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#23 The Austrailian Sheepherder The austrailian sheepherder is a very smart dog. In fact, they can even maintain a low-wage human job, providing significant ROI for owners. Possible jobs include dog sitter, janitor, and social media expert. good with other dogs ,other than dingos (natural enemy) and has an excellent judge of character with humans. the 'aussie' pairs best with people who get fall pictures taken with their families in sweaters and leaves. |
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#16 The Pomeranian Pomeranians were long thought to be a product of relentless inbreeding until a population of them were found in the wild recently. they survive by roaming in packs of 300+ and have been known to take down water buffallo in mere seconds. these dogs make great pets but DO NOT order more than 100 of them (to be safe) at a time.
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#5 Brown Dog this dog is a good beginners dog for both owners and traders. commonly found in "starter dog kits", but can be purchased individually. Can also be known as a 'Good dog' and even 'Old dog' in its later years.
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#11 bull terrier a more advanced dog, rumored to be not of this earth but seems quite content here, but needs special attention. high stealth modifier, but VERY MYOPIC - NEEDS VISION CORRECTION
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Piso Mojado posted:#16 The Pomeranian This is why they're referred to as 'furry piranha". |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:This is why they're referred to as 'furry piranha". los pirana peludos
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#75 The "Yorkshire" Terrier This is an industrial model built for adorable large-scale oil refinement operations. It super cute and can support both pipeline and coastal tanker operations cause he's such a good boy. such a pretty doggy ranges between 1.2 and 1.5 million dollars. Will need constant petting and attention, proper PPE should be used at all times during handling.
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#7 golden retriever heavily armored assault-and-retrieval dog with a heart of gold, this baby will blast its way into a warzone with a payload of 8 hellfire missiles and a GAU-8/A 30mm cannon, retrieve your important cargo, and swing outta there before the enemy can say "is that the full house dog?"
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Piso Mojado posted:#23 The Austrailian Sheepherder Not to be confused with the Australian Sheephoarder |
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#68 English Pig Dog Do not be frightened about it. its a great dog for sons of silly people, english kniggits, and so-called Arthur Kings.
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#14 American Killhound during the american civil war, hundreds of soldiers could be seen riding these brutes into battle. oddly enough though, american killhounds are actually known for their generally friendly behavior, and today are mostly used to quickly transport heavy loads and give kiddies rides at petting zoos. legislation hasn't yet been passed but keep your fingers crossed for street legal killhounds in 2016!
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#87 German Shorthaired Pointer Do not mistake her pointing as rudeness. The German Shorthaired Pointer, or 'shorthair' for those can't stand saying that mouthful, is a sweet, loving dog who shows her joy with a full-body wag. Shorthairs are expert cookie-stealers with nice faces and soft ears, as a result, they love and are loved by children. Shorthairs are also great lap dogs, as they tend to 'lap over' on both sides once they are grown.
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#4 The Border Collie The border collie is an adorable dog, but is very mischievous. Collies will often act out and owners should feed often, let the dogs out to play, and regularly check their credit report for suspicious purchases. The border collie has been know to get into left out beer and liquor and attempt to drive. Do not let them, even if they seem like they are cool to do so! Collie's can easily be identified from similar breeds by their coloration and the fact that they always wear sunglasses during the day.
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#17 Super Big Dog (pictured with comedian louie anderson) The Super Big Dog, colloquially known as "that one super big dog," is the largest breed of dog.* This breed makes for an excellent family pet due to its trusting, submissive nature. It is a common mistake to believe this breed, because of its size, would make a good guard dog. Unfortunately, due to the breed's personality, a potential home invader can easily learn to command it and retreat from your home riding the dog like a modern day mongolian. This event has become so commonplace that the term "dogolian" has entered the popular lexicon to describe it. *Some critics argue that Clifford the Big Red Dog is the largest dog, but Clifford is not real. He is a children's book character. |
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Dog feeding guide Dog:  How to feed dog:  
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I do not consider myself a beginner, but this guide is still helpful to 'brush up' on my dog knowledge. Rated 5
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#47 Schnauzer Grumpy old men who have become detached from their human existence will often undergo a drastic cosmetic surgery, transforming them into the formidable Schnauzer. Though an indispensable font of wisdom on all things related to household repair and woodworking, their propensity for off-color comments regarding minorities and foreigners make them less than ideal outdoor pets.
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Dog feeding guide lol |
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if your dog gets wet it may enter into "mad dog" mode, methods to reset it include *yelling mad dog as it rubs itself up against the couch *throwing towels at it slowly drying it out *throwing clothes that smell like you at it, allowing it to shred them and sate its bloodthirst *sacrifice a smaller less loved family member *ball
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Dogs and Religion Most dogs in the United States are devoted members of the Church of Christ of Latter Day Saints. Many Gay Rights advocates blame dogs for their role in funding the drive to pass the controversial Proposition 8 in California in 2008. Dogs are strong advocates for a "traditional" definition of marriage, though critics note that only in 1890 did dogs stop officially practicing plural marriages. Here a young Mormon dog couple celebrates their big day by rolling in garbage after they sniff each other's butts for the first time as man and wife. HUSKY DILF fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Dec 10, 2015
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#2 greyhound Greyhounds are loyal buddies who are always willing to go to the gym with you. They help spot you and encourage you to try their new paleo cookbooks. Unfortunately, as seen above, Greyhounds seldom win bodybuilding competitions because they always skip the day at the gym when they are supposed to work on their "core."
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#1 Snoop Dogg Lookin' for a dogg ta chill with? Yeaahhhh... you know the dizzle. Raised on the streets of Compton in the U S of A, representin' OG. This is the Dogg house! A to the muthafuckin' KC! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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#84 bark Bark bark woof bow wow grrr bark woof woof. Bark whine arf arf arf woof woof bow wow arf woof woof bark bark. Arf arf "growl" woof woof bark bark grrr arf bark bark bark woof woof, bark bark bow wow yip yip woof. Bow wow woof, arf arf? Arrrroooooooooooooo! |
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How do I pet dog |
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> pet dog well |
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A lot of people don't realize this, but when dealing with pitbulls, remember the slogan "Pit 2 Peep". It means a pitbull is two people: The owner, and the pitbull. |
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sea dog it is estimated that there are 3 times as many sea dogs as land dogs, but they are rarely seen because they spend most of their lives in the deepest parts of the ocean, on the sea floor. (they still have feet like normal dogs rather than fins so they have to walk on the bottom of the sea, rather than swim like other sea animals) |
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Good dog. |
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Bad Dog Some hosed up weird kind of dog that really sucks. Doesn't do any of the things good dogs do, a trait from which the breed derives its moniker. Basically the worst kind of dog.
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Glass Bottom Boat posted:Bad Dog someone help it's locked gazes with me and I can't stop https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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49. Melty Dog Following centuries of dedicated inbreeding, the common Melty Dog's bone structure has become brittle and fracture-prone as a Fabergé egg. Consequently they are rarely seen outside of the palaces of the ostentatiously wealthy, where attendants delicately 'walk' them, moving their paws along the floor one at a time. Salvador Dali's prized Melty Dog inspired many an enduring motif, but compared to his ocelot did not photograph well, and thus languished in obscurity. Often mistaken for the 'land sloth'. |
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December Octopodes posted:if your dog gets wet it may enter into "mad dog" mode, methods to reset it include |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Dog feeding guide lmao |
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 working dog works at a decent 9-5 job with good healthcare and salary. loves promoting synergy in the work place, as well as making sure the environment in the office is positive and productive at all times. coaches his daughters volleyball team on weekends. planning on taking a vacation to uk and tour through scotland, then take the ferry to ireland. |
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