far I've found nothing that account has said as funny or interesting so it must be musk

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Endless Mike posted:

[eminem voice] will the real Adrian dittman please stand up

My afrikaans teacher tried to flunk me in jr high. Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be 55 25

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
the curious story of dr dittman and mr musk

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

No wheels, man.

Fun Shoe

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

the secret diary of Adrian dittman aged 53 1/3

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

Zamujasa posted:

the spurious story of dr dittman and mr musk

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

like the Bene Gesserit except stupid

errol's plans revealed

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

mediaphage posted:

spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”

https://archive.is/Dj4kJ

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



oh cool, I wonder if he's friends with the inventor of bitcoin, a random japanese man some people found, satoshi nakamoto

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

Agile Vector posted:

oh cool, I wonder if he's friends with the inventor of bitcoin, a random japanese man some people found, satoshi nakamoto

that was newsweek’s cover story, in their return to print lmao

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



omg I forgot that was them lol

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes





mediaphage posted:

spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”

love too be both a reporter and extraordinarily credulous moron

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1875758660154163254

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




lmfaoooooooooooooo

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