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Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
Do you usually get your first nut before, or after breakfast?

Usually, I'll linger in bed until I nut. Then go take shower. Maybe nut in there.

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Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
Most days, I'll wait until evening to go again, after which I'll nut twice or thrice.

On holidays, like with this corona year, I basically just nut whenever.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I don't let the sun's position in the sky dictate when I nut

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
🔊
https://i.imgur.com/SlsUosH.mp4

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

it takes me 9 days to cook each orgasm to perfection so in most ways I'm always nutting

The question really becomes how to define breakfast

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
doc brown is ****in by the way

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I’m doing some no fap with reddit

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don’t :shrug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Ask your mom when I nut OP.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I don't eat breakfast

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
thought this thread was going to be about grapenuts

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Devils Affricate posted:

thought this thread was going to be about grapenuts

turn off your monitor

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Lot of nuts ITT

im allergic to nuts.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I only allow myself to climax in my mind, as I have no physical genitals to speak of.
My "nut" consists of my sheer pelvis thrumming briefly like a cellphone getting a text message while I say "Thank you." once, reflexively.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

My Shoes posted:

Lot of nuts ITT

im allergic to nuts.

too bad

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What about 2nd breakfast nut

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Depends on when I feel like eating the pistachios in my pantry. There's never a set schedule.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
My ex was a nurse and her shift started at 6 AM. I was an art teacher and my first class wasn’t until 11 AM. For nearly 2 years I would get woken up by a blowjob or a handie and have the goofiest half-asleep morning sex because she insisted the work day went faster when she got her dick appointment out of the way, so I was already up and hosed before dawn pretty much that entire relationship, and it definitely changed my general attitude and demeanor. Lazy morning sex with your special so-and-so is a delight!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lmao yeah my coworkers probably think i just lead a charmed life because i could basically skip my way into work every day

control what you can that controls your moods and live happier

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


parody is one of my favorite kinds of thread

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Pair o' deez

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