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The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season began on 6/1 and ends on 11/30. Apologies for the late start to this year's thread. DOGE has slashed our budget and I am now the hurricane thread's only staff member. NOAA hurricane tracker: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ Here are all the storm names for this year. Bolded names are storms that already formed. Striked names have come and gone. Dexter Erin Fernand Gabrielle Humberto Imelda Jerry Karen Lorenzo Melissa Nestor Olga Pablo Rebekah Sebastien Tanya Van Wendy NOAA's outlook for this hurricane season:  Current outlook:  A quick look back at the 2024 season:  2024 was one of the worst hurricane seasons ever recorded. 18 named storms, 11 hurricanes, and 5 major hurricanes. It was a stupid rear end in a top hat of a season. People in western North Carolina, hundreds of miles inland from the coast and 2000+ ft above sea level are still rebuilding from Hurricane Helene. Hurricane Beryl, the earliest cat 5 ever, resulted in 68 confirmed tornadoes. Hurricane Milton reached 895 mbar, which tied the strongest hurricane ever in the Gulf of Mexico. 2025's thread is brought to you by: Passerby nurses saving people https://x.com/wdsu/status/1834049849978712514 People who probably call it the Gulf of America https://x.com/UjwalVelagapudi/status/1839355962223947991 This guy's living room https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1839499347475546311 This poo poo all the way up in TN https://x.com/ReedTimmerUSA/status/1840090638718579055 Our dorky rear end country https://x.com/GeorgeSolis/status/1840133433936224758 The guy in Reed Timmer's car   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://x.com/spann/status/1844179394962784563
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Melissa mid Olga old news Nestor is it
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Jul 8, 2025 08:58
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Nestor痴 was the worst, dirtiest Greek diner in town. A hurricane hit to your bowels as it were.
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Nestor was an argonaut. I feel like they should avoid nautical names as a general rule. nobody wants to get killed by Hurricane Popeye
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I'm worried about that 60% chance for an above average number of storms. And Karen 
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Jul 8, 2025 10:14
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for more.
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Jul 8, 2025 11:19
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redshirt posted:I'm Team Olga Olga is going to drop the hammer in September and gently caress some poo poo up.
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Jul 8, 2025 11:54
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Hurricane  is going to be extremely annoying Thanks for making the thread, Ehud 
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Melissa is going to destroy people who call it the gulf of america.
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Jul 8, 2025 12:10
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We're all gonna die
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Dumb question: how much of what痴 happening in central Texas is related to a tropical weather system? If sort of reminded me of the hurricane that hit Houston, in that a major tropical pattern formed and justdidn稚 go anywhere. I mean I grew up there and we got flooding occasionally, but Jesus. Nothing like that.
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Jul 8, 2025 13:44
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Lawman 0 posted:We're all gonna die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGIGPccHCXY
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Jul 8, 2025 13:48
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Erin has become the first named Hurricane of 2025. Go Erin go!
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People here (coastal NC) are excited for the surfing prospects next week
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Lawman 0 posted:We're all gonna die finally
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Aug 15, 2025 17:43
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Erin going strong
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Is it normal for hurricanes to first begin showing up in August?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Is it normal for hurricanes to first begin showing up in August? Yes. Erin was actually a bit late by about a week
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Yes. Erin was actually a bit late by about a week Always scary when it's a week late.
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I went camping at South Mountains State Park in NC back in July, and the devastation from Helene was incredible. It's going to be years before it's cleared up, so many trees went down. I saw a concrete and steel pedestrian bridge that was hit by debris so hard it was shifted almost 3 feet in the center. It was my little gem, my refuge from the real world, and I'm thankful the family campground is still open. gently caress hurricanes.
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Aug 20, 2025 03:49
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I'm actually somewhat surprised that Trump has not totally shut down the Hurricane Center, just so it looks like no hurricanes will threaten our country.
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Genesplicer posted:I'm actually somewhat surprised that Trump has not totally shut down the Hurricane Center, just so it looks like no hurricanes will threaten our country. We still have three years so don't count it out just yet!
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Aug 20, 2025 05:06
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Nestor causes billions of dollars worth of damage to Miami, cocaine supplies and young girls primary at risk.
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Aug 20, 2025 05:13
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weg posted:Olga is going to drop the hammer in September and gently caress some poo poo up. every olga i've known is not someone you want to gently caress around with
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Possibly dumb question from someone who lives far away from where hurricanes are (at least so far) a thing: it looks like Erin peaked at Category 5, but has since weakened to Category 2. What's the expected progression from here? Is it expected to weaken more before hitting the US coast, or to go up in strength again?
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Possibly dumb question from someone who lives far away from where hurricanes are (at least so far) a thing: it looks like Erin peaked at Category 5, but has since weakened to Category 2. What's the expected progression from here? Is it expected to weaken more before hitting the US coast, or to go up in strength again? Well it's not actually expected to hit the US coast, and as it's headed North to cold waters most likely just going to continue to weaken. Although there is one tracking model that has it turning back around like it forgot its keys or something 
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Well that's good at least, considering the dismantling of related services by that orange rear end in a top hat.
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Three Olives posted:Nestor causes billions of dollars worth of damage to Miami, cocaine supplies and young girls primary at risk. Gaetz needs to control his "son".
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Well that's good at least, considering the dismantling of related services by that orange rear end in a top hat. Yeah, we're really in full on "pray" mode. Seeing as how God doesn't exist, I'm not sure that's a good policy to have.
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Beryl was a motherfucker. I was without power for a full week.
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Look alive thread, there's storms a brewing.
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We've got two tropical cyclones out there in the Atlantic, one of which might come onshore in the southeastern US next week. Further to the east, and currently less threatening to the US coast, is Hurricane Humberto. Models don't have this one coming on, or very near, the coast. But it does have some chance of influencing the path of the second storm. Potential Tropical Cycle Nine, formerly known as Invest 94L (and soon to be Imelda), is the one to watch. It is moving past Hispaniola and Cuba now, still disorganized, on its way north-northwest. It should be approaching near southeastern coast early next week. And then ...? Well, its very uncertain due to other influencing factors. The experimental cone from the NHC, which just tries to locate the center of the storm, gets huge because they aren't sure where it's going to go. Depending on how fast it can get north, it may or may not come onshore. If you live along the southeastern US, especially eastern Georgia, SC, and NC, you could at least be in for multiple days of heavy tropical rain. Experimental cone for Potential TC Nine: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/262040.shtml?wwCone#contents NHC Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmsujT-nvY0 Dr. Levi Cowen's more detailed video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjDQVhvT4Ms Monday Morning Edit: Nah, nevermind. Imelda slow as hell and is gonna turn right well before it gets to 30 degrees north latitude. Hampton Flinch fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Sep 29, 2025 |
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So no landfall expected on either storm right?
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:So no landfall expected on either storm right? Not in the US, not looking too good for Bermuda though
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subscribing on page 1 but, also, Ehud posted:The guy in Reed Timmer's car wow 
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did they just dump that guy somewhere?
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big nipples big life posted:did they just dump that guy somewhere? They do seem much happier for it
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Using my detective skills and the expressions in pics 1 and 2 I'm going to guess that he smelled.
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