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I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
Does the amount of third-world blood money that The Bad Donald brings in actually outweigh the cost of the cars he writes off every season?

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I'm Crap posted:

Does the amount of third-world blood money that The Bad Donald brings in actually outweigh the cost of the cars he writes off every season?

Your username is very fitting.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

Wirth1000 posted:

Can someone explain why Pastor is in the 2nd Lotus and not me? Seriously, you can't.

He is a proven race winner.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

1500quidporsche posted:

Your username is very fitting.
Answer the question, please.

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
MaldonadOwns, he owns.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I see the trolls are out in full force trying to sully Pastor's good name...

GET A LIFE!

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
if pastor cant get a government funded race seat can he still get government funded toilet paper

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

POCKET CHOMP posted:

MaldonadOwns, he owns.

He certainly owns those barriers

meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer
How is Maldonado not a national embarrassment?

This thread is way too meta

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
How is Grosjean not a national embarrassment? 0 wins, that's poor.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Alain Post posted:

How is Grosjean not a national embarrassment? 0 wins, that's poor.

Because he is a good lad who means well and tbh that is a rare quality in a French person

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
rosberg cant be a national embarresment because he has 3

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Dubs posted:

rosberg cant be a national embarresment because he has 3

When Rosberg is driving at Ferrari I wonder what national anthem he will choose when he consistently beats worst WDC ever Vettel.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

julian assflange posted:

Because he is a good lad who means well and tbh that is a rare quality in a French person

He's Swiss

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


meat CRime posted:

How is Maldonado not a national embarrassment?

This thread is way too meta

Lucky for him there are plenty of other national embarrassments in Venezuela, like the president, the economy, the lack of quality toilet paper, etc.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I'm Crap posted:

Answer the question, please.

He's a decent driver with good funding(theoretically).

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

How is Grosjean not a national embarrassment? 0 wins, that's poor.

He is one of the better Swiss drivers. Marc Surer Mk.II.

Human Grand Prix fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Aug 27, 2015

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I'm Crap posted:

Answer the question, please.

The answer is its not his fault. I've thrown together a 30 year old car that was supposed to be crushed for scrap on a shoe string budget for daily driving and TSD rallying when I was a student and in the four years I've owned that car its broken down less than the Lotus cars do on an average race weekend this year. It's astounding some of the mental gymnastics you Maldonado Haters leap through to blame him. Lotus are a terrible poo poo team and the sooner Renault buy them out and restore Pastor to glory the better.

willcrouch
Jul 2, 2007

Human Grand Prix posted:

He is one of the better Swiss drivers. Marc Surer Mk.II.

De Silvestro he ain't.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

gret posted:

Lucky for him there are plenty of other national embarrassments in Venezuela, like the president, the economy, the lack of quality toilet paper, etc.

El Heffe

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

what the

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
it's true

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm just getting caught up on the GP now but lol Williams.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Human Grand Prix posted:

I'm just getting caught up on the GP now but lol Williams.

what can you expect from a team that employs known retard Felipe Massa and non-race winner Valteri Bottas?

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Redbull retires due to Riccardo stepping on brakes. Awesome. I love this sport.


EDIT: How do you suggest Pirelli make non-exploding tires Sebastian?

Human Grand Prix fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Aug 28, 2015

willcrouch
Jul 2, 2007

El Hefe posted:

what can you expect from a team that employs known retard Felipe Massa and non-race winner Valteri Bottas?

AND firing prove race winner Pastor "I'll crash out on 50% of my races and cost you over the $23 million I bring" Maldonado.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
what's that? I cant hear your pathetic manlet voice from the top step of the podium

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Pastor is the most fun and interesting thing in this goddamn sport, hth.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
No he's not. He crashes out early in the race and that's it. We laugh about it for another half lap or lap, say something deragoatory about el hefe and the entire venezuelan shithole culture then go back to complaining about how loving terrible this current formula is.

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willcrouch
Jul 2, 2007

Wirth1000 posted:

No he's not. He crashes out early in the race and that's it. We laugh about it for another half lap or lap, say something deragoatory about el hefe and the entire venezuelan shithole culture then go back to complaining about how loving terrible this current formula is.

This thread summed up depressingly well.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Wirth1000 posted:

No he's not. He crashes out early in the race and that's it. We laugh about it for another half lap or lap, say something deragoatory about el hefe and the entire venezuelan shithole culture then go back to complaining about how loving terrible this current formula is.

did you poop your diaper while typing out this gay post you stupid gay baby? lmao

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mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010
I just started really following F1 and watching all the races this year and this thread has been one of the best parts about it.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Wirth1000 posted:

No he's not. He crashes out early in the race and that's it. We laugh about it for another half lap or lap, say something deragoatory about el hefe and the entire venezuelan shithole culture then go back to complaining about how loving terrible this current formula is.

The worst thing about this formula is that it does not allow Pastor the opportunity to fully showcase his talents.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Alain Post posted:

The worst thing about this formula is that it does not allow Pastor the opportunity to fully showcase his talents.

:agreed:

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Formula Pastor

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Formula Pastor



alright now i want demolition derbys to require hydraulics

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

mustard_tiger posted:

I just started really following F1 and watching all the races this year and this thread has been one of the best parts about it.

:agreed:

Anyway the MotoGP is on this weekend...

Aqualung
Oct 10, 2005

Don't worry guys, Ron knows the guy who drives the crane.

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Formula Pastor



Better than all but 2 races this year.

Aqualung
Oct 10, 2005

Don't worry guys, Ron knows the guy who drives the crane.

El Hefe posted:

did you poop your diaper while typing out this gay post you stupid gay baby? lmao

Classic comeback, I'm gonna steal it for next time "Wirth1000" is a poopy-face to me.

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

sticksy posted:

Pastor is the most fun and interesting thing in this goddamn sport, hth.
I don't see how you can say that when Pastor hasn't eaten a single ice cream nor taken a single poo poo.

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