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elong told me south africa used to be way better when he was a child. i don’t know much about it but i trust him since he’s from there
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Congrats to Neil Gaiman on becoming Elon Musk's new favorite author, I guess. as if musk would like anyone called "gay man"
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thank you for making that terrible-rear end joke so i didn't have to
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ben shapino posted:thank you for making that terrible-rear end joke so i didn't have to you're welcome ![]()
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lmao the annoying poker guy yeah, yeah, I know, “which one? there’s so many of them”
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:as if musk would like anyone called "gay man" ![]()
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wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.
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infernal machines posted:wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment ![]()
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infernal machines posted:wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment I would but it's raining so I'll just stare at my screen and wonder how I got to this point
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the internet made us stupid. it's not like we weren't warned.
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infernal machines posted:the internet made us stupid.
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infernal machines posted:wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment i don't think i will (it is very early and cold)
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infernal machines posted:wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment Please god tell me what this means. E: Also lol @ this tool being an old man and drawing the line at leaderboards and rankings that nobody will even remember in a few years. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jan 15, 2025 |
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Internet Old One posted:Please god tell me what this means. ![]()
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infernal machines posted:the internet made us stupid. i wasn’t warned!
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fart simpson posted:i wasn’t warned! you were already stupid though
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Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to ![]()
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() quote:MB Tech Reporter, 2010. A futuristic pick-up concept that was a showcase for MB tech's range of engineering and consulting competencies. It was powered by a plug-in hybrid drivetrain based on a 1.2 litre natural gas combustion engine
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The part of my brain that stops me from bullying children, the mentally handicapped, and elderly demented allows me to feel only pity and sympathy for anyone who can't understand genocide without My Little Pony. But I can totally imagine the joy that would come from giving this guy a swirlie and pushing him into a locker with his wet hair still smelling like urinal cake.
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what’s elon gonna do now that he lost all his gamer cred
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have a hilariously embarrassing meltdown?
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Arson Daily posted:Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to show her a picture of a cybertruck and tell her it is the only car tesla makes that was his idea
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inshallah
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i read The PayPal Wars years ago and it made me hate Elon before it was cool. maybe suggest that one to her.
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Arson Daily posted:Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to find a tweet from elon about a topic that your wife is an expert on and show it to her
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tell your wife that you are the alpha in this relationship
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a real "as a gamer i" lol infernal machines posted:wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment buddy I already am ![]()
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Roosevelt posted:tell your wife that you are the alpha in this relationship lose half your hair and hunch a bit first to establish dominance
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shackleford posted:find a tweet from elon about a topic that your wife is an expert on and show it to her twitter is blocked on my network so no dice. reading this thread and the GBS thread is really difficult since I get none of the lulz and have to infer through context clues or the random saint that will post a pic of the tweet so that E**n doesn't get those unregretted user seconds. Showing her a cybertrk pic might work though she hates those things. edit: quote:tell your wife that you are the alpha in this relationship she aint falling for that poo poo
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Elon is a human misery engine. It doesn't matter what brand new shiney thing he promises, the road to it is driven by misery, as he pathologically feeds people to the meat grinder to take credit for their work to deliver his promises of a better tomorrow that never comes.
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Arson Daily posted:Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to this is so terrible, dude. goondolences on the pending divorce
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Jose Valasquez posted:show her a picture of a cybertruck and tell her it is the only car tesla makes that was his idea
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Arson Daily posted:Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to get her the more recent and entertaining book character limit?
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Nfcknblvbl posted:what’s elon gonna do now that he lost all his gamer cred ![]()
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Elon isn’t an arpg player, he’s a speedrunner.
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Arson Daily posted:Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to He is such a genius that the courts made him buy twitter for $44 billion.
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# ? Jun 25, 2025 09:51 |
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⋆。°✩ send a grift
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