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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hello everyone and welcome to my thread. i hope you have a good time talking about wwe survivor series.

here are tonights matches:

survival series, mens edition
dolph ziggler, otis tucker, big e, dom mysterio, buddy murphy, and scott dawson vs. jey uso, slapjack, seth rollins, mace, bray wyatt, and dash wilder

wwe universal championship
braun strownam (champion) vs roman reigns

wwe other top championship
drew mcintyre (champion) vs randy orton

greenwich street fight
snoop dogg vs. the undertaker

survivor series for the ladies
bayley, sasha banks, nia jax, lacey evans, and alexa bliss vs lacey evans, nia jax, sasha banks, bayley, and alexa bliss

womens match for the title
asuka (champion) vs sasha banks

they have another womens title right
bayley (champion) vs asuka

intercontinental match
dolph ziggler (champion) vs t-bar

us title match
dolph ziggler (champion) vs t-bar

tag title match
the usos (champion) vs ftr

trag titles 2
heavy machinery (champion) vs miz and mr.

205 live title
jack gallagher (champion) vs rich swann

nxt
johnny gargano (champion) vs tommassino ciampa (ciampion)

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

That doesn’t sound right.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Sandman McMahon posted:

That doesn’t sound right.

its actually completely correct.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I won’t be watching this but let me say this:

They’ve had to lay off a ton of people.
They’ve had to search and secure venues to show their program on TV.
They can’t even do live events around the country. :(
They have some workers who can’t even perform because they got sicky. :( :( :(
Lastly, they’ve been made fun of a lot for just some casual choices. Bummer. ;(

Thank you to all those who will be watching tonight and supporting a struggling business.

On with the show!

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

:) this is gonna be a lousy show

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

All my bias aside, I think Drew vs Roman will be good as they’re like, 2 out of maybe 8 on the entire roster who you can tell actually still love wrestling and have the passion for it as opposed to just cashing in their chips.

That will be a good match.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

god I wish this was the card though you are missing the most handsomest man Baron Corbin... too many Dolph's!

e: props for Miz's team name & ciampion :lmao:

Hirez fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Nov 23, 2020

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm here to muddle the thread

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
what are the odds that the undertaker's final act will be to destroy sami zayn or aleister black?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Armitage posted:

what are the odds that the undertaker's final act will be to destroy sami zayn or aleister black?

what are the chances this is a set up for a bad wrestlemania match

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

13 minutes for Paul to get sexist.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Ciampion

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

johnny gargano has been sending weird texts. johnny has been creeping around

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I turned on the pre-show and Booker T is talking about Lashley and Sami being for the double championship? I assume he is just talking out of his rear end, neither title is actually on the line right?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

does the raw underground guy have a match today.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
dabbakado contracted canine distemper and had to be euthanized

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the gobbledygooker is a hundred times better than anything on this card tonight

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

does the raw underground guy have a match today.

Shane is locked in the Raw Underground, and his only hope of escape is that his father thinks about him for at least a second.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh it's Hector Guerrero!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
the gobbledy gooker is the 24/7 champ

ok

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Intruder posted:

the gobbledy gooker is the 24/7 champ

ok

didn't have that on my bingo card

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

what up g***

:stonk:

And naturally King repeats it

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I’m not watching this but let’s go T-Bar

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
giant cricket ad bar

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Seth Rollins posted:

the gobbledygooker is a hundred times better than anything on this card tonight

No lies

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what happened to the fat guy with the briefcase

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Who will survive?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Codependent Poster posted:

Who will survive?

No one

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


So you're saying Ciampa is showing up?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Murphy gets a big win on Seth Rollins on Smackdown, next thing he does is get eliminated from a pre-show battle royal by... Robert Roode.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Sure is weird seeing Nak and Jeff Harvy in this jobber fest

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Murphy gets a big win on Seth Rollins on Smackdown, next thing he does is get eliminated from a pre-show battle royal by... Robert Roode.

Was Big E in this?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

"He is the consummate survivor"

Some call him the best pure survivor in sport entertainment

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Was Big E in this?

I didn't actually notice, but if not then Jesus Christ (but also Jesus Christ if he had been in it, it's a lose-lose situation).

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
why are the shirts sponsoring channels now?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope chad gable kills rey mysterio's son

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
big e was not in this match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Those rolling suplexes goddamn

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the wwe sucks

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lmao

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