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You loving buy it, right there. Sight unseen. Buy the horse. No stable? Buy the horse. No hay?? Buy the horse. Partner says don't buy the horse??? Buy the horse. Anti-horse clause in your lease???? Buy the horse. Allergic to horses????? Buy the horse. Already have a newer better horse?????? Buy the horse. No horseshoes??????? Buy the horse. To many horseshoes???????? Buy the horse. Family a little too interested in eating horse meat????????? Buy the horse. Terrified of horses eating your delicious grasses you have hoarded for yourself and you ain't loving sharing that poo poo with no fiucknig horse?????????? Buy the horse. No horse pants??????????? Buy the horse. Horse pants don't match horse collared shirt???????????? Buy the horse. No straw hat (horse sized)???????????? Buy the horse. Suffice it to say you should buy the horse.
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# ? Jun 24, 2024 15:01 |
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https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8
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nah I was reading your post as "bury the horse" which sounds agreeable but owning one? They're like vet bills on the hoof
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you sellin horse op?
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How long have you been waiting to...deploy this?
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Is it just the one horse for sale? ![]()
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neigh
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Is it just the one horse for sale? FUUUUUUUUUUCK Okay, so what's the plan if there is two then??? Do we just buy one or is it in for a penny in for a pound???? ARE WE BUYING TWO HORSES.. gently caress MAN LET'S DO IT>>>>>
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Cut out the middle man, sell me glue.
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Das Boo posted:Cut out the middle man, sell me glue. Boo, what's up with a doodle of a shady man selling me a back alley horse at night????
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Literally A Person posted:How long have you been waiting to...deploy this? poor fucker's probably been singing it for years, poo poo's catchy
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ITT we go to the crossroads at midnight to buy a horse.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:ITT we go to the crossroads at midnight to buy a horse. ![]() No one said anytthing about a crossroads....
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Literally A Person posted:
And here I thought you were serious about this.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:And here I thought you were serious about this. Okay. Let's loving to it. LETS DO IT
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Literally A Person posted:FUUUUUUUUUUCK I DIDNT SAY THERE WERE TWO HORSES. I asked if there were two horses because if there’s only ONE HORSE it DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO BUY because what are we gonna ride the same horse? No we need two horses, no fewer no more. If this piece of poo poo can’t COME UP OFF A SECOND HORSE then DONT BUY ANY HORSES. ![]()
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I DIDNT SAY THERE WERE TWO HORSES. I asked if there were two horses because if there’s only ONE HORSE it DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO BUY because what are we gonna ride the same horse? No we need two horses, no fewer no more. If this piece of poo poo can’t COME UP OFF A SECOND HORSE then DONT BUY ANY HORSES. Oh no. I already bought the horse. Oh no oh no oh no
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I don't need a horse, but I do need to glue some poo poo together. So I will buy your horse OP.
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How many horse powers we talking
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I don't need a horse, but I do need to glue some poo poo together. So I will buy your horse OP. Wait. So now I'm the one who offers to sell you a horse at night????? ![]()
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:How many horse powers we talking At least one. Right?
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Literally A Person posted:Wait. Obviously you got some skin in the night horse selling game or you wouldn't be promoting buying horses at night.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Obviously you got some skin in the night horse selling game or you wouldn't be promoting buying horses at night. THIS IS NOT TRUE THIS GOON IS A LIAR
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Shoot for the moon!
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This was always my favorite sketch of theirs
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Literally A Person posted:Oh no. It’s cool I’ll fetch a taxi. ![]()
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DAMNIT! That's not a horse! That's a zebra you spray painted brown. I can see the stripes through that trash paint job! You're too cheap to even use two coats of paint!
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Literally A Person posted:At least one. That just might be enough powers!
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I had a horse once, in Coney Island. She got hit by a car.
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It's a great investment, horse value is only going up up up! 500 years ago there was a horse on every street corner. Now, in COVID lockdown you might have gone a whole day without seeing a horse. That's scarcity, and scarcity means value! Horses are the bitcoin of animals, and not just because you can use them to buy drugs. Can you afford not to buy in?
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pretty sure if someone is offering to sell you a horse at night they're talking about heroin buy the horse
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Literally A Person posted:THIS IS NOT TRUE THIS GOON IS A LIAR Agreed, you are a liar.
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Okay, bought the horse. ... what now? Petting it got old after like the first two hours, and my apartment is too small to ride it in. It is sitting on my couch now and gives me the old side-eye. I don't think it likes me much. Do horses plot murder? Hmmm... Does anybody want to meet me at night? No, not what you think. But I will bring a horse.... for, ... er, unrelated reasons.
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How many miniature horses do I have to buy if I want to ride them? There's a guy here who says he's got a bunch in the back of his van.
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I must look the horse in the mouth before agreeing to any of this
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nice mental health crisis, op
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These are some nice chompers on this horse, but why are the fangs so big?
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Day horse sales don't have the right vibe ya know?
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What about dusk??? Op?
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# ? Jun 24, 2024 15:01 |
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I only want half of a horse.
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