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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

elong told me south africa used to be way better when he was a child. i don’t know much about it but i trust him since he’s from there

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Congrats to Neil Gaiman on becoming Elon Musk's new favorite author, I guess.

as if musk would like anyone called "gay man"

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
thank you for making that terrible-rear end joke so i didn't have to

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



ben shapino posted:

thank you for making that terrible-rear end joke so i didn't have to

you're welcome :tipshat:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

No wheels, man.

Fun Shoe

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
lmao the annoying poker guy

yeah, yeah, I know, “which one? there’s so many of them”

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

as if musk would like anyone called "gay man"
:dadjoke:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment

if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

infernal machines posted:

wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment

if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



infernal machines posted:

wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment

if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.

I would but it's raining so I'll just stare at my screen and wonder how I got to this point

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the internet made us stupid.

it's not like we weren't warned.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

infernal machines posted:

the internet made us stupid.

it's not like we weren't warned.

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

infernal machines posted:

wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment

if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.

i don't think i will

(it is very early and cold)

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

infernal machines posted:

wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment

if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.

Please god tell me what this means.

E: Also lol @ this tool being an old man and drawing the line at leaderboards and rankings that nobody will even remember in a few years.

Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jan 15, 2025

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Internet Old One posted:

Please god tell me what this means.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

infernal machines posted:

the internet made us stupid.

it's not like we weren't warned.

i wasn’t warned!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

fart simpson posted:

i wasn’t warned!

you were already stupid though

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

https://bsky.app/profile/ketanjoshi.co/post/3lfrxqo2d522x

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to :sever:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

:thunk:









quote:

MB Tech Reporter, 2010. A futuristic pick-up concept that was a showcase for MB tech's range of engineering and consulting competencies. It was powered by a plug-in hybrid drivetrain based on a 1.2 litre natural gas combustion engine

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
The part of my brain that stops me from bullying children, the mentally handicapped, and elderly demented allows me to feel only pity and sympathy for anyone who can't understand genocide without My Little Pony.

But I can totally imagine the joy that would come from giving this guy a swirlie and pushing him into a locker with his wet hair still smelling like urinal cake.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

what’s elon gonna do now that he lost all his gamer cred

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
have a hilariously embarrassing meltdown?

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Arson Daily posted:

Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to :sever:

show her a picture of a cybertruck and tell her it is the only car tesla makes that was his idea

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

inshallah

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

i read The PayPal Wars years ago and it made me hate Elon before it was cool. maybe suggest that one to her.

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

Arson Daily posted:

Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to :sever:

find a tweet from elon about a topic that your wife is an expert on and show it to her

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

tell your wife that you are the alpha in this relationship

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




a real "as a gamer i" lol

infernal machines posted:

wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment

if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.

buddy I already am :smith:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Roosevelt posted:

tell your wife that you are the alpha in this relationship

lose half your hair and hunch a bit first to establish dominance

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

shackleford posted:

find a tweet from elon about a topic that your wife is an expert on and show it to her

twitter is blocked on my network so no dice. reading this thread and the GBS thread is really difficult since I get none of the lulz and have to infer through context clues or the random saint that will post a pic of the tweet so that E**n doesn't get those unregretted user seconds. Showing her a cybertrk pic might work though she hates those things.

edit:

quote:

tell your wife that you are the alpha in this relationship

she aint falling for that poo poo

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
Elon is a human misery engine. It doesn't matter what brand new shiney thing he promises, the road to it is driven by misery, as he pathologically feeds people to the meat grinder to take credit for their work to deliver his promises of a better tomorrow that never comes.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes





Arson Daily posted:

Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to :sever:

this is so terrible, dude. goondolences on the pending divorce

bssoil
Mar 21, 2004

Jose Valasquez posted:

show her a picture of a cybertruck and tell her it is the only car tesla makes that was his idea
Or his submarine to save those kids

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

Arson Daily posted:

Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to :sever:

get her the more recent and entertaining book character limit?

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Nfcknblvbl posted:

what’s elon gonna do now that he lost all his gamer cred

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Elon isn’t an arpg player, he’s a speedrunner.

Manzoon
Oct 12, 2005

ALPHASTRIKE!!!

Arson Daily posted:

Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to :sever:

He is such a genius that the courts made him buy twitter for $44 billion.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012



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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!


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