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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/astros/status/1156680492210630657



https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1144352097758064653?s=19





:siren: MLB.TV SHARING THREAD :siren:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3882380

.GIF THREAD

Miz Kriss posted:

I noticed there was a lack of a mlb gif thread

What walkup music is this guy on my team using?
https://www.mlb.com/entertainment/walk-up/

A super cool search tool that basically has every pitch archived with video
https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/statcast_search









https://twitter.com/hotsprots/status/1118703864050540544

Tony Phillips posted:

God bless those dong hitting dummies.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Hot take: I'd rather the Astros had traded Tucker instead of Beer

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

https://twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1156676818008760321

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Not sure how I feel about the Angels giving up ??? for Max Stassi

Seems kind of risky

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


The Mariners are still paying Leake, right? Cool. Cool.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I’m very disappointed that the Grienke trade breakdown doesn’t have Grienke’s name listed three times

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
I'm fine with Cashman not making any of the deals that have come out assuming any of that stuff is true but Hal's a dumb cheap piece of poo poo for putting the team in this position even after he had the chance to make up for his offseason tightwaddery with Keuchel!

Baseball!

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

quote:

Imagine if Toronto went with Kwantity over Kawhi

Someone said it earlier but Shapiro is angrily jealous of Pat Gillick and you can see it in his face when he refers to him as his mentor back in 2015.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Re: The thread title: I’m phoneposting from court but assume that I photoshopped Grienke as Beetlejuice.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
When would Grienke's first start be?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Zigmidge posted:

When would Grienke's first start be?

He started yesterday so I guess... next Tuesday? Normally would be Monday but they're off

IcePhoenix I commend you for misspelling Greinke's name not once but thrice in the thread title

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

Intruder posted:

IcePhoenix I commend you for misspelling Greinke's name not once but thrice in the thread title

I before E except for Greinke

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Intruder posted:

He started yesterday so I guess... next Tuesday? Normally would be Monday but they're off

IcePhoenix I commend you for misspelling Greinke's name not once but thrice in the thread title

Does it count as once or three times if I just copy pasted it?

Because if you think I actually typed it out three times then buddy I got news for you.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Johnny Bravo posted:

I before E except for Greinke

This is a good post, which made me check your username twice ;)

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Johnny Bravo posted:

Not sure how I feel about the Angels giving up ??? for Max Stassi

Seems kind of risky

Astros win that trade easy, Luhnow strikes again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That's going to be one of those "Team sends player and cash for less cash" trades which I'm fine with

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
Astro fans getting too bold. The baseball gods are cruel. The 2011 Phillies had a starting rotation like this and got ran out of the NLDS by a 90 win Cardinals team while their long term future writhed in pain on the ground after tearing his achilles.

Sab0921 fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Aug 1, 2019

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

No Safe Word posted:

Astros win that trade easy, Luhnow strikes again

A bag of baseballs and Luhnow wins that trade.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Inspector_666 posted:

I'm fine with Cashman not making any of the deals that have come out assuming any of that stuff is true but Hal's a dumb cheap piece of poo poo for putting the team in this position even after he had the chance to make up for his offseason tightwaddery with Keuchel!

Baseball!

What has some out other that Garcia and Florial for Stroman?

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

mcmagic posted:

What has some out other that Garcia and Florial for Stroman?

I saw rumors that Arizona's ask for Ray was Clint + Deivi/Florial + more as well. That's a bigger package than it took for Houston to get Greinke.

It's probably all bullshit but that's why I used so many qualifiers and why I never get too mad about non-trades.

Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Aug 1, 2019

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

I legitimately think the Red Sox made the right decision in doing nothing at the deadline. If the starters get hot, the players they have are good enough to win a championship. If the starters stay cold, well, no amount of help is going to save them so why deplete an already depleted farm system more?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sab0921 posted:

Astro fans getting too bold. The baseball gods are cruel. The 2011 Phillies had a starting rotation like this and got ran out of the NLDS by a 90 win Cardinals team while their long term future writhed in pain on the ground after tearing his achilles.

Just don’t let any squirrels into the ballpark.

Or let Chris Carpenter pitch against you.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
Matt Carpenter is 0 for 21 with 7 K and 5 BB in the minors. Most of that being AA.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

FlamingLiberal posted:

I’m very disappointed that the Grienke trade breakdown doesn’t have Grienke’s name listed three times

*Monster truck commercial announcer voice*

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
https://twitter.com/DonZemmer/status/1156913207837102083?s=20

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


If this guy had a better singing voice these would be legendary instead of just incredible

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Not sure about this, I’ve seen how it ends

https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1156757491327221761?s=20

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


Needs to have tiny heads of our starters on top of the stones. With Greinke being the mind stone of course.

Unless it already does??? Hard to see.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

MrMidnight posted:

Needs to have tiny heads of our starters on top of the stones. With Greinke being the mind stone of course.

Unless it already does??? Hard to see.

It does, yeah, and yes it's very hard to see that thing is super low quality

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MrMidnight posted:

Needs to have tiny heads of our starters on top of the stones. With Greinke being the mind stone of course.

Unless it already does??? Hard to see.

It kinda does, they're just tiny.

Greinke - Mind
JV - Reality
Cole - Soul
Altuve - Power
Bregman - Space

And I guess they forgot about the Time Stone.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Altuve - Power

lol

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

howe_sam posted:

I legitimately think the Red Sox made the right decision in doing nothing at the deadline. If the starters get hot, the players they have are good enough to win a championship. If the starters stay cold, well, no amount of help is going to save them so why deplete an already depleted farm system more?

The Red Sox aren't playing in a way that would make anything they should've been buyers. Especially losing back to back games at home vs Tampa.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

mcmagic posted:

Especially losing back to back games at home vs Tampa.

Home field "advantage" in baseball is dumb. The Red Sox are 32-22 away. The Rays are 34-22 Away. Home field advantage in baseball is almost negligible.

I do agree they probably shouldn't have bought though (and they didn't).

Thom P. Tiers fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Aug 1, 2019

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I point to the 2019 Chicago Cubs as evidence of a strong home field advantage.

Home: 36-18
Away: 21-32

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
2015 Cubs: 49-32 and 48-33
2017 Cubs: 48-33 and 44-37

A lot of it boils down to matchups and who hits on certain days. :shrug:

My comment I guess was meant for an extended period of time in baseball, it sort of evens out. The last like 10 years the postseason home teams won like, 50% of their games or something.

Pointing out some team sucks because they lost two games AT HOME to a team that's ahead of them in the standings is meaningless. The home part is absolutely meaningless.

(Three division winners last year had better road records than home records)

Thom P. Tiers fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Aug 1, 2019

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I still love your title :allears:

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
I feel like all you have to do is watch the red sox play to get an idea why they aren't buyers. It isn't like infusing an already WS-ready lineup with JD, the whole squad look like they're hungover out there.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Zigmidge posted:

I feel like all you have to do is watch the red sox play to get an idea why they aren't buyers. It isn't like infusing an already WS-ready lineup with JD, the whole squad look like they're hungover out there.

Hitting is not their problem.

Edit: I might have misunderstood but the problem is plainly pitching and I dont know if even a Greinke level addition would have made them title favorites but it would probably push them over the hump into the post season and everything is a crap shoot from there.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

He won one then failed to repeat, I'd be ok with that (starting now I mean)

e: how did I never hear about this?

https://twitter.com/AndyJ0seph/status/1156668578583597056?s=19

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Aug 1, 2019

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

He won one then failed to repeat, I'd be ok with that (starting now I mean)

e: how did I never hear about this?

https://twitter.com/AndyJ0seph/status/1156668578583597056?s=19

Greinke owns, proper bathroom hygiene is a must for civilized society

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