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hi I'm dayton Ohio hey did you know that the wright brothers came from here we've named like everything after them ya it's pretty cool, being the home of the wright brothers, look we're not just known for the Air Force museum ok but it is fitting that it should be here, in the home of the wright brothers

gently caress you kittyhawk the wright brothers may have flown their first flier there but that's not where they're from they're from here, dayton, home of the wright brothers, wright Patterson Air Force base, wright state university, wright memorial parkway, wright wright wright (brothers)

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:29

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Hi, I'm Warwick, Rhode Island and I'm a loving hole where dreams go to die. Also, T.F. Greene International Airport.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:34

the unabonger

hey man santa cruz talkin, holds onn i gotta hit this real quick *5 minutes later* what were we talking about?

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:34

saboten

hi im liverpool beatlles beatles beatles *sucks john lennons dead gay dick* footbal l

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:35

FartGhost

I'm really lovely, depressing and boring, and so is the place I live in

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:36

bacalou

ha ha the big apple right guyz? remember when guliani was a cross dresser ha ha

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:36

Captain No-mates

Hi I'm London I'm terribly sorry but I am better than you.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:36

Bwee

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:37

ulvir

Hi I'm Oslo, Norway. my public transportation, albeit having extremely good coverage sucks poo poo and despite being a 1st world country my roads are absolute poo poo. lmao people biking? that's never gonna happen here's a 1,5metre bike lane next to parked cars for 1/3rd of the length on a few of our roads.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:37

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Bwee posted:

no

ahh a proud resident of nowhere, oklahoma

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:41

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

pls dont be difficult bwee and share your home address with the nice man

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:43

google THIS

also please don't furlough the military again or we will have to resort to looting and cannibalism because the base is like 90% of our economy

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:43

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

can i furlough some military pls?

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:44

ulvir

lol if youre not a pacifist

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:47

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Ghandi posted:

lol if youre not a pacifist

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:49

mycophobia

Hi I'm Jackson mississippi and I like mayonnaise

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:51

tradjik

hi im exmouth western australia and i am a manic depressive.

i spend half the year full of tourists and the other half empty and alone, smoking weed and meth.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 19:54

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

hi im new orleans, scuse me for a sec yall *vomits whiskey into an antique spittoon*

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:03

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

I'm Salem, Oregon! Hey wait, where are you going!? I HAVE STUFF TOO!

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:21

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

Why does everyone go to Portlannnnnnd I'm the freakin capital

# ? Sep 11, 2014 20:21

City of Glompton

ahmonds.

you probably pronounce it "all-monds". well, I'm where they grow 'em, and we call them ahmonds.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:25

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# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:28

3D Megadoodoo

I'm built on seven hills, burned down at least once, have no surviving record of ever being established due to being the first burg in the country, and have a river going through me.

I'm not Rome tho.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:38

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

It's the heat, not the humidity, that gets ya. Haha, whoops, did I say that backwards? My bad, my brain is jumbled from having repeated that sentence 50 times already today

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:38

google THIS

we've got a pretty baller minor league baseball team that has sold out over 1,000 consecutive games, which sounds pretty impressive until you consider that what the hell else do people have to do around here

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:44

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

dammit I was trying to formulate a Dayton Dragons joke

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:48

Lil Cunty

hi, i'm lewiston, id! we're known for our paper mill, which makes the whole town smell like poop, and our bullet factory, which blows up sometimes. hope you like making bullets and paper because those are your only options here besides making GBS threads a bunch of kids and living on welfare. also we invented deep-fried steak strips but we can't be hosed to say deep fried steak-strip so we just call it "bite-size" and get SUPER loving PISSED if you act like you don't know what that is

Also we're the largest inland port in the United States and we used to be the capitol of idaho but now we're just a shithole

thanks and godbless

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:49

google THIS

WD-40 posted:

hi, i'm lewiston, id! we're known for our paper mill, which makes the whole town smell like poop, and our bullet factory, which blows up sometimes. hope you like making bullets and paper because those are your only options here besides making GBS threads a bunch of kids and living on welfare. also we invented deep-fried steak strips but we can't be hosed to say deep fried steak-strip so we just call it "bite-size" and get SUPER loving PISSED if you act like you don't know what that is

Also we're the largest inland port in the United States and we used to be the capitol of idaho but now we're just a shithole

thanks and godbless

this is quite possibly the most Midwestern thing ever posted :sympathy:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:51

Lil Cunty

Jett posted:

this is quite possibly the most Midwestern thing ever posted

it's ok i don't live there anymore but thank you for your condolences

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jett posted:

this is quite possibly the most Midwestern thing ever posted

idaho isn't in the midwest, you knucklehead

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:54

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

idaho isn't in the midwest, you knucklehead

I know but it has all the requisite Midwestern phrases except "corn"

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:56

Lil Cunty

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

idaho isn't in the midwest, you knucklehead

it is in spirit

we just have mormons instead of lutherans

Jett posted:

I know but it has all the requisite Midwestern phrases except "corn"

we have corn too jett but we call it "potatoes"

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:56

google THIS

factories, smelling like poop, bullets, welfare, cult-like local delicacies, it hits so close to home it doesn't even matter that I misread Idaho as Indiana at first :ssh:

# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:59

google THIS

I have had too long of a day with not enough caffeine

# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:01

ulvir

haha yeah, midwestern. fly-over country. hahaha. I'm getting these jokes

# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:05

Lil Cunty

Jett posted:

I have had too long of a day with not enough caffeine

JETT DRINK YOUR drat COFFEE

# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:06

alnilam

hi welcome to exurbs/suburbs, hope you either have a car or like computer games

(good thing i like computer games)

# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:26

alnilam

that's about all, I'd have much more fun posting about my adopted hometown of 9 years

# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:27

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Imagine being magically whisked away to... Delaware.

Hi. I mean, Delaware.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:55

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I live in Salt Lake City now, which i literally impossible to describe, except it's very clean and very mormon

# ? Sep 11, 2014 23:57

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