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Who should you always side with?
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Labor 28 66.67%
:gop: 3 7.14%
...THE BIG DOG! 11 26.19%
Total: 42 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Stephanie McMahon to make an announcement regarding the WrestleMania main event at the start of Raw
Stephanie McMahon will kick off tonight's show with a special announcement regarding the Wrestlemania Main Event, which will feature three Independent Contractors who are in no way, shape or form to be considered Employees of WWE

Can WrestleMania’s main-event Superstars coexist against The Riott Squad?
Those same three Independent Contractors will face another three Independent Contractors in a match where WWE Authority figures - who are absolutely 100% not their Employers - have warned the first 3 Independent Contractors that they must come together and work as a team, and they will be the stronger for it. But also that Unions are unnecessary.

Batista returns to Raw
Despite having a SAG card and enjoying the enormous benefits of a Union, Batista has come back to Raw so I guess Unions aren't all they're cracked up to be, huh?

Beth Phoenix returns to action in an Eight-Woman Tag Team Match
Beth Phoenix, who had to be careful about saving her money because she lacked employee benefits like a retirement scheme and healthcare once she stopped being an active Independent Contractor for WWE, will be back in action in an eight-woman tag team match tonight!

Brock Lesnar comes to Raw to extinguish Seth Rollins’ fire
Brock Lesnar, enormously successful thanks to his Independent Contractor Status, is living proof that a Union would only get in the way of unfathomable riches if you just make sure you don't band together with your fellow workers. He'll be back on Raw to have a final confrontation with Seth Rollins who has threatened to BURN IT DOWN, which as we all know was something the commies did to the Reichstag and not the fascists who just wanted to ask questions and have a logical debate with the Jews.

Can Aleister Black & Ricochet convert their recent success into a Raw Tag Team Championship reign?
Aleister Black and Ricochet have certainly had more success than you might expect from an NXT call-up since they've worked together in close harmony as a team dedicated to a single purpose
:thunk:

Will Roman Reigns attain retribution against Drew McIntyre before Wrestlemania?
John Oliver really shouldn't have cracked that lovely pedo joke about Roman, to be honest.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Apr 2, 2019

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Listen to this during RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3hNWty6oDY

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
wrestlemania is this weekend already? are they doing one of them hall of fame things because those are usually fun and stupid enough to stay home from work for

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm really excited about Wrestlemania even if I don't think Rousey or Flair belong in the main event. I want Becky to win. I want Kofi to win.

WWE will break me like it always does. :unsmith:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Raw is going to suck and wrestlemania is gonna suck

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


why am i watching this?

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
Stephanie eats her own boogers.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

winner gets health insurance

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Let's watch this.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Steph? Self aware?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

Let's watch this.

sure

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
hi i am here to shitpost

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
What is with Steph's new Ted Talk from-the-stage promo thing

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



ALL DA GOLD

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Jetfire posted:

What is with Steph's new Ted Talk from-the-stage promo thing

I feel like you answered your own question.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yay unificiation

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Cant wait for James Ellsworth to win it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
So Asuka is gonna win right?

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

stephanie mcmahon paradigm shift

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

UNDISPUTED WOMEN'S CHAMPION BECKY LYNCH

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

a new study bible! posted:

Cant wait for James Ellsworth to win it

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol they'll never stop jobbing out riott squad

The match is going to be Charlotte, Becky and Ronda tagging themselves in to the annoyance of whoever was in the ring to beat the poo poo out of whoever's on the other side

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


a new study bible! posted:

Cant wait for Travis Browne to win it

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
excuse me what

did i hear right that 'the first team to betray their teammates doesnt go tow restlemania' but one of the teams is a unified actual team lol

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I feel like at least in a vacuum "title unification" really does push the edge to Charlotte winning.

Like I know she shouldn't and everyone believes WWE is gonna do the right thing. But if i cared that would scare me.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

how many weeks do we get a single unified champ before they have Carmella win one of them or something

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That was a shockingly quick announcement AND they're doing the sensible thing of having both titles on the line. Good!

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Shima Honnou posted:

excuse me what

did i hear right that 'the first team to betray their teammates doesnt go tow restlemania' but one of the teams is a unified actual team lol

first person to betray their team

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

STAC Goat posted:

everyone believes WWE is gonna do the right thing.

i dont

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

excuse me what

did i hear right that 'the first team to betray their teammates doesnt go tow restlemania' but one of the teams is a unified actual team lol

I think it is only supposed to apply to Becky, Charlotte and Ronda?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


CarlCX posted:

how many weeks do we get a single unified champ before they have Carmella win one of them or something

Should make money in the bank interesting

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
i expect rhondha to tap both becky and charlotte at the same time

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
my stream crashed and steph turned into brock lesnar

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Brock looking a little lean.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

So does anyone think Seth is actually going to win at WM and more importantly, does anyone care?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DEAR RICHARD posted:

my stream crashed and steph turned into brock lesnar

No no that's literally what happened. WWE also announced they're rebooting Animorphs

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


That's a lot of Snickers

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

DEAR RICHARD posted:

my stream crashed and steph turned into brock lesnar

Ghostbusters reboot sounding bad.

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Rhonne posted:

So does anyone think Seth is actually going to win at WM and more importantly, does anyone care?

No and no.

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