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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

keep bullying these teens

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Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

this rules but sends a confusing message. why would you have a tiny cybbertruck if you're not an elon fan

that's not a cybertruck, that's blade runner in his car

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



it's the kind of car box cutter would drive

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

No wheels, man.

Fun Shoe
I thought Porsche made 9/11s

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



Chris Knight posted:

I thought Porsche made 9/11s

guess you forgot :911:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

professor flat pants, they call me

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

keep bullying these teens

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.




elon is going to hire this kid to work at "x" to make grok more racist I guarantee it

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

assume there was something else going on, does shame really work on these people?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Not a Children posted:

assume there was something else going on, does shame really work on these people?

on children? possibly

i'm wondering if any of them realize that this is, like, it for them in terms of defining their own story

rowkey bilbao
Jul 24, 2023

Not sure if I should pinch it or keep pushing?
i just really want to see those git diffs, assuming they aren't just changing code on live servers

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

on children? possibly

i'm wondering if any of them realize that this is, like, it for them in terms of defining their own story

blaze your story

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

elon is going to hire this kid to work at "x" to make grok more racist I guarantee it

he used to work at neuralink, and already worked at twitter before he quit being one of the two assholes that could access the treasury department

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Not a Children posted:

assume there was something else going on, does shame really work on these people?

yeah I was wondering this too, was this really a surprise to anyone?

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

ADINSX posted:

yeah I was wondering this too, was this really a surprise to anyone?

i'm genuinely baffled that he resigned

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

musk is going to make some stupid big show of how a poll on x the everything app concludes that the majority of the population want the stupid incel nazi kid reinstated

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

Video Nasty posted:

musk is going to make some stupid big show of how a poll on x the everything app concludes that the majority of the population want the stupid incel nazi kid reinstated

:thejoke: or?
https://bsky.app/profile/followtheh.bsky.social/post/3lhlsgrv5s32f

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
ha ha boys will be boys

:suicide:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



raminasi posted:

i'm genuinely baffled that he resigned

his parents probably threatened to cut him off

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol I saw someone comment 'The Fast Fashion of Cars' and honestly :hmmyes:

https://i.imgur.com/WEcQolT.mp4

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


holy poo poo a bsky embed

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Meagan, 37, Texas, white
small-business Owner
lol that the first bluesky embed I come across is a screenshot of a tweet

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

the knowledge knower. a wisdom imparter. irritatingly self-assertive. odorous.

Eeyo posted:

broccoli down

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

lmao. of course

https://x.com/JasonLeopold/status/1887952164879740977

quote:

Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old member of Elon Musk’s squad that’s criss-crossing US government agencies, was fired from an internship after he was accused of sharing information with a competitor.

“Edward has been terminated for leaking internal information to the competitors,” said a June 2022 message from an executive of the firm, Path Network, which was seen by Bloomberg News. “This is unacceptable and there is zero tolerance for this.”

A spokesperson for the Arizona-based hosting and data-security firm said Thursday: “I can confirm that Edward Coristine's brief contract was terminated after the conclusion of an internal investigation into the leaking of proprietary company information that coincided with his tenure.”

Afterward, Coristine wrote that he’d retained access to the cybersecurity company’s computers, though he said he hadn’t taken advantage of it.

“I had access to every single machine,” he wrote on Discord in late 2022, weeks after he was dismissed from Path Network, according to messages seen by Bloomberg. Posting under the name “Rivage,” which six people who know him said was his alias, Coristine said he could have wiped Path’s customer-supporting servers if he’d wished. He added, "I never exploited it because it's just not me."

His comments, made in a Discord server focused on another competitor company, worried executives at Path Network, who believed there was no legitimate reason for a former employee to access their machines, according to a person familiar with the incident. The person asked not to be named, citing the sensitivity of the matter.

In response to his firing, Coristine, who is wearing a blazer and shorts in one undated photo that was posted anonymously online, wrote on Discord that he had done “nothing contractually wrong” while working at Path Network.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol it was a coinflip for here or the Cyberpunk thread

https://theonion.com/elon-musk-announces-successful-trial-of-neuralink-brain-1850861663/

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes





pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

via jwz via mastodon

https://www.jwz.org/blog/2025/02/its-an-older-meme-but-it-checks-out/
https://cosocial.ca/@timbray/113954697965968222

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

i saw my second cybertruck today, this one with a matte black wrap, and it looked like an even bigger piece of poo poo than the other one

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

well-read undead posted:

i saw my second cybertruck today, this one with a matte black wrap, and it looked like an even bigger piece of poo poo than the other one

I’ve never seen a body wrap that I’ve liked

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
*looking at myself in the reflective finish of a brand new cybertruck*
drat look at this piece of poo poo
*looking at a cybertruck with matte black wrap*
wow holy gently caress now that's a real piece of poo poo

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

professor flat pants, they call me

akadajet posted:

I’ve never seen a body wrap that I’ve liked

There's a Tesla around here with a dusty pale pink pearlescent wrap and it sucks less than any other Tesla I've seen.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

I keep seeing truks but I'm always behind them and can't get around them to give them thumbs down. It's very frustrating! gently caress you elon!

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


what is this? did someobody do this irl? or is this a fake picture

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

please don't paste fake pictures glamorizing of the cybertruck, it's too much for me to bear

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice
i saw another cyber truck this morning and like every other time i've seen one i reflexively laughed out loud

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

altid pamo når du går
veje du burd' kende
overleved' barneår
lig' til livets ende

ive never seen a cyber duck irl :cool:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

ive never seen a cyber duck irl :cool:

what, do you live in a developed country with enforced car safety regulations or something?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




fake kaboomermobile, stolen pt cruiser valor

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

altid pamo når du går
veje du burd' kende
overleved' barneår
lig' til livets ende

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

what, do you live in a developed country with enforced car safety regulations or something?

yea

btw teslas are now old enough that regular inspections are mandated & their 2024 numbers were abysmal

https://fdm.dk/nyheder/nyt-om-biler/2025-01-populaer-tesla-model-dumper-med-et-brag-til-syn

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Carthag Tuek posted:

yea

btw teslas are now old enough that regular inspections are mandated & their 2024 numbers were abysmal

https://fdm.dk/nyheder/nyt-om-biler/2025-01-populaer-tesla-model-dumper-med-et-brag-til-syn

Populær Tesla-model dumper

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
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