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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Another successful Turner AB, why are the Cubs trapped in an infinite loop of managers obsessed with giving as many AB's as possible to dogshit vets in key spots?

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Justin Turner and his .445 OPS

lol

lmao

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer
we got RISP

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Pleeeeaaaase, Tuck

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Pleeeeaaaase, Tuck

is about to get IBBed

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Sydin posted:

Another successful Turner AB, why are the Cubs trapped in an infinite loop of managers obsessed with giving as many AB's as possible to dogshit vets in key spots?

HANDEDNESS

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
fart

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kyle bust

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer
well

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


my king :(

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Goddammit Tuck

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hey offense, wake up

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
this would be bad, but the Cubs did manage to...wait they stranded how many? ok, yeah this is bad.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Little control

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Unfortunately for the Cubs, most games require you pitch the 8th inning

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
of all the lessons the pen could have taken away from Neris as a Cub, why did they chose "walk the first batter" instead of "don't be bad"

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
I'd like to thank Mike Shildt for taking Connor Joe out of the game because he'd clearly launch a monster dinger here

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
watching Padres broadcast and learned a strike called a ball is a "close pitch"

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
"C'mon big man you're better than that"

Are you sure Rick

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016

Blue giveth and blue taketh away

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer
Throw your fastball

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


STOP WALKING EVERYONE YOU gently caress

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer
or walk him, sure that works too

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
what even IS a strike zone?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
This Little guy sucks huh

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


honestly Fernandito just hit the granny and put me out of my miaery

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

R.D. Mangles posted:

STOP WALKING EVERYONE YOU gently caress

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

R.D. Mangles posted:

honestly Fernandito just hit the granny and put me out of my miaery

No don't

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer
really good point Rick, he should have gotten Heyward out instead of walking him

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Yeah sure just leave this guy in the game, why not

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lmao

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Eat poo poo

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer
thatscub

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016

The 6 ball walk

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Jesus christ just throw a strike

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

Jesus christ just throw a strike

how about 15 sliders in a row that aren't fooling anyone?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Popete posted:

thatscub

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Cub play better please, tia

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Bregor posted:

Also shut the gently caress up Rick Sutcliffe challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
now that my doctor has called me asking about my blood pressure because of the bottom of the 8th baseball is truly back

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