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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Andy does a thing!!! :krakken:

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

John Schneider is turning into blueberry

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?
Nidoking

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
home crowd getting a little restless with Soto's lack of production

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?
Is KC's catcher the size of an entire Shaquille O'Neal or is Zach just a little guy

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

mycatscrimes posted:

Is KC's catcher the size of an entire Shaquille O'Neal or is Zach just a little guy

Sal Perez is a monster, but maybe not Shaq sized.

Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
Chris Sale interview was great, dropped a baseball reference citation in relation to Dontrelle Willis as a hitter

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?

ozymandius1024 posted:

Sal Perez is a monster, but maybe not Shaq sized.

Apparently he's only three inches taller than Zach, which is wild, I guess the batting crouch messed with my brain! Or maybe I'm not used to seeing a catcher stand up

Edit: It feels completely random where this ump will call a ball right over the top of the middle a ball or a strike. I swear I've seen five in the same spot, none called the same as the last.

mycatscrimes fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Apr 19, 2025

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
I doubt they'll bring him back out for the 6th with him being near 90 pitches already, but Jobe really settled in after that 1st inning :)

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Thanks for two free baserunning outs mariners !

E: I guess just one, that first one was a good throw from barger

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


ok, i'm starting to see an upside to barger now

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

nice catch morel

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Springer not being totally cooked is fun

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?
RILEEEEEEY

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

mycatscrimes posted:

spencer torkleton

More like Wince-er Dorkelton :xd:

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Crazy how different the lineup looks when Riley isn't striking out 40% of the time

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?

ozymandius1024 posted:

Crazy how different the lineup looks when Riley isn't striking out 40% of the time

He apparently needed to get weird

quote:

Greene, who once slept with his bat during a slump when he was a prospect at Double-A Erie, had veered away from superstitions as he established himself as an All-Star last year. His skid brought some of them back.

“I kissed his bat today,” Spencer Torkelson said. “We did some crazy stuff. We were doing everything. It was all in fun.”

“It was starting to get weird," Greene said

I don't know what to do with this quote so I'm inflicting it on others

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
Tim Robbins is in the SNY booth and he's drunk lol

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lmao @ Gusto v Padres

This gonna suck :(

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Who is Ric Flair’s favourite pitcher?

Bryan WOOOOOOOO

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Mets you're killing me here it's loving Mikolas, score some runs.

Also dear god that slash line, Contreras what happened to you man. :smith:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Sydin posted:

Mets you're killing me here it's loving Mikolas, score some runs.

Also dear god that slash line, Contreras what happened to you man. :smith:

Publicly humiliated by the franchise that signed him as a catcher

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


the mariners keep challenging barger and keep getting bit by it

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Brenan Hanifee is not great

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?

ozymandius1024 posted:

Brenan Hanifee is not great

Fortunately we had a Tyler Holton in reserve

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

3rd wild pitch by rodon

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
someone call the commissioner, I don't think Brett Baty is allowed to get hits

and a stand-up triple from Taylor on the next pitch, hell yeah

tylertfb
Mar 3, 2004

Time.Space.Transmat.
Thats 3 nice hits for no runs for the Padres.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
jfc Gusto

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I DON'T LIKE THIS SITUATION IN HOUSTON

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
phew I'm very glad Soto came through

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Vlad hit in the rear end on a pickoff to second :(

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
things I like
- Cubs win!
- Athletics win!
- Houston wins against teams that aren't the Cubs or Athletics
- Yankees lose
- Dodgers lose
- Mariners lose, unless beating the Yankees or Dodgers
- When Bret Baty gets a hit
this is a comprehensive list of everything I like, ty

edit: can't believe I forgot CARDINALS LOSE

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
LMAO PADRES

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
is Mikolas coming back from injury or something? he's not getting battered out there or anything, not sure why seventy pitches was his limit tonight

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Not a great time for a blan, dads :allears:

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?
It's nice that we're ahead but it'd be nicer if the Guardians were also behind

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

mycatscrimes posted:

It's nice that we're ahead but it'd be nicer if the Guardians were also behind

Are you sure either of those assertions are correct

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

does the sound of a lil bug twerking really repel predators?

...! posted:

Are you sure either of those assertions are correct

Everything I say is correct, Spiderman
How goes your game with the fathers

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tylertfb
Mar 3, 2004

Time.Space.Transmat.
The little turtlenecks Kyle Hart wears make it look like he time traveled here from 1987

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