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Fat Albert in a can posted:Hey I just met you You don't know me the way you really should You're sure misunderstood Don't film this baby
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Nov 20, 2023 01:04
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https://twitter.com/AlacritysWhatev/status/1726349976983511522 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 20, 2023 01:05
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PhazonLink posted:is this a joke or is that a legit vector? I'm not a computer toucher, but I listen to an Australian talk techno babble on a podcast called Risky Business and I'm now confident that absolutely everything is a vector, just don't install anything ever.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:07
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1726368421451882845 I am not American. And have never been to or eaten at a Cracker Barrell. But as I understood it, they were a hardcore "Rah Rah America! We have nostalgia for a fake performative rustic past." restaurant beloved by boomer CHUDs. What's this about them going woke? By advertising a special for Thanksgiving no less?
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Nov 20, 2023 01:12
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I mean honestly whoooooo cares Right Wing Cope is as boring as p.win posts at this point
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Nov 20, 2023 01:13
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Matt Allen of Florida for one.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:14
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Matt Allen of Florida for one. That guy sucks.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:16
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Squiggle posted:FORCING customers to eat! "Wait, we can do that?" -Cracker Barrel
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Nov 20, 2023 01:16
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haljordan posted:That guy sucks. No arguments here pal.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:17
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I thought chuds declared crackerbarrel woke and broke already because of a pride advert this year?
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Nov 20, 2023 01:18
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BrigadierSensible posted:I am not American. And have never been to or eaten at a Cracker Barrell. Freedom is mandatory saturated fat intake.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:19
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BrigadierSensible posted:I am not American. And have never been to or eaten at a Cracker Barrell. I think they brought out some sort of plant based meat alternative. You can still get the regular meat. The mere existence of vegan pretend meat is enough to make a chud’s head spin
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Nov 20, 2023 01:22
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1726368421451882845 Cracker Barrel delenda est! - person who wrote the “woke” comment’s follow up comment because they don’t know where the edit button is, or that it exists.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:23
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Grey Cat posted:I thought chuds declared crackerbarrel woke and broke already because of a pride advert this year? They also did it when Cracker Barrel dared to serve that fake meat brand before that
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Nov 20, 2023 01:26
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Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead? E: Oh no duh, I remember my right wing nut jobs 1.01. They're against it because it's slowly preparing society to accept the banning of meat and everyone will be forced to eat bugs.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:28
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead? they don't want it served near them because it's for -
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Nov 20, 2023 01:28
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead? ITS BUGS!
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Nov 20, 2023 01:29
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead? If Cracker Barrel puts it on the menu, it's like a challenge to go and eat that. Your only accomplishment in the last 5 years is "ate everything on the Cracker Barrel menu", and now these woke suits have ruined that unless you eat soy.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:30
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Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didn’t know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. It’s where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state you’re driving through.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:30
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Ralph Hurley posted:Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didn’t know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. It’s where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state you’re driving through. Sorry, it's war now.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:32
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the forced feminization and sissification of America by estrogen and soy being introduced to the Cracker Barrel menu
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Nov 20, 2023 01:32
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Ralph Hurley posted:Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didn’t know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. It’s where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state you’re driving through. seems there's a DAY you don't REMEMBER that changed this COUNTRY for GOOD while it kept doing the exact same poo poo it was doing and then stepped up on the right-wing scaremongering and surveillance state poo poo
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Nov 20, 2023 01:33
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mannerup posted:the forced feminization and sissification of America by estrogen and soy being introduced to the Cracker Barrel menu I went to jail for 3 months and was told the primarily soy based food was there because it significantly reduced violence
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Nov 20, 2023 01:35
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I wonder if Trump asks people around him to use this newfangled "AI" thing to print out pictures of him looking super buff and not like the rotten but gluttonous version of the Cryptkeeper that he is (e: ack, this is not a call for this. please don't poo poo this place up with AI art. that was just a question of mine, above)
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Nov 20, 2023 01:35
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busalover posted:Just looked it up, and that whack libertarian candidate won the argentinian elections. Cool, cool. Dude campaigned on "chainsawing" government programs from education to healthcare. Also something about trading organs and kids? Way more gonzo than Bolsonaro. the dude's cabinet is literally 4 dogs who are clones of his previous dog that died. they all have different roles. i believe one sees the future? also, you're not going to believe this, but he's a huge fan of one donald j trump. yes, the game show host!
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Nov 20, 2023 01:36
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I dunno if Cracker Barrel was ever Americana or chud icon or wherever, but I do know you used to see some hosed-up people in their restaurants. Like people who like looked like they walked right off the set of Winter’s Bone, or Justified “holler” type folks. MrMojok fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Nov 20, 2023 |
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Nov 20, 2023 01:36
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shazbot posted:I went to jail for 3 months and was told the primarily soy based food was there because it significantly reduced violence it's because it was subsidized, same bullshit as saltpeter in rations the food was poo poo because it cost nothing
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Nov 20, 2023 01:37
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shazbot posted:I went to jail for 3 months and was told the primarily soy based food was there because it significantly reduced violence Wait is this legit lol (What you were told I mean)
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Nov 20, 2023 01:37
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haljordan posted:Wait is this legit lol Yes absolutely that’s what the jail told me
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Nov 20, 2023 01:37
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haljordan posted:Wait is this legit lol I've heard that bullshit in jail too
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Nov 20, 2023 01:37
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What a time to be alive!
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Nov 20, 2023 01:39
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soy products own. im gonna eat some natto, bitchez
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Nov 20, 2023 01:40
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To be clear this was in Arizona’s/Sheriff Joe Arpio’s Tent City and it’s one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration
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Nov 20, 2023 01:40
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Born too early to join a galactic federation of planets. Born too late to experience epic battles. Born just in time to outlive Trump and lol at chuds.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:41
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Ralph Hurley posted:Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didn’t know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. It’s where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state you’re driving through. It used to be in that pantheon with waffle house as “place that anyone can go and find something to eat", but as chains fall before the might of Sodexo and other lovely food delivery companies, cracker barrel fell off
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Nov 20, 2023 01:42
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If the prison system knew a way other than keeping you too hot/too cold to be horny and violent they'd do itshazbot posted:To be clear this was in Arizona’s/Sheriff Joe Arpio’s Tent City and it’s one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration Im sorry you had to live in one of that dude's concentration camps MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Nov 20, 2023 |
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Nov 20, 2023 01:42
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shazbot posted:To be clear this was in Arizona’s/Sheriff Joe Arpio’s Tent City and it’s one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration Ahhh just seeing that rear end in a top hat's name makes my eye twitch and I live in New York. It's great how his hosed up tactics cost the state millions upon millions of dollars in legal fees but hey, at least he was "tough on crime"!!!
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Nov 20, 2023 01:42
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MrQwerty posted:If the prison system knew a way other than keeping you too hot/too cold to be horny and violent they'd do it Man, that’s another one. We plastered over the ac vent with newspaper and toothpaste the keep the AC from blasting on us at sub 60 degree temps.
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Nov 20, 2023 01:44
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shazbot posted:To be clear this was in Arizona’s/Sheriff Joe Arpio’s Tent City and it’s one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration congrats on living in hell for a period of time and making it out
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Nov 20, 2023 01:47
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shazbot posted:Man, that’s another one. We plastered over the ac vent with newspaper and toothpaste the keep the AC from blasting on us at sub 60 degree temps. the jail I've been in mandates to ~60 so you're never comfortable at any time for any reason toothpaste cement 4 lyfe
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Nov 20, 2023 01:48
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