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I gotta say fellas, if there's one thing I love more than coming home after a long day of working on forms and having sex with my wife it's spending a good maybe a couple hours looking at CNN for the latest football scores. Those guys are awesome, they're how I became a Democrat in the first place!
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*doesn't post on SA and has never even heard of it*
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Feb 21, 2019 21:57
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*is depressed and has low prospects/career mobility*
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*briefly glances up at op then looks back down to his phone to scroll through old memes on facebook*
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Feb 21, 2019 21:58
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Should have closed thread after posting that OP, normal people don't post on forums
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Feb 21, 2019 21:58
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im straight
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Feb 21, 2019 21:59
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vandalism posted:im straight Uh oh, what are you implying here?
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Feb 21, 2019 22:01
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*has a phone plan that it takes me 8 hours of work to pay for every month* *buys the latest iphone because its good at texting*
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Colonel Cancer posted:Uh oh, what are you implying here? Normal people don't post "im gay" on internet forums.
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vandalism posted:im straight DELETE THIS LOL XD
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Feb 21, 2019 22:05
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My team made it to the championships. I'm going to go out to the sports bar and celebrate with my friends. We are having Coors light.
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Feb 21, 2019 22:10
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I can't wait to hit the club tomorrow and finish off the night having sex with a woman instead of playing 20y old final fantasy games
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Feb 21, 2019 22:13
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Did you see the latest buzzfeed top ten list? 
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Feb 21, 2019 22:14
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tired. this thing is having a lot of trouble keeping me awake
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Feb 21, 2019 22:15
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i really wish there would be a Two and a Half Men reunion on Big Bang Theory
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Feb 21, 2019 22:15
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man this new Toyota Camry is loving FAST!!!
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Feb 21, 2019 22:17
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I'm normal in every thread! WHO SAID I'M NOT
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Feb 21, 2019 22:19
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*doesn’t really have an opinion on steak doneness, rear end wiping, or pitbulls*
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i love being normal. there's nothing i look forward to more when i wake up in the morning. and every night when i go to sleep i can't wait to be normal the next day
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Feb 21, 2019 22:25
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"Are you sure you wanna try out this chili I made? It is... whew...it'll set you on fire! I made it dangerous this time!" *is a moderately bland chili made with a packet of Hormel's chili mix and a few dashes of Frank's Red Hot*
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Feb 21, 2019 22:28
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game of thrones, football and beyoncé 
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Feb 21, 2019 22:43
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Hey, no big deal. That's something a normal person might say
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Feb 21, 2019 22:45
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Watches game of thrones, the handmaid’s tale, Burd Box, whatever Entertainment Weekly tells me I should watch
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*doesnt get too drunk at a dinner party* *goes to a dinner party*
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:"Are you sure you wanna try out this chili I made? It is... whew...it'll set you on fire! I made it dangerous this time!" WHEW! This stuff's got some SPICE to it!
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I'm on the phone with Microsoft. They called saying I have a virus, see this guy is scanning using this fancy program he has from work. What are you doing? NO! YOU, sorry, WHY DID YOU TURN MY COMPUTER OFF?! Hang on Microsoft tech, lost you, my SON UNPLUGGED MY COMPUTER and is telling me you are a scammer!
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*Plays 45 minutes of video games* That was fun! I'll enjoy more of this next week
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Well that Donald Trump is very rude, but I don't like that Nancy Pelosi, Joe at work says she is a socialist. I guess both sides are bad. Ima have a beer
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Finished my tax return form, now time to plan the next camp holiday with the wife and 2 kids (one girl and one boy)
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Avengers is gonna be awesome! I'm gonna go see with bob, mitch and my brother in law
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Feb 21, 2019 23:06
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Finally, a thread for me, a normal human with a wife that exists, whose breasts I cannot wait to caress, as they feel exactly like bags of sand.
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I'm weird. I'm extremely strange and unusual. Some people think my sense of humor is a little twisted. I'm socially awkward and I don't understand things that other people like. Sometimes I'd rather just stay home and chill than go out and party. I'm so loving weeeeeeeeeeeeeird
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Feb 21, 2019 23:21
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favorite band: the beatles favorite movie: the shawshank redemption
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Feb 21, 2019 23:24
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Really enjoying all these sitcoms and TV dramas, so glad they make an infinite number of them
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Feb 21, 2019 23:25
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Boy having two children with the same partner sure is great. I love my job in business.
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Feb 21, 2019 23:33
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I love watching Fight Club and not look for any deeper meaning other than seeing guys beat eachother up and that Brad Pitt is hunky as hell 😍
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I gotta say fellas, if there's one thing I love more than coming home after a long day of working on forms and having sex with my wife it's spending a good maybe a couple hours looking at CNN for the latest football scores. Those guys are awesome, they're how I became a Democrat in the first place! im gonna throw up, and be dehydrated and probably die, because my body is ravaged by a magic the gathering card spell
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Feb 21, 2019 23:46
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*places hand over heart during the pledge of allegiance/national anthem*
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:*places hand over heart during the pledge of allegiance/national anthem* ^is arrested at school for not doing this said thing
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