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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Fat Albert in a can posted:

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Avert your camera
Donít film this baby

You don't know me the way you really should
You're sure misunderstood
Don't film this baby

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011




https://twitter.com/AlacritysWhatev/status/1726349976983511522

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ionicpsycho
Dec 25, 2006
The Shortbus Avenger.

PhazonLink posted:

is this a joke or is that a legit vector?

I'm not a computer toucher, but I listen to an Australian talk techno babble on a podcast called Risky Business and I'm now confident that absolutely everything is a vector, just don't install anything ever.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I am not American. And have never been to or eaten at a Cracker Barrell.

But as I understood it, they were a hardcore "Rah Rah America! We have nostalgia for a fake performative rustic past." restaurant beloved by boomer CHUDs.

What's this about them going woke? By advertising a special for Thanksgiving no less?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I mean honestly whoooooo cares

Right Wing Cope is as boring as p.win posts at this point

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Matt Allen of Florida for one.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Funky See Funky Do posted:

Matt Allen of Florida for one.

That guy sucks.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Squiggle posted:

FORCING customers to eat!

"Wait, we can do that?" -Cracker Barrel

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

haljordan posted:

That guy sucks.

No arguments here pal.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Likely Doing stuff and things


I thought chuds declared crackerbarrel woke and broke already because of a pride advert this year?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



BrigadierSensible posted:

I am not American. And have never been to or eaten at a Cracker Barrell.

But as I understood it, they were a hardcore "Rah Rah America! We have nostalgia for a fake performative rustic past." restaurant beloved by boomer CHUDs.

What's this about them going woke? By advertising a special for Thanksgiving no less?
These guys are mad that Cracker Barrel, a restaurant, is offering some plant-based entree options for people who want them, so that they can sell portion-controlled chow washed down with sweet tea to vegetarians and vegans as well.

Freedom is mandatory saturated fat intake.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications

BrigadierSensible posted:

I am not American. And have never been to or eaten at a Cracker Barrell.

But as I understood it, they were a hardcore "Rah Rah America! We have nostalgia for a fake performative rustic past." restaurant beloved by boomer CHUDs.

What's this about them going woke? By advertising a special for Thanksgiving no less?

I think they brought out some sort of plant based meat alternative. You can still get the regular meat. The mere existence of vegan pretend meat is enough to make a chudís head spin

Fat Albert in a can
Aug 20, 2006

:h::d::h:
These stupid forest elves have NO appreciation for how hard I work on my hair.:h::d::h:

Cracker Barrel delenda est! - person who wrote the ďwokeĒ commentís follow up comment because they donít know where the edit button is, or that it exists.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Grey Cat posted:

I thought chuds declared crackerbarrel woke and broke already because of a pride advert this year?

They also did it when Cracker Barrel dared to serve that fake meat brand before that

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead?

E: Oh no duh, I remember my right wing nut jobs 1.01. They're against it because it's slowly preparing society to accept the banning of meat and everyone will be forced to eat bugs.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Funky See Funky Do posted:

Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead?

they don't want it served near them because it's for -

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead?

ITS BUGS!

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Do they think they're getting ripped off? Like they're ordering a steak but the sneaky fucks are feeding them fake meat instead?

If Cracker Barrel puts it on the menu, it's like a challenge to go and eat that. Your only accomplishment in the last 5 years is "ate everything on the Cracker Barrel menu", and now these woke suits have ruined that unless you eat soy.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didnít know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. Itís where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state youíre driving through.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.

Ralph Hurley posted:

Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didnít know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. Itís where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state youíre driving through.

Sorry, it's war now.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
the forced feminization and sissification of America by estrogen and soy being introduced to the Cracker Barrel menu

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Ralph Hurley posted:

Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didnít know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. Itís where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state youíre driving through.

seems there's a DAY you don't REMEMBER that changed this COUNTRY for GOOD while it kept doing the exact same poo poo it was doing and then stepped up on the right-wing scaremongering and surveillance state poo poo

shazbot
Sep 20, 2004
Ah, hon, ya got arby's all over my acoustic wave machine.

mannerup posted:

the forced feminization and sissification of America by estrogen and soy being introduced to the Cracker Barrel menu

I went to jail for 3 months and was told the primarily soy based food was there because it significantly reduced violence

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I wonder if Trump asks people around him to use this newfangled "AI" thing to print out pictures of him looking super buff and not like the rotten but gluttonous version of the Cryptkeeper that he is

(e: ack, this is not a call for this. please don't poo poo this place up with AI art. that was just a question of mine, above)

ShimaTetsuo
Sep 9, 2001

Maximus Quietus

busalover posted:

Just looked it up, and that whack libertarian candidate won the argentinian elections. Cool, cool. Dude campaigned on "chainsawing" government programs from education to healthcare. Also something about trading organs and kids? Way more gonzo than Bolsonaro.

the dude's cabinet is literally 4 dogs who are clones of his previous dog that died. they all have different roles. i believe one sees the future?

also, you're not going to believe this, but he's a huge fan of one donald j trump. yes, the game show host!

MrMojok
Jan 27, 2011

I dunno if Cracker Barrel was ever Americana or chud icon or wherever, but I do know you used to see some hosed-up people in their restaurants.

Like people who like looked like they walked right off the set of Winterís Bone, or Justified ďhollerĒ type folks.

MrMojok fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Nov 20, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




shazbot posted:

I went to jail for 3 months and was told the primarily soy based food was there because it significantly reduced violence

it's because it was subsidized, same bullshit as saltpeter in rations

the food was poo poo because it cost nothing

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






shazbot posted:

I went to jail for 3 months and was told the primarily soy based food was there because it significantly reduced violence

Wait is this legit lol

(What you were told I mean)

shazbot
Sep 20, 2004
Ah, hon, ya got arby's all over my acoustic wave machine.

haljordan posted:

Wait is this legit lol

(What you were told I mean)

Yes absolutely thatís what the jail told me

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




haljordan posted:

Wait is this legit lol

(What you were told I mean)

I've heard that bullshit in jail too

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






What a time to be alive!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

soy products own. im gonna eat some natto, bitchez

shazbot
Sep 20, 2004
Ah, hon, ya got arby's all over my acoustic wave machine.
To be clear this was in Arizonaís/Sheriff Joe Arpioís Tent City and itís one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Likely Doing stuff and things


Born too early to join a galactic federation of planets.

Born too late to experience epic battles.

Born just in time to outlive Trump and lol at chuds.

rotinaj
Sep 4, 2008

Fun Shoe

Ralph Hurley posted:

Cracker Barrel used to be imo the best option for food on the road. Every one was exactly the same inside. The gift shop was oldey timey crap and old fashioned candy. They used to have rosin baked potatoes that were awesome but I guess actually cooking potatoes in boiling pine rosin in a restaurant kitchen was too big a pain in the rear end. Like a lot of chains, the food was way better years ago. I didnít know it was supposed to be some sacred stronghold of conservative American values. Itís where you eat a huge meal in a pretend country home before checking in to a lovely motel in a state youíre driving through.

It used to be in that pantheon with waffle house as ďplace that anyone can go and find something to eat", but as chains fall before the might of Sodexo and other lovely food delivery companies, cracker barrel fell off

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




If the prison system knew a way other than keeping you too hot/too cold to be horny and violent they'd do it

shazbot posted:

To be clear this was in Arizona’s/Sheriff Joe Arpio’s Tent City and it’s one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration

Im sorry you had to live in one of that dude's concentration camps

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Nov 20, 2023

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






shazbot posted:

To be clear this was in Arizona’s/Sheriff Joe Arpio’s Tent City and it’s one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration

Ahhh just seeing that rear end in a top hat's name makes my eye twitch and I live in New York. It's great how his hosed up tactics cost the state millions upon millions of dollars in legal fees but hey, at least he was "tough on crime"!!!

shazbot
Sep 20, 2004
Ah, hon, ya got arby's all over my acoustic wave machine.

MrQwerty posted:

If the prison system knew a way other than keeping you too hot/too cold to be horny and violent they'd do it

Man, thatís another one. We plastered over the ac vent with newspaper and toothpaste the keep the AC from blasting on us at sub 60 degree temps.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

shazbot posted:

To be clear this was in Arizonaís/Sheriff Joe Arpioís Tent City and itís one of a dozen absolutely nuts things I was told during my incarceration
not a surprise the same place that mandated pink underwear for inmates had interesting thoughts on food

congrats on living in hell for a period of time and making it out

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




shazbot posted:

Man, thatís another one. We plastered over the ac vent with newspaper and toothpaste the keep the AC from blasting on us at sub 60 degree temps.

the jail I've been in mandates to ~60 so you're never comfortable at any time for any reason

toothpaste cement 4 lyfe

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