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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Woah!

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covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020


I am now Water Bear!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just topped up from the cooler

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

numberoneposter posted:

just topped up from the cooler


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

brb...need to re-hydrate...

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Cum is at least 90% water

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Yet another GBS sex pest posting their fetishes and jacking off, shan’t say I’m surprised

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Nov 15, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mm getting thirsty bby

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

another innocuous gbs thread turns horny. you hate to see it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Yet another GBS sex pest posting their fetishes and jacking off, shanít say Iím surprised

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Lol, just FYI I was mocking the usual complaints about GBS

E: I should start doing the purposeful misspelling so as not to confuse

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Horny 4 hydration

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Honk if you're hydrated.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

Honk if you're hydrated.

Lusting after liquids

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Nov 16, 2023

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

numberoneposter posted:

Honk if you're hydrated.

Press Y to honk.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I'm honking as hard as I can

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Keep honking
I'm rehydrating

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Look at those spigots 🥵🥵🥵

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like it when the bubbles happen :pervert:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Keepin' it wet 'n' wild with some on tap seltzer at work.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.
Where is the mainstream beer/water line?

Like many will say Bud Light is like making love in a canoe.....

Sam Adams? The "Main" Budweiser?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I had a really awful session grapefruit IPA last night that tasted mostly like bitter water and DMS.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.

Escape From Noise posted:

I had a really awful session grapefruit IPA last night that tasted mostly like bitter water and DMS.

I'm almost intrigued.

When it comes to beer, I prefer it does not "Drink like a meal".

As for water, one of my little tricks is to pour a small amount of flavored seltzer into my regular bottle (with ice).

It's amazing how you can taste even the hint of lemon.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mite have a mineral water or two this weekend

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I piss in my own mouth. It's ridiculous that my body keeps wanting to lose all this free water, and it's sugary sweet as well!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Brew day and it's not in the brewery.

So you know I'm sippin' the clear, cool refresher (water)

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

folks Iím drinking water rn before bed and Iíll probably resume upon waking, wild poo poo

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Chief McHeath posted:

folks I’m drinking water rn before bed and I’ll probably resume upon waking, wild poo poo

Keepin' it wet 'n' wild

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/sXzITuHWBCU?si=tEIS3otCtVQAhE57

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends
I just had two solo cups of skim milk.

Yummy!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Wendigee posted:

I just had two solo cups of skim milk.

Yummy!

hosed up, if true.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends
It was 1%, the store was out of skim lol

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I used a hydration multiplier, I poured it into my mouth and slammed a shot glass of tap water and chewed a while and eventually got it down. That's like a whole bottle of water.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.
Thinkin' about that 1%

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Thinkin' about that 1%

Bikers need hydration too. Even the outlaws.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

kntfkr posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)



Free kntfkr.

Mods are mad because they got caught in their thirst trap!

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

Escape From Noise posted:

Free kntfkr.

Mods are mad because they got caught in their thirst trap!

Gettin wet from water smh

Bake him away toys

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Loin King posted:

Gettin wet from water smh

Bake him away toys

[As they rip my guts out in front of a crowd] "HYDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATION!"

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

Escape From Noise posted:

[As they rip my guts out in front of a crowd] "HYDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATION!"

Im the guy in the back with a lighter like its freebird but instead of a lighter its a supersoaker 50x and instead of freebird its the entirety of andrew wk's "i get wet"

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Escape From Noise posted:

Free kntfkr.

Mods are mad because they got caught in their thirst trap!

let this be a warning to thirsty water lovers. this thread is on watch

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