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Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

mannerup posted:

coroner being an elected position as well in some jurisdictions is equally lol

In some places in the US the coroner is the only person that has the power to arrest the sheriff should the need arise.

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Iassic Yankem was the King Jerry Lawers dentist.

And if you his history outside of wrestling,

He fits right in with them.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I just assume most wrasslers are chudly then occasionally get pleasantly surprised by some like Mick Foley and uh..

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

I just can't believe this

https://i.imgur.com/2TP6ULd.mp4

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Junk posted:

is trump dead yet

If he dies there will be either/both 3k posts to this thread and they'll be either :lol: or :crab:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

just in case you are half as dumb as I, unmute this, I am glad my work tablet has a new animated desktop.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

golden showers make me feel good

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
And you tell me that just before he says golden showers with glee and excitement he was explaining that he's not into them?

That guy has the weirdest inflections.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



CannonFodder posted:

If you consider him a traitor to his country, 9th, in the ice, possibly face fixed in place but I don't know if he has the ability to weep so maybe completely contained. Or just arms and most of torso contained so he could resist his place but never be freed.

He's got Lust and Gluttony and Sloth and they have their levels, possibly wrath because he's so loving petty about everything and lashes out with insults and when he was younger physical battery like hitting his son for not wearing a suit to a baseball game and for and I'm rating the alleged marital rape of his then wife Ivana because he was wrathful about how the hair plugs didn't take.

Greed? Oh yeah. But Greed is good.

Pride? No, some say, some say, that he is the least prideful of anyone. He has not a single bit of pride in his body. A US Marine came up to Trump with tears in his eyes, like straight out of central casting, and told Trump that Trump was the most humble person to walk the Earth.

Envy? This is a tough one, but at best I can link it to Obama's speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner where he called out Trump about the Birth Certificate Issue. Trump may have been envious of Obama being able to get laughs at a special DC Party™ that Trump was not invited to before. I know there's also very inside NYC wealthy people circles where he wasn't getting invited to the most exclusive parties because they just don't like him. Trump may be envious of those connections, that rarified air that he tried so desperately to join with his Trump Air and Trump Steaks and repeated bankruptcies.


anyway, lol

we should make up a secret 2.4 level for vainglory that trump also has to visit.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

priznat posted:

I just assume most wrasslers are chudly then occasionally get pleasantly surprised by some like Mick Foley and uh..

The only morally questionable thing I can think of Foley doing was cheating at a fruitcake-eating contest in Santa Claus, Indiana back in 2014. But that was hilarious.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

geeko55 posted:

As a born and raised Catholic this is maybe the most wild thing I've ever seen and it's just hilarious. Like, what the hell did I just watch?

That’s not even his best one: https://youtu.be/fYegOwzLb3A?si=KeQQHuvrNhFyalTu

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I also have to say that Mick Foley is awesome as hell.

I am not a huge fan of wrestling, but cactus jack was hilarious.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol he looks really bad.

wonder if he stepped out for a movie

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

nine-gear crow posted:

And yes I'm aware the the Rock is a registered Republican and Austin beat the poo poo out of his wife.

While Mick Foley is a multiple time NYT Best Selling author with an interest in US Civil War history and dresses as Santa.

I think we know who the winner of the three is.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



,,¥^^ Mick Foley Winter Soldier

When do we upgrade to LATINUM SHOWERS? (We press the water with the gold what a savings)

,✓✓
Just raise the flag Pancho

Also idolizing wrestling brought us both hulk Hogan meat shoes and the ultimate warrior, clearly a land of contrasts?

Randabis fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Nov 19, 2023

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

“TRUMP” will die by misjudging a fart during the high point of a rally, and go out something like this:

https://youtu.be/d47zpGcp2nA?si=U9OwUruqI4SGUfWH

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Trump could stroke on live in front of millions on stage, fall over, dying turning purple making GBS threads his pants, and within hours there will be stories how Hunter Biden, BLM, Antifa, Space Laser Jews, Soros, Woke Library books, leftie universities, Bud Light,
Trans Culture, Ukraine, Hamas, Nancy Pelosi, OAC, Ilhan Omar, abortion, gun control, Obama, Michelle Obama, climate change activists, evolutionists, mexican caravans, and sex education moved the stage making him fall over.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



He made an REM funny Wanda why did you make this reality based on Europea final countdown.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

happyhippy posted:

Trump could stroke on live in front of millions on stage, fall over, dying turning purple making GBS threads his pants, and within hours there will be stories how Hunter Biden, BLM, Antifa, Space Laser Jews, Soros, Woke Library books, leftie universities, Bud Light,
Trans Culture, Ukraine, Hamas, Nancy Pelosi, OAC, Ilhan Omar, abortion, gun control, Obama, Michelle Obama, climate change activists, evolutionists, mexican caravans, and sex education moved the stage making him fall over.

Also, that video wasn’t real, and it wasn’t the real Trump, it’s a fake created by the deep state. Trump is still alive and about to reveal the shadow government any day now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Randabis posted:

He made an REM funny Wanda why did you make this reality based on Europea final countdown.

*Keyboard solo!

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



redshirt posted:

*Keyboard solo!

Increase the intensity Mr data.

And you... welcome to the human race.

Is this Diploma Tap?

Randabis fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Nov 19, 2023

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

an uptick of trump death talk, its the picture where hes drooling beside the daughter lookalike isnt it? he looks hosed!( SAD!)

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Renreeja posted:

an uptick of trump death talk, its the picture where hes drooling beside the daughter lookalike isnt it? he looks hosed!( SAD!)

It's wishful thinking that the "rule of three" would also apply to Trumps.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Red headed chuds hungry for blue headed bridenulans.

Their dads all work for the same dealership

Sorry doctor, I can't see your feet.

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Randabis fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Nov 19, 2023

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

I said come in! posted:

Trumps hands look small and weird in this photo.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Someone just needs to show Trump the episode of Always Sunny where Uncle Jack wears fake rubber hands and he will 1,000% do that poo poo irl

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

haljordan posted:

Someone just needs to show Trump the episode of Always Sunny where Uncle Jack wears fake rubber hands and he will 1,000% do that poo poo irl

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


fondue posted:

If he dies there will be either/both 3k posts to this thread and they'll be either :lol: or :crab:

The forums will go down for a bit

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

someone's going to post "holy poo poo Trump just died" and there will be a couple responses as if it's a gag and then someone will link the tweet about it and then things will go nuts

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


"It's very demeaning to women"

- A guy who cheats on his wife with a porn star he paid off to keep the affair secret and former co-owner of the Miss Universe pageant who by all accounts would creep out in the underage girls dressing room during events.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






kazil posted:

someone's going to post "holy poo poo Trump just died" and there will be a couple responses as if it's a gag and then someone will link the tweet about it and then things will go nuts

What if Trump and Kissinger shuffle off on the same day

tek79 posted:

"It's very demeaning to women"

- A guy who cheats on his wife with a porn star he paid off he forced his lawyer to take out a second mortgage to pay off to keep the affair secret and former co-owner of the Miss Universe pageant who by all accounts would creep out in the underage girls dressing room during events.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

haljordan posted:

What if Trump and Kissinger shuffle off on the same day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcF2KUJVdLE

mystes
May 31, 2006

tek79 posted:

"It's very demeaning to women"

- A guy who cheats on his wife with a porn star he paid off to keep the affair secret and former co-owner of the Miss Universe pageant who by all accounts would creep out in the underage girls dressing room during events.
None of the people having a tantrum about trans women in sports even gave the slightest poo poo about women's sports 6 months ago

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






mystes posted:

None of the people having a tantrum about trans women in sports even gave the slightest poo poo about women's sports 6 months ago

I mean they still don't actually care about women's sports, it's just a handy cudgel they can use to demonize a portion of the population

haljordan fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Nov 19, 2023

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!

haljordan posted:

What if Trump and Kissinger shuffle off on the same day

Don't you threaten me with a good time

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

kazil posted:

someone's going to post "holy poo poo Trump just died" and there will be a couple responses as if it's a gag and then someone will link the tweet about it and then things will go nuts

people will be posting rows of the spinny alert lights with "ITS REAL" sandwiched between them for like 20 pages in the span of 5 minutes before nubb nubb starts playing, hopefully along with videos of the final, very public pants shidding

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It'll be like when Trump got Covid but times a million

I bet some scrub Twitter account with 8 followers will be the one to break the news

haljordan fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Nov 19, 2023

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



kazil posted:

someone's going to post "holy poo poo Trump just died" and there will be a couple responses as if it's a gag and then someone will link the tweet about it and then things will go nuts

there will be some balls that may go past the edge of the universe

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