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I was just reminded of the Campbell's Soup Kids after seeing Asterios' awesome Campbell's Soup Photoshop post, and it made me think - What other spokesperson-abominations of the 70s, 80s, and 90s existed that should have never been?
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What was the one with the horrific kid glaring at a pan of beans or something? I think that was from the 50's though. Hahaha "Horrible Bean Advert" in Google found it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:13 |
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Lasher posted:What was the one with the horrific kid glaring at a pan of beans or something? I think that was from the 50's though. That kid has straight up Murder Eyes. Someone on the SASS forums compared me to Mac Tonight. I feel #blessed.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:13 |
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Fun fact: the whole "Adolph Hitler" craze of the 1940's was just an ad campaign for Bratwurst that spiraled out of control.
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Lasher posted:What was the one with the horrific kid glaring at a pan of beans or something? I think that was from the 50's though.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:16 |
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My daughter makes this exact face when we make sandwiches for her.
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Applewhite posted:My daughter makes this exact face when we make sandwiches for her. Call a doctor, or possibly a priest.
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Well this is recent but I loving hate orange slice beer mascot. It's not so much scary as annoying beyond belief. The facile attempts at bro chatter make me want to hit an orange slice in the mouth for the first time in my life. Or whatever advertising guy comes up with it. I'm really not too picky when it comes to this matter as long as I get to hit something that is responsible.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:21 |
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those kids are prob dead now
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmC6tPaHSo US McDonald ads from the 70s look like nightmare snuff films.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:27 |
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Lasher posted:What was the one with the horrific kid glaring at a pan of beans or something? I think that was from the 50's though. Lmao holy poo poo
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gobbagool posted:those kids are prob dead now How about every Sid & Marty creation ever?
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Nathilus posted:Well this is recent but I loving hate orange slice beer mascot. It's not so much scary as annoying beyond belief. The facile attempts at bro chatter make me want to hit an orange slice in the mouth for the first time in my life. Or whatever advertising guy comes up with it. I'm really not too picky when it comes to this matter as long as I get to hit something that is responsible. Shock Top is garbage too
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:35 |
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Oh also this will only make sense to Houston goons unless I explain a little. One of the first companies in Houston to offer furniture delivered to your house was gallery furniture. Their face-man and I think owner is this dude named matress mack. He used to do these commercials that were all like WEHAVESOLIDWOODBEDROOOMSETS899, KITCHENSETS1299ANDTHISWEEKONLYMODULARSOFAS999! GALLERYFURINTURE SAVES! YOU! MONEEEEEY! Like he was on all the coke in the world. And hell if you went in that joint he'd be there, doing store annoucements in the same way. Until the early aughts. Either the great destroyer was catching up with him, his coke supply ran out or he got depression. Cuz the tagline turned into "gallery furniture saves... you............. money." and he started looking goddamn miserable all the time. LOL. https://youtu.be/-uZphiFoGZ0
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:36 |
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Good ole "Cellophane" brand bread.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:38 |
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Showbiz pizza? Also lol at that loving shirt.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:42 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Yeah those drawings are dead. Them and everything Hana Barbera ever shat out
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:47 |
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:47 |
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WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE, GEORGIE!!!
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:51 |
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That shirt would be the single best thing about being named Richard. I would wear it every year.
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Mad Monk posted:That shirt would be the single best thing about being named Richard. I would wear it every year. Rich's birthday is soon. Should I have one made up?
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LadyAmbien posted:Rich's birthday is soon. Should I have one made up? *Shaking magic 8 ball* All signs point to YES!
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:54 |
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Why did they bothering drawing the bald cap on? This is just completely uncreative.
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wtf
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Lasher posted:What was the one with the horrific kid glaring at a pan of beans or something? I think that was from the 50's though. That's not a child. It's a midget and probable sex-offender.
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 21:31 |
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man there were some hosed up cereals - it's no wonder so many 80's kids grew up to be sociopaths.
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LadyAmbien posted:Rich's birthday is soon. Should I have one made up? Only if we get to see him wear it
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# ? Mar 24, 2016 21:41 |
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isn't that doug jones?
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:
I literally got this cereal as a birthday gift from one of my dad's friends one year.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDWXGcsMTHw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcn4p213Zg8
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What good are mascots without lore?quote:In the days of yore, a gracious King ruled the land with no greater concern than the nutrition of his people. His rule afforded the people a nutritious, multi-vitamin laden cereal and they, in turn, overlooked his penchant for scarves.
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