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Skoora
Sep 29, 2009
I hate to say it, but Verlander isn't inspiring too much confidence

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God



Let's go The Detroit Tigers :hellyeah:

ozymandius1024 fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Apr 16, 2025

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Skoora posted:

I hate to say it, but Verlander isn't inspiring too much confidence

Verlander is cooked. It's why the Astros didn't even attempt to re-sign him this year. Last year was by far the worst of his career. He looked completely lost in pretty much every game. He should retire but he's absolutely determined to pitch for like another five years

Sorry for your loss

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

ozymandius1024 posted:




Let's go The Detroit Tigers :hellyeah:

A Tiggers win would help my friends the Cubs, so I'll allow it

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


ozymandius1024 posted:




Let's go The Detroit Tigers :hellyeah:

:hmmyes:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
SMOG

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

:hmmyes:

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009
Bailey showing why it's ok he hits .200

...! posted:

Verlander is cooked. It's why the Astros didn't even attempt to re-sign him this year. Last year was by far the worst of his career. He looked completely lost in pretty much every game. He should retire but he's absolutely determined to pitch for like another five years

Sorry for your loss

:(

edit: great base running by Harper lol

Skoora fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Apr 16, 2025

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Oh hey Morton has actually been rolling tonight, maybe he's finally coming arou-

*walk, bloop single, walk with no outs in the 3rd*

Ah, well, nevertheless.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
goddamn I can't remember the last time Alonso stayed this hot for this long

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Catching some minor league action at the Jackie Robinson training complex.



It's just single-A ball between the Palm Beach Cardinals and the Clearwater Threshers (Phillies affiliate) but still pretty fun. The weather's even cooperating by being gorgeous.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

...! posted:

Tweet already dead, I expect better of you :colbert:

:sad:

Edit: welp, the Awful iOS app says it's dead but apparently it's not. I expect better of the app devs :colbert:

So fun fact: even the mobile website only embeds tweets half the time so I just send it and hope it loads

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Yordan keeps hitting 500mph lineouts

How the gently caress is it possible to have such bad luck that you keep hitting rockets directly into fielders' gloves

:suicide:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
gently caress YOU UMP

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Goddammit Yainer, that would have been an easy caught stealing if you had actually thrown the ball wtf

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
did MLB.tv just poo poo itself for anybody else?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
yes it is doing that periodically for me every day. probably punishment for not using the $10 off any order over $25 on MLB Shop as recompense for that time it died on opening day

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
Francisco whyyyyyyyy

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Some Twins level defense by the Mets.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
hell yeah Soto's heating up

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
LMAO the Stros can't hit for poo poo this season

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
Bohm finally gets a hit and it's a go ahead run, good for him

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Love to watch our lefty-specific lineup come out and flail about ineffectually. We can't let Kjerstad or Holliday hit, we paid Ramon Laureano $4M and by God we're gonna give him some starts.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
This ump is calling two completely different zones, one for each team

gently caress all umps

:murder:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

:pamo:
lmao that wasn't a home run, Mets should get an out from that

e; bleh that's fine too but it might just be delaying the inevitable

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

LMAO the Stros can't hit for poo poo this season

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Getting reeeeaaaal tired of all the Stros RISP LOBs this season, especially with bases loaded

I mean, come on :smith:

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Couldn't Split up Tango & Cash

O's looking a bit out of sorts. The pitching has been such a drag but the bats being streaky as hell doesn't help either.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Goddammit Stros :argh:

Cards hit a blooper but the defense turned a single into a double by just standing around and not picking up the ball for a few seconds

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

Grimey Drawer
ugh Baez smoked that ball

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Megill says he wants to stay in the rotation and not be the one to be sent to the minors but man, sometimes he doesn’t make a case for himself when he’s wild like in this fifth inning.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
jfc Stros why the gently caress are you just conceding stolen bases?!

There's no reason for literally every Cards runner to not attempt to steal second, nobody is running over to cover it wtf

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Cot drat . The twins

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

ozymandius1024 posted:




Let's go The Detroit Tigers :hellyeah:

Zero_Grade posted:

Catching some minor league action at the Jackie Robinson training complex.



It's just single-A ball between the Palm Beach Cardinals and the Clearwater Threshers (Phillies affiliate) but still pretty fun. The weather's even cooperating by being gorgeous.

:nice:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

...! posted:

LMAO the Stros can't hit for poo poo this season

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Hunter Brown: strikes out the side
Offense: guaranteed to be a wet fart

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Astros got a run!
Next batter immediately lines into the easiest double play in the world

We finally started hitting and then get shut down by poo poo luck

:suicide:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
We're in a one run game and Espada is putting in our shittiest reliever

wtf are you doing, Joe

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Hunter Brown: 6.0 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 4 K, 2 BB
Astros offense: *faaaaaaaaaaaart*

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
lmao I'm in Charlotte for work and I'm blacked out of Nats, Orioles, Braves, and Reds games

Literally gently caress off, eat poo poo, and die a thousand deaths Manfred

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